Indio, CA @ Coachella: Weekend 1 - April 12th, 2024

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,783]

I hope it’s on at a reasonable time for me to get up and watch in the UK

[honeymoon is alive 21,165]

i kinda like how lana isn’t teasing anything, it makes things more exciting 

[star Iux 5,983]

Do we know what time her set is?

[NikoGo 60,816]

5 minutes ago, honeymoon is alive said:

i kinda like how lana isn’t teasing anything, it makes things more exciting 

I high key hate it. I know it’s Lana and expected, but sis come ON. You can’t say it’s “gonna be crazy for a long time” and then do nothing 

[honey dew 11,792]

This will be a monumental moment in the Lanadom. People were killed

[never2heaven 6,763]

seriously though 😭 she can not just bring a gun to a crowd of people. fake or not it’s not gonna go well. i can’t picture her doing it but i can 😭

[honeymoon is alive 21,165]

7 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

I high key hate it. I know it’s Lana and expected, but sis come ON. You can’t say it’s “gonna be crazy for a long time” and then do nothing 

she’s going to do!! friday 

1 minute ago, twinkletoes7 said:

seriously though 😭 she can not just bring a gun to a crowd of people. fake or not it’s not gonna go well. i can’t picture her doing it but i can 😭

she’s not that crazy 

[never2heaven 6,763]

Just now, honeymoon is alive said:

she’s going to do!! friday 

she’s not that crazy 

just like why else would she be planning tactical stunts.. is she going to be tumbling around or

 

when lanas entrance is her jumping out of a helicopter then what

[NikoGo 60,816]

It’d be a gag if she completely changed her set list and didn’t sing a single song the locals know 

 

flipside

living legend 

nectar of the gods 

kintsugi 

how to disappear

change 

guns and roses 

bel air

blue velvet 

swan song 

religion 

[ultrabanisters 45,052]

26 minutes ago, Thats why they call me Dita said:

I hope it’s on at a reasonable time for me to get up and watch in the UK

i’m p sure itll be around 6-7am for us 

[ultrabanisters 45,052]

12 minutes ago, honey dew said:

This will be a monumental moment in the Lanadom. People were killed

nobody was killed at lanachella

 

people weren't killed at lanachella?

 

[NikoGo 60,816]

When she opens with Sportscruiser then what??

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,783]

3 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

It’d be a gag if she completely changed her set list and didn’t sing a single song the locals know 

 

flipside

living legend 

nectar of the gods 

kintsugi 

how to disappear

change 

guns and roses 

bel air

blue velvet 

swan song 

religion 

When this set list actually sounds heavenly to me 

[ultrabanisters 45,052]

Just now, NikoGo said:

When she opens with Sportscruiser then what??

when she starts reciting her scariest piece of work (bare feet on linoleum) then what??

[Thats why they call me Dita 9,783]

3 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

i’m p sure itll be around 6-7am for us 

Oh that would be great, I was expecting 5am, which I can handle.. but I deffo would be moody for the rest of the day 

[ultrabanisters 45,052]

Just now, Thats why they call me Dita said:

Oh that would be great, I was expecting 5am, which I can handle.. but I deffo would be moody for the rest of the day 

it’s such a sticky one for me because i have plans for the saturday afternoon so i’m either gonna have to wake up at the asscrack of dawn and have a miserable rest of the day or stay up until 5am and then go to sleep after until like 1pm and have an equally miserable day

 

i cannot miss lanachella though

[NikoGo 60,816]

*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” *

 

lights flash 

 

Lana appears 

 

“I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

[ultrabanisters 45,052]

6 minutes ago, NikoGo said:

*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” *

 

lights flash 

 

Lana appears 

 

“I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

i just want her to do something that will confuse the FUCK out of the tiktok stans like i want her to start reading random excerpts of poetry and sing something out of pocket like ave maria or resistance all whilst riding a mechanical bull with nikki lanes face whilst also wearing skims

[Make me your Dream Life 87,867]

When she comes in riding a mechanical bull and a flamethrower then what? 

[honey dew 11,792]

The lights go out, thunder strikes, the crowd goes silent as they sense the presence of sometbing omnipotent. Through the speakers a haunting voice begins to reverberate across the desert... "Now that  Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B..."

A ghostly horse whinnies, Arcadia starts playing.. then the gunshots  begin