Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[trust no terrence 988]

1 minute ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

Thanks for investigating, queen. I don't think I can handle it if it's just a random popup or re-up of the (heinous) festival merch

Or... it could be NOTHING 

[bluechemtrails 28,696]

1 hour ago, Embach said:

I tried lana.lnk.to/lasso but I got 404 error as a result 

we should also try http://lana.lnk.to/LASSO , because maybe it's an acronym

[DCooper 38,120]

I strongly recommend expecting absolutely nothing 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 12,268]

Just now, trust no terrence said:

Or... it could be NOTHING 

Honestly, it's probably this I have a feeling this final week of September is going to bring new peaks of delulu

[ultrablvd 49,871]

Just now, DCooper said:

I strongly recommend expecting absolutely nothing 

a cover of this hit? okayyy!!

 

[Coriander 253]

2 minutes ago, grandpas glass said:

we should also try http://lana.lnk.to/LASSO , because maybe it's an acronym

"No page exists with this URL", sadly.

[marcodelrey 2,161]

Watch it be a 70$ poster signed by Charlie and puked by Little Phoenix 

[Brood X 2,604]

And when literally nothing at all happens what then 

[BethDufreneOnTheBayouByYou 12,268]

Just now, Zodiac Dancer said:

And when literally nothing at all happens what then 

Seasons may change but we won't change...isn't it cool how nothing here changes at all

[Embach 52,777]

can anyone read out from view source? i looked at the current website's view source and are there any technical easter eggs that may hint something? 

[shadesofblue 20,458]

Lana do something girl

this thread has been hot for weeks and NOTHING has warranted it being hot 

 

Spoiler

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,854]

guys this will be Nothing New.mp3

[littleredpartydress 50,006]

I’m not moving I’m sorry 

[Demonmic03 13,803]

Lana is in her flop era ATM.

[Coriander 253]

2 minutes ago, Embach said:

can anyone read out from this? this is the current website's view source and are there any technical easter eggs that may hint something? 

view-source:https://shopau.lanadelrey.com/password

I gave a cursory glance at the code and I don't see anything obvious. It seems like your usual login page.

[Embach 52,777]

2 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Lana is in her flop era ATM.

so another usual pre-release era?

[laurita 5,022]

Every time this thread is HOT, I read the last 2-3 pages and find NOTHING   I'll never learn lol
I'm really afraid that when something real happens, I'll ignore it

[Embach 52,777]

soft launch flashbacks

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 8,854]

when the Lipsters inspect the source code and it's Crop Cami Tank Top Bow Print RESTOCK (/uj it sold zero copies so that is improbable)

[bluechemtrails 28,696]

10 minutes ago, Embach said:

can anyone read out from view source? i looked at the current website's view source and are there any technical easter eggs that may hint something? 

Interestingly, I get a google result when I search for “site:https://www.lanadelrey.com lasso”, but not with “lassa” or “masso”. But I can't find anything in the source...