Random Lana Discussion Thread

[gasstationkween 5,634]

There’s something bout you and now I can’t remember 

it’s the same damn thing that made my heart surrender 

[sympathyisaknife 16,163]

1 hour ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

help this has been me for 3 years straight , call center besties 

im 7 months in and i hate it im hanging up on ppl left and right 

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

4 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

im 7 months in and i hate it im hanging up on ppl left and right 

yeah i hang up on angry customers when im in the middle of saying something so it sounds like i lost connection 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,402]

I have my popcorn prepared for TheDollClub’s return to LB 

[sympathyisaknife 16,163]

53 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

yeah i hang up on angry customers when im in the middle of saying something so it sounds like i lost connection 

I somehow managed to get onto lanaboards from my work computer

 

Anyways I just got off the line with this very angry middle eastern man.. Upset that his appointment was cancelled as a precautionary measure due to the bad weather.. "I want a supervisor now!" I told him that I could get him a supervisor to call him back in 24-48 hours and even then they would tell him the same thing. He slammed the phone down and disconnected lollol

[sympathyisaknife 16,163]

watch me get fired for being on lanaboards

[the ocean 67,601]

14 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

watch me get fired for being on lanaboards

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

[SalvaWHORE 34,172]

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

 

let me guess:

you heard it from @TheDollClub again?

[the ocean 67,601]

Just now, Whore of Tropico said:

let me guess:

you heard it from @TheDollClub again?

the shade nnnnnnnn

[SalvaWHORE 34,172]

The Doll Club could have had a chance to become human and rename into The Whore Club

I guess you prefer being a plastic, cold, shiny, hard plastic.

[Terrence Loves Me 72,892]

34 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

I somehow managed to get onto lanaboards from my work computer

 

Anyways I just got off the line with this very angry middle eastern man.. Upset that his appointment was cancelled as a precautionary measure due to the bad weather.. "I want a supervisor now!" I told him that I could get him a supervisor to call him back in 24-48 hours and even then they would tell him the same thing. He slammed the phone down and disconnected lollol

Give him the honeymoon hotline number and let him know a supervisor will be with him shortly 

[sympathyisaknife 16,163]

53 minutes ago, the ocean said:

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

sign me up

38 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

Give him the honeymoon hotline number and let him know a supervisor will be with him shortly 

stop this is genius

[sympathyisaknife 16,163]

Spoiler

yall wanted scat, right?

Spoiler

right..?

 

 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,694]

we want lana scatting

[xxmissdaytonaxx 30,079]

 maybe it's time we all post scat ourselves and do one mass ceremony. that should be powerful enough for the album announcement + pre-order + tracklist reveal, right?! 

[For K 9,171]

2 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

we want lana scatting

Be careful... some of these fake insiders might think you're asking for something else 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,694]

2 minutes ago, shadesofcrazyforyou said:

I know it was recorded 5 years ago but I’m in dire need of moar Dealer-type vocals

but that song aged like milk

[Pink Champagne 9,590]

8 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

but that song aged like milk

what

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,612]

9 minutes ago, ShadesOfViolence said:

but that song aged like milk

Just like cottage cheese which is even better than milk

[Dark Angel 203,567]

1 minute ago, shadesofcrazyforyou said:

Just like cottage cheese which is even better than milk

 

i don't like cottage cheese so i'll just say it's a delicious yogurt with berries (which won't give me diarrhea like activia did)