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Because Dark Paradise sucks. :uh: :uh: :uh: :uh:

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encore: YAYO

It's felt a lot like a playground around here lately. I wish people would stop paying any mind to some of these dramatic spazzes who have recently joined. Look at that, i'm doing it right now. This thread is now 32 pages...

This one she obvi called the paps but it makes me laugh cos she decides to show off her fur and her nice car (although she could've cleaned in first) in a taco bell parking lot.. it's like so her. that line between tacky and ritzy

nah they're just funny.

As promised, here is a download link of my cover of Money Hunny.
 
320kbps AAC (.m4a), mixed in mono (that’s right, bitches)
 
Thanks to evil for playing it on his spectacular show today (which, if you missed, you need to go listen right now) and for hosting the file on his soundcloud page. And, yes, whoever was asking before, that is me singing. A cappella mix is available over my dead body.

As I've alluded to previously on LanaBoards, and mentioned on my covers-themed Lana Del Reydio show, I've been sitting on some information relating to Mike Mizrahi since June. I sat on it for a long time because I soon became aware of their relationship and I don't feel it's appropriate to dig into Lana's personal relationships with people who are not otherwise public figures, especially naming names, unless there's a clear song reference. And even though I found information of legitimate interest to fans, I didn't know of a way to share it without pointing people in his direction. But since their relationship has already been discussed quite extensively, I now feel there's no harm in revealing the information I found.
 
Lana has an actress profile on IMDb under Lizzy Grant (I). It lists three films she was supposedly in, all of which take place in NYC and were filmed there. Two of the films, Ho's and Mo's and Mr. Finch are short films directed by Michael L. Mizrahi.
 
A quick Google search turns up his Youtube account, IamMikeMizrahi. Both films appear to uploaded to this account in their entirety, each split into two parts.
 
Ho's and Mo's
 
 
 
Mr. Finch
 
 
 
The IMDb page for Ho's and Mo's shows Lizzy Grant playing a character named Gina. But neither her nor her character are listed in the film's end credits. If you watch the whole thing, you'll see that she's not in it. However, take a look at the lone comment at the bottom of the Youtube page for Part 1. UhaulJoe (one of Lana's YouTube accounts) writes "Love this movie!!"
 
The IMDb page for Mr. Finch shows Lizzy Grant playing a character named Katie Finch.
Again, neither her nor her character are listed in the film's end credits. Based on the age of the Mr. Finch character, if she were to play a Katie Finch, she'd probably have to be his daughter, but there's nothing about that in the plot.
 
The third movie listed on the Lizzy Grant (I) IMDb profile is White Irish Drinkers which is a feature length film. Lizzy Grant is supposed to have a small role playing a character named Diane. Guess who IMDb lists as a location manager for this film? Yep, Michael L. Mizrahi. Looking through his IMDb profile and other online profiles, it's clear his main profession is as a location scout/manager. (A child actor with a decent IMDb resume named Regan Mizrahi has a larger role in the film, but looking at his Wikipedia page-- yes, this kid has a Wikipedia page-- I don't think he's related. "Son of an actress and a doctor." Although, I supposed it's possible the doctor is not his biological father.) Again, there's no Diane in the movie.
 
However, I checked out the film from the library and I'm 90% sure I spotted her as an extra. I showed these snapshots to Maru and CalendarGirl back in the days of LDR.FM, and they were 100% certain is was her. She's in the far right of the frame:
 
 
 
Here's one CalendarGirl took:
 
 
 
Now before you rush out to buy White Irish Drinkers to complete your Lana collection I should tell you that it looks like kind of a shitty movie and those are the only frames of the entire film that she's in. It rivals those vocal samples I found on that Tamarama song in terms of insignificance.
 
But WTF is going on here? My suspicion is that this was an exercise in resume padding. Possibly to try to secure roles in other films. Perhaps Poolside, the Rex Arrow film, or
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I also suspect that the Knocks from the Underground review he wrote may have been a friendly or planted interview. (It wouldn't be the first. The Index magazine interview was done by Brea Tremblay, another musician who played at the same Songwriter's Hall of Fame New Writer's Showcase and was also mentored by Bob Leone.) I suspect this based on the fact that they were supposedly together two years (according to a source extremely close to the situation ) in conjunction with the fact that a
was uploaded to his YouTube account in November 2010 means they had to have been living together at least a couple months prior to the February 2009 Arlene's Grocery show he reviewed, unless their living together overlapped his marriage, which I doubt, or he married the other woman almost immediately after they broke up and the source is exaggerating the two years time frame somewhat. Although, this Facebook post, which predates that show by only a few weeks, sure doesn't sound like they were living together yet. 

 
I don't know. It's all very strange. But if they were living together at the time of that interview, it means she might have had more control over its content.

I'm translating it now

Is this Lana Del Rey?

Well, sometimes someone comes along and says, "Excuse me, you look just like Lana Del Rey." And I answer, "Thank you, that's very kind of you." And I am pleased.
 
lol oh

Edit: 320kbps DL links for all six parts of the show:
Part 1: http://www.mediafire...asmt8bvxmee4u4h
Part 2: http://www.mediafire...c4mt16inxneua1c
Part 3: http://www.mediafire...7wii5d2l9xwbcae
Part 4: http://www.mediafire...18i756vb5pttjxa
Part 5: http://www.mediafire...dk0lr76j4kfk7sr
Part 6: http://www.mediafire...dx6emendsv39dk7
 
I will be hosting a special two and a half hour long covers-themed edition of Lana Del Reydio on Saturday, December 15 at 1PM EST. Join me in the tinychat and tune in to hear every song Lana is known to have covered, as well as the following surprises:

- Previously unknown songs Lana has covered
- New Lana "research"
- An exclusive Lana cover by Monicker
- What my voice actually sounds like
- And much more!

Listen: http://www.spreaker.com/show/reydio
Chat: http://tinychat.com/lanaboards

You can listen to a couple teasers below:

Teaser 1

https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-1 by https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-1

Teaser 2
https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-2 by https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-2

Teaser 3
https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-3 by https://soundcloud.com/evilentity/reydio-covers-show-teaser-3

More information to come!

WARNING: EXPLICIT LANGUAGE

Jerome back on .fm posted this once, and I love it. It's a whole new style to the song.
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6TIpptvb1U

ouchhh...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

Log off is the online version of log off

i feel u harpo

Everyone

ok

ok

they don't even know you, they want to seem ~relevant~ probably

this is so stupid and so not fun

this is so stupid and so not fun

this is so stupid and so not fun

she is fearlesss!!!! regina tweeted this earlier ~ I think she's in Australia
Respekt

Please watch this first to set the mood for the MotW interviews:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNxKgqek6Z0
 
"Hi and welcome to The Oprah Show!!
 
"I have a special announcement to make....
 
"SITARHEROOOOOOOO AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLLLLLL ARE ON THE SHOW TODAYYYYYY!!!"
 

 
~SCREAMS OF A PREDOMINATELY WHITE, MIDDLE-AGED, FEMALE AUDIENCE PIERCE THE SILENCE OF THE DEAD FORUM~
 
~BABY V ALEX SCREAMS 'N SHOUTS, THANKING GODNEY~
~ATARAXIA REACHES INTO HER JACKET POCKET, GRABS HER FLASK, AND DOWNS THE REST OF HER VODKA IN CELEBRATION~
~MADRIGAL IS TOO BUSY TALKING TO THE SHOW'S PRODUCERS -- HOW LONG HAVE THEY WORKED WITH OPRAH? WHICH SHOWS HAVE THEY INDIVIDUALLY PRODUCED? -- TO REALIZE THE EXCITING NEWS~
~GAGAOOPSY HOPS UP AND DOWN IN EXCITEMENT, ACCIDENTALLY RELEASING THE HEART-SHAPED BALLOONS HE HAD BEEN CLENCHING SO TIGHTLY IN HIS HANDS. THEY DISPERSE AND FLOAT ABOVE THE AUDIENCE, ACCENTING THE JOYOUS OCCASION~
~HELLION REMAINS STOIC, SIDE-EYING THE BASIC BITCHES IN THE AUDIENCE AND FILING HIS NAILS~
 
It is already apparent that this will be a Member of the Week like no other.
 

 
"HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL, COME ON OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"
 

 
The audience's cries and screams swell as the sliding doors reveal Bill's slim silhouette. He steps out into the brightness of the studio, a grin on his movie-star handsome face and a twinkle in his eye. Bill saunters out, clearly enjoying the effect he has on the frenzied audience members. He approaches Oprah, greeting her with a hug and a whisper in her ear -- "What the fuck? I just find out you're interviewing Sitar too?" -- he leans back, a clenched smile on his face, and give the audiences a wave. The ugly-creying audience errupts with screams.
 
Oprah leans into him, and in a hushed tone says, "I know. I didn't have any fucking choice."
 
To the studio audience and viewers at home, it looks like any other friendly exchange between a guest and host on a talk show. They have no idea. The two address the audience, both forcing smiles as they wave. This is not at all what they wanted.
 

 
"LET'S GET STARTEEEEEEEEEEEEED! Okay Bill, where to begin? How about..."


 
 
 
 

Interview finished, the show cuts to commercial break and the cheerful facade is over.
 
"Fix this!" Bill hisses, his smile replaced with a grimace. He rips off his mic and throws it on the ground, storming out of the studio.
 
~LE FIN~


 
For a sneakpeak of Sitar's interview, to be posted at a later date:
 
To Sitar:
 
 

http://fiftiesbabydolldress.tumblr.com/