Blue Banisters - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Make me your Dream Life 88,717]

1 hour ago, Poor Stacy said:

 

Manifesting

 

nooooo this

inside of an oyster shell c'moon look how beautiful that is:  the texture. the feel. the subtle but melding colors

[triangles19 2,463]

Honestly I'm wildly excited by this but I don't really dare to believe this will be out June 1, I mean, she learned us to not believe her dates reveals.

It would be so great, let's see.

Tbh it will be very hard for me to appreciate the new album as much as I love Cocc, it took the first place of my album ranking so violently, I listen to it everytime, songs are stuck in my head all day and I absolutely can't rank the songs cause I just adore them all. My new Honeymoon finally came and I'm so living for it. I'm in heaven right now

[Coney Island King 26,122]

Do you guys think she knows how little trust in her we have regarding her announcements?

[Lentilus 25,720]

Just now, Coney Island King said:

Do you guys think she knows how little trust in her we have regarding her announcements?

Pls, like she cares

[lanabanana11 3,862]

So pumped for a new album! Not believing for a damn second that it’s coming out June 1st. Like no. Even team delulu must know they are setting themselves up for disaster if they beleive that...

Also I bet you all her Hawaii aesthetics will be included here. Like we will get a very tropical themed song or something on this record 

[Make me your Dream Life 88,717]

the album makes me think of johnny rockets burgers american diners. malt shakes. which then makes me think drugstore cowboy italian alloy classical american. sweet delicious sweet tart da da da da da bb i'm a forlorn fire n m what u desire like a siren in the night us against the world knock me down got me in the back of ur ca ca ca caaaaar 

nd of course Serene Queen, Kill Kill. is this gonna be like a BTD to Paradise 2.0 kinda thing? hm hm lets find out 

[Poor Stacy 12,095]

I definitely don't think June 1 is the date. I wonder if she thinks albums are still released on Tuesdays?   Maybe June 4th, as that's the closest Friday. But honestly, I'd be perfectly fine with a late summer release, too. Getting two albums from Lana in one year, we'd be completely spoiled. We just got a brand new album, so I'll stay fed until it comes. Just thankful we have such a prolific, passionate fave. To think that last week we were all slightly worried she was going on hiatus for a few years!

[littleredpartydress 49,883]

I still can’t believe this ....

[crazyforme 4,312]

The fact that she posted the date on the caption and not in another typewriter rant makes me confident that she'll keep her word. But we never know with Lanz... 

[99centlips 8,526]

Just now, crazyforme said:

The fact that she posted the date on the caption and not in another typewriter rant makes me confident that she'll keep her word. But we never know with Lanz... 

 

pls wake up 

[AW Pussy 4,899]

I just woke up  

WTF is going on...... OMG 

I can’t believe her  noooooo omg Im screaming what is this.... ladies help

[COCC 29,554]

2 minutes ago, TJFreak said:

I just woke up  

WTF is going on...... OMG 

I can’t believe her  noooooo omg Im screaming what is this.... ladies help

 
Don‘t forget to breathe 

[lets ride 799]

4 minutes ago, 99centlips said:

 

pls wake up 

 

3 minutes ago, TJFreak said:

I just woke up  

WTF is going on...... OMG 

I can’t believe her  noooooo omg Im screaming what is this.... ladies help

these back to back is sending me 

[lanasgirl 3,800]

I’m in SHOCK

I just woke up to these news and I AM CONFUSION.

 

Why couldn’t she just let us enjoy Chemtrails??? I can’t believe she’s doing this to us again! And this in connection with her stories... what the hell, Lana? Are you ok???
 

Who here honestly believes this record is coming on June 1st? I can’t believe ANYTHING she says

 

Spoiler

But fuck yes I’m excited ROCK CANDY SWEET WHAT A GREAT TITLE

 

[Lentilus 25,720]

The way none of us believe the date she gave us.....which obviously means that the date she gave us is gonna be real! 

Edited March 21, 2021 by Lentilus
Lana logic

[Pico Ocean Boulevard 41,411]

So I quickly made an album & back cover..hope you like it

 

 

[99centlips 8,526]

18 minutes ago, Poor Stacy said:

I definitely don't think June 1 September 5 is the date. I wonder if she thinks albums are still released on Tuesdays Saturdays?   Maybe June 4th September 4th, as that's the closest Friday.

 

this feels like deja vu 

[Lentilus 25,720]

1 minute ago, Pico Boulevard said:

So I quickly made an album & back cover..hope you like it

 

 

Omg FIRE BESTIE!!!! My favorite is Godbless and fuck off

[barttttender 5,231]

38 minutes ago, triangles19 said:

Honestly I'm wildly excited by this but I don't really dare to believe this will be out June 1, I mean, she learned us to not believe her dates reveals.

It would be so great, let's see.

Tbh it will be very hard for me to appreciate the new album as much as I love Cocc, it took the first place of my album ranking so violently, I listen to it everytime, songs are stuck in my head all day and I absolutely can't rank the songs cause I just adore them all. My new Honeymoon finally came and I'm so living for it. I'm in heaven right now

 

she will never release a new album on july 1 mark my words.

 

she's taking the piss and will delay it countless times like she did with nfr ang chem.

 

Basically, she just got the idea to make a rock record with dealer on it and probably hasnt even found a producer.

I mean she just said to annie mac that she's exhausted all her supplies and it's the first time she doesn't know what she'll be doing next 

 

like slate clean. So what is she on about?

 

 

[Fart Deco 12,722]

6 hours ago, yourolllikethunder said:

I don’t think he used that emoji anywhere 

 

 

Oh I’m sorry, I saw a screenshot on Twitter and fell for it... twitter phags played me again 

I know I should’ve checked