Bender B. Rodriguez

I think she says "corner of the road". You know, like a hooker...

I hear futon
 

It's the clip on repeat, not the full.
 
Also, we need to say "Pussy Leaked" instead, if the time does come. #immature #obviousjoke #horribleusageofhashtags

LOL @ PEOPLE WITH SELF-RESTRAINT

You don't understand the amount of lives I'd sacrifice to have it right now.
 
I wrote up some lyrics -
 
"Ride"
I've been out on that open road
You can be my photon, daddy, white and gold
Singing blues has been getting old
You can be my photon, baby, hot and cold
 
"Cola"
My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola
My eyes were wide like cherry pies
I gots a taste for men who are older
It's always been, so it's no surprise
 
"American"
You made me crazy, you made me wild
Just like a baby, scream your name like a child
Your skin so golden-brown
Be young, be dope, be proud
Like an American
 
"Gods and Monsters"
In the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel
Living in the Garden of Evil
Screwed up, scared, doing anything that I needed
Shining like a fiery beacon
You got the medicine I need
Fame, liquor, love, give it to me slowly
Put your hands on my waist, do it softly
 
"Bel Air"
Gargoyles standing at the front of your gate
[???] told me to wait, but I can’t wait to see you
So I run like I’m mad, to heaven’s door

This is really fucking dark, "Blue Velvet" sounds so out of place. Should have been "Heart-Shaped Box".
 
If this goes the way of the rest of her releases, I'll be so excited to obtain some demos from this. Some piano tracks, like the original Video Games or Million Dollar Man. Oof.
 
I could cry knowing I have to wait until November for "Gods & Monsters".

Am i right in assuming Burning Desire isn't in the preview? why.
 
Um, if i had a pussy that tasted like pepsi cola, you bet it'd be serious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJUm5C07_0

Clearly she is a murderer.
 
Album cover.
 
Tracklist.
 
Album preview.
 
Burning Desire release.
 
AND Ride release.
 
All in one day.
 
She's trying to kill me by the looks of it.
 
Can't have that.
 
I'm calling the police.

Is there a possibility that there will be 'special edition' tracks for this release too?
 
A la Without You, Lolita and Lucky Ones?

Every Saturday night I get dressed up to ride for you, baby
Cruising down the street on Hollywood and Vine for you, baby
I drive fast, wind in my hair
I push it to the limits 'cause I just don't care
You ask me where I've been, I've been everywhere
But I don't wanna be nowhere but here

(Come on tell me, boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I drive fast, wind in my hair
Push it to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby

Every Saturday night I seem to come alive for you, baby
Santa Monica, I'm racing in the lights for you, baby
I drive fast, radio blares
Have to touch myself to pretend you're there
Your hands were on my hips, your name was on my lips
Over over again like my only prayer

(Come on tell me, boy)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I drive fast, wind in my hair
Push it to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby

I'm driving fast, flash
Everyone knows it
I'm trying to get to you, baby
I'm feeling scared and you know it
(x4)

I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I've got a burning desire for you, baby
I drive fast, wind in my hair
Push it to the limits 'cause I just don't care
I've got a burning desire for you, baby

Yayo~.. GO!
Yayu~.. SHAW!
 
Yayo~.. YEA YEAH!
How now~... HOW NOW!

'Dat photoshop tho

0mg but pussy iznt 0n derrr, i th0t 3vrythng wuz r3al

I want 'Will u still love me'

Only have to wait until tuesday
 
 
go somewhere far, far away, my angel of lies and deceit. The truth is not in you.

You guys remember the instrumental playing during the H&M behind the scenes? I think it is Ride instrumental
 
http://youtu.be/E8kfyeCyf5o
 
The instrumental is upbeat, cowboy-ish. it totally fits the single cover. Dont u guys think?

You thought that I was just a calendar kitten
But now you heard me purring, tiger, you’re smitten

The article has changed a little, now it also says that Ride will be available on september 28th.
 
So it's gonna be :
Blue Velvet : 9/20
Burning Desire : 9/25
Ride : 9/28
 
Itune Festval : 25th
Mondial de l'automobile Paris (Jaguar event) : between september 25th and 29th.
 
If all these dates are true, the weeks to come are gonna be Lanamazing for us.

Boo. Most of us beleived it was fake without your input. No need to yawn us.

EDIT: I found this on tumblr. This is so me!
 
 

SOMEONE TELL ME WHO BEARD-MAN IS, DAMMIT!

Yeah, I mean, if she starts looking too old, she could always consider plastic surgery or collagen injections.

anyone think that this is possibly a video for "Riding/My Bitch"?

I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker
I won't cry myself to sleep
If I do I'll die
Now you fall asleep with another
Damn you
 
Remember how we used to escape for the summer
Fireworks and sparklers would light up the black skies
We'd hold on tight for our lives to each other
Hello, hello, where did you go?
 
We were two kids living life on the run
Like the american dream
Baby, nothing to lose
And we get messed up for fun
We went too fast, too young
 
But I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker
I won't cry myself to sleep
If I do I'll die
Now you fall asleep with another
Damn you
Damn you
 
Flowers in my hair and your breath smelled like whiskey
Promised anywhere that I go, take you with me
Dancing on your feet like a child to the radio
Hello, hello, where did you go?
 
We were two kids living life on the run
Of the american dream
Baby, nothing to lose
And we get messed up for fun
We went too fast, too young
 
But I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker
I won't cry myself to sleep
If I do I'll die
Now you fall asleep with another
Damn you
Damn you
Damn you
Damn you
 
Every once in a lifetime
Dreams can come true
Now and then when the stars shine
You meet somebody like you
 
And I won't cry myself to sleep like a sucker
I won't cry myself to sleep
If I do I'll die
I pray your life is sweet, you fucker
Damn you
Oh, oh
Damn you
Damn you