Random Lana Discussion Thread

[shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,588]

36 minutes ago, JessicaAppleBottomJeans said:

 

Who's that

her

[Terrence Loves Me 71,674]

On 11/14/2022 at 6:45 PM, weinendersoldat said:

im employed as a call center rep and im literally putting people on hold so i can see this thread

help this has been me for 3 years straight , call center besties 

[KeiichiDelRey 333]

hopefully the doll club suffers from diarrhea

[niandra lades 2,451]

Hello, I went to the mountains and stayed there for some days, only staring at cows who also stared back at me. What has happened? I lost track of this thread at page 670...

[Venice Peach 52,981]

2 minutes ago, niandra lades said:

Hello, I went to the mountains and stayed there for some days, only staring at cows who also stared back at me. What has happened? I lost track of this thread at page 670...

Literally nothing... dollie never showed up again and nothing happened yesterday 

[gasstationkween 5,422]

There’s something bout you and now I can’t remember 

it’s the same damn thing that made my heart surrender 

[sempervirens 15,211]

1 hour ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

help this has been me for 3 years straight , call center besties 

im 7 months in and i hate it im hanging up on ppl left and right 

[Terrence Loves Me 71,674]

4 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

im 7 months in and i hate it im hanging up on ppl left and right 

yeah i hang up on angry customers when im in the middle of saying something so it sounds like i lost connection 

[GeminiLanaFan 45,825]

I have my popcorn prepared for TheDollClub’s return to LB 

[sempervirens 15,211]

53 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

yeah i hang up on angry customers when im in the middle of saying something so it sounds like i lost connection 

I somehow managed to get onto lanaboards from my work computer

 

Anyways I just got off the line with this very angry middle eastern man.. Upset that his appointment was cancelled as a precautionary measure due to the bad weather.. "I want a supervisor now!" I told him that I could get him a supervisor to call him back in 24-48 hours and even then they would tell him the same thing. He slammed the phone down and disconnected lollol

[sempervirens 15,211]

watch me get fired for being on lanaboards

[the ocean 67,621]

14 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

watch me get fired for being on lanaboards

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

[SalvaWHORE 32,822]

1 minute ago, the ocean said:

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

 

let me guess:

you heard it from @TheDollClub again?

[the ocean 67,621]

Just now, Whore of Tropico said:

let me guess:

you heard it from @TheDollClub again?

the shade nnnnnnnn

[SalvaWHORE 32,822]

The Doll Club could have had a chance to become human and rename into The Whore Club

I guess you prefer being a plastic, cold, shiny, hard plastic.

[Terrence Loves Me 71,674]

34 minutes ago, weinendersoldat said:

I somehow managed to get onto lanaboards from my work computer

 

Anyways I just got off the line with this very angry middle eastern man.. Upset that his appointment was cancelled as a precautionary measure due to the bad weather.. "I want a supervisor now!" I told him that I could get him a supervisor to call him back in 24-48 hours and even then they would tell him the same thing. He slammed the phone down and disconnected lollol

Give him the honeymoon hotline number and let him know a supervisor will be with him shortly 

[sempervirens 15,211]

53 minutes ago, the ocean said:

i heard that there's a special fund for employees who were fired because of lanaboards

sign me up

38 minutes ago, Terrence Loves Me said:

Give him the honeymoon hotline number and let him know a supervisor will be with him shortly 

stop this is genius

[sempervirens 15,211]

Spoiler

yall wanted scat, right?

Spoiler

right..?

 

 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,098]

we want lana scatting

[xxmissdaytonaxx 29,933]

 maybe it's time we all post scat ourselves and do one mass ceremony. that should be powerful enough for the album announcement + pre-order + tracklist reveal, right?!