Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: ย What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her?ย @Jack Antonoff is a Godย hi mom x ย like a true underdog 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 29,978 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said: ย What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her?ย @Jack Antonoff is a Godย hi mom x she could be anywhereย what if shes one of the first accounts that still regularly postย 4 Quote Last.FMย |ย Discogsย |ย Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it...ย 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 60,590 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Surf Noir said: lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it...ย ย And the biggest teaser, attention seeker of them all. She's constantly teasing songs and stuff that never gets releasedย ย a truly reverse warholian experience! 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeybadger 40,626 Posted August 28, 2021 lana del rey is actually elle andย the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend sheโs somebody named elle โฆ but really it was lana all alongย 10 Quote ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 29,978 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said: lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it...ย poor Cherย imagine the unreleased collection that she has that no one hasย 2 Quote Last.FMย |ย Discogsย |ย Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 i'm lanaย 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 29,978 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, honeybadger said: lana del rey is actually elle andย the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend sheโs somebody named elle โฆ but really it was lana all alongย plot twist she posts under any of these accountsย @Lana ย @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant ย ย or any of their variantsย 6 Quote Last.FMย |ย Discogsย |ย Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, The Siren said: plot twist she posts under any of these accountsย @Lana ย @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant ย ย or any of their variantsย ย why does @Lizzy Grantย feel suspicious... i think we've found herย 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 60,590 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, honeybadger said: lana del rey is actually elle andย the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend sheโs somebody named elle โฆ but really it was lana all alongย ย @Elleย release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom!ย 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeluluKing 7,268 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: ย @Elleย release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom!ย No it's me. Lana Del Rey is DeluluKing 7 Quote Mmeow~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CinnamonGay 10,525 Posted August 28, 2021 I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 if we keep talking about this, lana will worry we'll figure her out and post the tracklist so we stop talking about itย 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 60,590 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, The Siren said: plot twist she posts under any of these accountsย @Lana ย @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant ย ย or any of their variantsย ย Don't forget aboutย @IanadeIreyย 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeybadger 40,626 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Surf Noir said: i'm lanaย ย you say youโre from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe)ย thereโs a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraskaโs got you in a hazeโฆ i donโt know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaaย ย i confirm this conspiracy.ย 6 Quote ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 60,590 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, CinnamonGay said: I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... ย Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do?ย 5 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... ย Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,562 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said: I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... ย Post your nudes or perish 5 Quote โกย ย standing stoic blue and denim, eyes not blue but clear like heavenย โก Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 193,156 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, honeybadger said: ย you say youโre from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe)ย thereโs a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraskaโs got you in a hazeโฆ i donโt know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaaย ย i confirm this conspiracy.ย ย yes! you're correct, because i am lana and instead of producing chill bops in london or writing hollywood sadcore masterpieces in the chateau marmont, i watch jenny jump into the pool & swim with nikki laneย 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Stargirl Pinky 69,306 Posted August 28, 2021 Iโm actually Lanaโs cleaning lady and I leakย her demos when sheโs taking racy coochieย picsย 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CinnamonGay 10,525 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: ย Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do?ย ย No it is reserved only for Clayton. Lana caught him and me fucking in her pool. Dealer is about clayton dealing me a good one and lana screaming and throwing rocks at me ย 1 minute ago, Arcadia said: ย Post your nudes or perish Check out my ass crack in Mojo magazine <3 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites