Vote for Your LEAST Favorite Song on Paradise!

[iloveguineapigs 167]

You need to play it loud and stand naked in ur bathroom and pretend ur lana then u will love it. promise.

 

I have a huge circular mirror/vanity in my bedroom...I find it suffices for this ritual to Blue Godvet.

[YUNGATA 14,944]

I have a huge circular mirror/vanity in my bedroom...I find it suffices for this ritual to Blue Godvet.

 

If you're a smoker it's great to smoke while doing said ritual. classy/10.

 

 

 

If people ever want to institutionalise me or something they're going to look at my past posts here and be like "oh my, we should've done this long ago."

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,460]

I have a huge circular mirror/vanity in my bedroom...I find it suffices for this ritual to Blue Godvet.

 

Please videotape yourself doing this and send it to me.

[lola 6,616]

Please videotape yourself doing this and send it to me.

 

Excuse me, where are the videos of you crying you were supposed to film for me?

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,460]

Excuse me, where are the videos of you crying you were supposed to film for me?

 

I don't cry, I'm a beautiful & strong black woman.

[lola 6,616]

I don't cry, I'm a beautiful & strong black woman.

 

You're none of the first three things.

[Monicker 3,030]

 

Wow, i had never seen this photo before. I like it a lot. That outfit is ACE.

 

That's like saying, "I don't like this pizza because the pizza I had last week tasted a bit better."

 

I like that. Nice one. I find there are many things in life that can be made clearer with food analogies.

[Sitar 22,172]

That universal love for "Ride"

[YUNGATA 14,944]

Wow, i had never seen this photo before. I like it a lot. That outfit is ACE.

 

 

Paparazzi caught her outside taco bell and she decided to make a photo shoot of it

 

http://www.dailymail...restaurant.html

 

http://perezhilton.c...ot#.ULahyIXbzKY

 

(i can't stand perez hilton but you know, more photos)

 

aaaand here's a video

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAQ43-0J5bk

 

 

such a dolll.

[Fluorine 160]

Had to vote for "Burning Desire," because it sounds like what it is --- a bonus track. It's the only one not totally integral to the album's story.

[SissyRëyLDRsparkjumprope 62]

Blue Velvet is the absolute worst. Cola is second.

 

um. what? Blue velvet is beautiful. Honestly, if that was actually her song & not a cover... I'd put it in the top 3. and tbh I haven't listened to Cola fully. Just a bit, I didn't like it.

[SissyRëyLDRsparkjumprope 62]

Yayo is kinda boring. But let's get real the worst song on BTD:PE is without a doubt Carmen!!!! I LOVE Lana..but wtf? That song so boring!!

 

um.. carmen is on BTD. Not Paradise.

[Coco 5]

I love them all... :x

 

But if I had to choose one.... Yayo, only cause I prefer the other versions. But it is growing on me

[lightofmylife 0]

Yayo. Love the original, was so excited to hear the new and improved version... And was let down. I feel like she got rid of all my favourite parts of the original version. But of course, it's still nice.

[YUNGATA 14,944]

Yayo: 31

 

 

lana del unimpressed.

[Mermaid.Motel 0]

Yayo. I just think it doesn't sound like Lana.

[FrozenKookie 94]

I wouldn't voted for Yayo if I didn't know that there is a better version compared to it, like a million times.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,460]

Yayo. Love the original, was so excited to hear the new and improved version... And was let down. I feel like she got rid of all my favourite parts of the original version. But of course, it's still nice.

 

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I wouldn't voted for Yayo if I didn't know that there is a better version compared to it, like a million times.

 

Then you shouldn't have voted for it tbfh. Why the hell does everyone compare it so harshly to the original? Let me just remind everyone how ridiculous that logic is with my food analogy. Saying that you hate/dislike the new Yayo because the original is better is like saying that the new pizza you had for dinner last night was horrible because it wasn't as good as the pizza you ate last week. That's stupid. It's STILL PIZZA. IT'S STILL GOOD.

 

:airplease:

[Hello Heaven 1,575]

Because it's a bonus track.

yeah, i realized that like the day after I posted that, I can be a bit of a dick, I forgot it was on the iTunes version at the time.

[Sitar 22,172]

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Then you shouldn't have voted for it tbfh. Why the hell does everyone compare it so harshly to the original? Let me just remind everyone how ridiculous that logic is with my food analogy. Saying that you hate/dislike the new Yayo because the original is better is like saying that the new pizza you had for dinner last night was horrible because it wasn't as good as the pizza you ate last week. That's stupid. It's STILL PIZZA. IT'S STILL GOOD.

 

:airplease:

 

Unless it's, like, a gourmet-ass pizza compared to a Lunchable.

 

 

Love Yayo, just arguing to argue.