You and Bill are hunting UFOs by the beach. You think he's ga ga crazy until you see them too. The green men leave the spaceships and ask you to show a Lizzy Grant song that proves humanity is worth its existence. What's the song and why?

[YourGirl666 12,079]

I'd show them the surf noir deep sea sexy murder soundtrack Twin Peaks Coney Island anthemic 50s jazz trip hop influenced magnum opus Mermaid Motel, cause it's humanity's highest high and the peak of stripper culture. I know the aliens are bottoms so I'm 100% sure they'll absolutely love to be pegged while this song plays on their Hello Kitty CD player. Maybe that will convince Lana to finally rerelease it. I wonder what the vinyl color will be...

[Super Movie 50,398]

I think the mods are gonna have a stroke when they see this one. 

 

But anyways! I'd show them the Mermaid Motel demo or Trash Magic

[Surf Noir 190,682]

 

 

i'd show them the mermaid motel demo, it's one of the best songs she's ever recorded & i think the aliens will really vibe with it

[boom like that 10,895]

Oh Say Can You See, I mean she literally gives a shout out to their home planet in the song 

[IanadeIrey 61,090]

 Never change, @YourGirl666 

 

I’m with @Surf Noir and @Super Movie — I’d show them the Mermaid Motel demo and Trash Magic, hands down. Maybe the Brite Lites demo if we’re feeling a bit grittier 

[prettywhenimhigh 48,779]

mermaid motel

any version works  

[YourGirl666 12,079]

1 minute ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

mermaid motel

any version works  

Everybody prefers the demo. I love both versions for diferent reasons

[prettywhenimhigh 48,779]

Just now, YourGirl666 said:

Everybody prefers the demo. I love both versions for diferent reasons

 

same!!

[YourGirl666 12,079]

Just now, prettywhenimhigh said:

 

same!!

Final version - huge Erotica era Madonna vibes + the eerie sexy horror vibe

Demo - the jazzy instrumental + her vocals + the extra verse (beautiful for more than 1000 years) + the sexiness

[rightofjupiter 16,045]

Pin Up Galore, a song full of the spooky loneliness and longing that can come only from the complexity of human experience 

 

ps am living for these long story post topics

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,628]

Hundred Dollar Bill because money is the reason we exist everybody knows it it’s a fact kiss kiss 

[Surf Noir 190,682]

actually i'd show them every single lizzy grant song because she's the queen of music & the universe  

[IanadeIrey 61,090]

I feel like the aliens would also live for the campiness and extravagance of the Mermaid Motel video

[prettywhenimhigh 48,779]

7 minutes ago, YourGirl666 said:

Final version - huge Erotica era Madonna vibes + the eerie sexy horror vibe

Demo - the jazzy instrumental + her vocals + the extra verse (beautiful for more than 1000 years) + the sexiness

 

final version = avant garde, exquisite, banger, yes eerie sexy horror, retro motels, luring men and eating their flesh by the motel's swimming pool late at night

demo = jazz excellence, old hollywood, glamour, drinking champagne and wearing diamonds, luring men killing them poisoned and leaving a red lipstick signature on the mirror

 

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

I feel like the aliens would also live for the campiness and extravagance of the Mermaid Motel video

 

yes I'd just open the music video on my phone and hand it to them

[YourGirl666 12,079]

Competition

[IanadeIrey 61,090]

I just know @YourGirl666 aced Creative Writing in school, by the way 

[Surf Noir 190,682]

the aliens probably already have the queen of gas station music video, wouldn't be a shocker if they also had the smarty music video, kill kill v3, & kill kill marilyn monroe version

[YourGirl666 12,079]

1 minute ago, IanadeIrey said:

I just know @YourGirl666 aced Creative Writing in school, by the way 

Unfortunatelly, my homeworks were too avant garde for my teachers to understand  

[IanadeIrey 61,090]

Just now, YourGirl666 said:

Unfortunatelly, my homeworks were too avant garde for my teachers to understand  

You were just ahead of your time. I totally get it. Creative geniuses are always misunderstood. 

[YourGirl666 12,079]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

the aliens probably already have the queen of gas station music video, wouldn't be a shocker if they also had the smarty music video, kill kill v3, & kill kill marilyn monroe version

Maybe they'll leak the David Kahne outtakes... BILL TAKE ME DOWN SEND ME NOWWWWWW UUUUUUUUUU