DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted February 11, 2022 I figured in honor of Lady Croft we’d make a Tomb Raider thread just in time for her birthday, February 14th. Truly a groundbreaking series, Such a badass. Discuss… And Happy Birthday Lara! 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coney Island King 26,002 Posted February 11, 2022 YYYESSSSSSS SHOOT ME DEAD QUEEN I’m a fan of the classic version of Lara more so than the new version, but the new games have their good points too. I just prefer Lara as a smug bitch that gives no fucks than a “survivor”. And here’s my artwork!!!! 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Just Cherry 3,767 Posted February 11, 2022 One of the most iconic video game characters of all time and one of my personal and earliest role models! I’ve just finished relaying Rise of the Tomb Raider and started replaying Shadow a few days ago. The survivor series is good, but I miss the classic nostalgia for sure. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted February 11, 2022 1 minute ago, Coney Island King said: YYYESSSSSSS SHOOT ME DEAD QUEEN I’m a fan of the classic version of Lara more so than the new version, but the new games have their good points too. I just prefer Lara as a smug bitch that gives no fucks than a “survivor”. And here’s my artwork!!!! That’s really good! Yeah I like the new ones, But resting bitch face is where it’s at. like I was hoping they’d redo the original 3 akin to like that crash bandicoot trilogy, And her in game model could look like her old cutscene / advertisement model… 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coney Island King 26,002 Posted February 11, 2022 1 minute ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said: That’s really good! Yeah I like the new ones, But resting bitch face is where it’s at. like I was hoping they’d redo the original 3 akin to like that crash bandicoot trilogy, And her in game model could look like her old cutscene / advertisement model… They’re “merging the timelines” for the next era of games, whatever that means. I’m guessing we’ll see a less crying more confident version. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted February 11, 2022 Just now, Coney Island King said: They’re “merging the timelines” for the next era of games, whatever that means. I’m guessing we’ll see a less crying more confident version. I hope, But the whole merger worries me. Transformers’ timeline is so messed up. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Platinum Greenwich 13,846 Posted February 11, 2022 hello hi i'm present top cow lara eats the other girlies for breakfast but i will not stand for elitism in this fanbase lmaooooooo x 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted February 11, 2022 Just now, Greenwich Acid Cherry Pie said: hello hi i'm present Hello! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted February 14, 2022 Happy Birthday Lara Croft! How’s everyone celebrating? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted May 4, 2022 Tomb Raider has been sold to the embracer group, Goodbye Square Enix! Same people if i’m not mistaken just bought gearbox! BORDERLANDS & TOMB RAIDER UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!! OK TIME FOR A REMAKEMASTER LIKE THE CRASH TRILOGY BUT FOR THE FIRST TOMB RAIDER GAME WHERE SHE LOOKS LIKE HER 90S CUTSCENES!!! WHOS EXCITED??? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted August 10, 2022 a friend of Aubrey Plaza saw her cover for a magazine called Movie Maker, Thought she was the new Tomb Raider. I've never really thought of her cast as Lara. But when brought up in the interview, she's aware they're casting a new Lara & she didn't seem to dismiss the idea? I wonder if she can do a British accent? Bad Bitch Lara Croft is coming back! 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coney Island King 26,002 Posted August 10, 2022 1 hour ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said: a friend of Aubrey Plaza saw her cover for a magazine called Movie Maker, Thought she was the new Tomb Raider. I've never really thought of her cast as Lara. But when brought up in the interview, she's aware they're casting a new Lara & she didn't seem to dismiss the idea? no. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,973 Posted August 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Coney Island King said: no. oh, so you don't think she can do a British accent? I guess we could hire a vocal coach... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Whore 51,334 Posted August 23, 2022 i love lara croft as much as i love samus aran. both iconic female video game characters who are necessary tbh 1 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadesOfFool 20,126 Posted August 23, 2022 I haven’t played the third one yet, the first one was GREAT the second one was ok 3 Quote let's be real, all you bitches wanna look like me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Whore 51,334 Posted August 23, 2022 1 minute ago, ShadesOfFool said: I haven’t played the third one yet, the first one was GREAT the second one was ok i'm playing the third one and GIRL YOU CAN DRESS AS 90S LARA like it's a whole ass skin lol i'm playing as her now 1 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadesOfFool 20,126 Posted August 23, 2022 1 minute ago, Hydroponic Weeds said: i'm playing the third one and GIRL YOU CAN DRESS AS 90S LARA like it's a whole ass skin lol i'm playing as her now Ohhh I might have to buy that lmao, I think it’s lame that they kind of toned down the sex appeal let Lara Croft be hot! 2 Quote let's be real, all you bitches wanna look like me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
American Whore 51,334 Posted August 23, 2022 Just now, ShadesOfFool said: Ohhh I might have to buy that lmao, I think it’s lame that they kind of toned down the sex appeal let Lara Croft be hot! i think it just comes with the game! i just started it and she has the bomber outfit and the TR2 outfit already unlocked lol 1 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Melt 10,095 Posted September 16, 2022 i've been replaying the classic games lately, miss this girl so much 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
domandapiano 12,099 Posted September 16, 2022 Angel of Darkness will forever upset me. I loved it as a kid and had no idea it was massively hated. As an adult I totally get it, and I wish they had been given the time to get it right. Cutting out entire parts of the game including a whole level that was incredibly important to the story just to pump out the game in time for the movie was the worst possible thing they could do. This is the biggest missed opportunity in gaming imo because the music is amazing, the story is amazing, the ambiance is amazing, the concept art is amazing, everything is amazing, they just had to literally put out a 1/2 completed product. It’s my biggest fantasy that they would remake this game, and do it right with a fully fleshed out leveling system, the area they cut out (German castle where u get that random artifact that pops up in your inventory when you get to Prague), and smooth controls. I know it will never happen since it was such a massive failure but I feel like the team making the game were so shortchanged. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
