Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

12 hours ago, Mer said:

Sorry I’m not trying to be sassy but why would an election affect album sales/releases? The election isn’t a Billboard Chart battle between Harris and Trump 💀

Im not American, but this election is really on the world’s radar. No matter what the outcome of it is, the week following at least, it surely will be the main topic on everybody’s lips. The reason why I brought up the election is because I haven’t see yet albums announced for a Nov release and I was wondering if labels avoided that month this year. 
And also, I remember Lana got a bit of criticism from online media’s for going live, night of the 2020 election, to talk about the Chemtrails delay 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

11 hours ago, aGlassShipThatCanFly said:

I love all of your optimism  I have a sliver of hope left for an October release but it’s dwindling. We’re a long ways from thinking the rollout could / would begin around her Coachella performance back in April and the goal post keeps moving further and further back. Each month had a reason to be *the perfect time* to begin the rollout but here we are  Her shows this coming week could be an indicator of things to come. Curious / hopeful she will open with In God’s Time again. I need this song to stick around and be released it’s so good. 

I agree with you: if nothing happens this week, I’ll have to lower my expectations for an album before end of the year:  a single surely but maybe not an album.

[TropicoHeart 2,757]

You took my sadness out of context, at the 

Democratic National Convention 

[DCooper 36,708]

This probably means absolutely nothing but we have nothing else to latch onto  Someone asked Pop Insider on twitter this morning if any Lana news is coming and they said:

 

 

 

[GeminiLanaFan 48,862]

8 minutes ago, DCooper said:

This probably means absolutely nothing but we have nothing else to latch onto  Someone asked Pop Insider on twitter this morning if any Lana news is coming and they said:

 

 

 

I always take what « insiders » say with a grain of salt, but contrary to many here, I don’t discredit them completely : preNFR era, when we were parched for news, one account said we’d get two new songs by Lana by end of summer… and we got MAC and VB. Same with another one, who said we’d get the lead and preorder to OB on December, which we did. 
theyre clearly not all reliable, but some of them have got to speak to the right people who really know things. 

[analdelgay 367]

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

[analdelgay 367]

4 hours ago, TropicoHeart said:

You took my sadness out of context, at the 

Democratic National Convention 

new world order <3

[Candy Necklace 7,271]

49 minutes ago, DCooper said:

This probably means absolutely nothing but we have nothing else to latch onto  Someone asked Pop Insider on twitter this morning if any Lana news is coming and they said:

 

 

 

does this "insider" have a good track record?

[DCooper 36,708]

1 minute ago, Candy Necklace said:

does this "insider" have a good track record?

 

I'm not sure tbh I vaguely remember someone a few months ago saying they weren't totally unreliable but I can't recall  I wouldn't buy too much into it but what else do we have LOL

[Embach 40,910]

12 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

Then what are you doing here?

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,110]

18 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

thank you for this lovely contribution, analdelgay (/s)

 

imagine logging into LANAboards dot com and posting this istg

[Candy Necklace 7,271]

4 hours ago, TropicoHeart said:

You took my sadness out of context, at the 

Democratic National Convention 

on June 7, 2021 Kamala Harris infamously said "Do Not Come" which quickly became an internet meme

6 months later on December 4, 2021 Lana wore a Jacket with a DNC patch on it at the Variety Hitmaker awards, where she said she wants to collaborate with Migos

3 years later on June 27th, the first presidential debate happens and it's not looking good for Biden. A day later Lana Del Rey announces her collaboration with Quavo from Migos- which she hinted at wearing the DNC jacket  3.5 years ago. July 4th, 2024, Lana Del Rey releases Tough, filled with American/patriotic symbolism. A week later Joe Biden drops out of the presidential race and Kamala Harris is announced as the democratic candidate. Kamala Harris will announce Lasso at the DNC confirmed!! 

 

[DCooper 36,708]

21 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

 

[Candy Necklace 7,271]

32 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

I hope you find peace, because even if you think all of that is true, it's weird that you still spend so much time checking up on her/the fanbase 

[X8vinylScratchX 4,561]

41 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

O Lord Abbadon, I summon a curse upon thee 

 

 

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[Eugene 26,662]

47 minutes ago, analdelgay said:

cant believe some of y'all are still a fan of this false idol zionist illuminati puppet.   not me.   stay safe though 

 

[Embach 40,910]

It wouldn't be a normal pre-release thread in LanaBoards without Twitter insiders, desperate ex-fans and Satanic summoning on one page 

[World At War 4,704]

10 hours ago, DemonMic2003 said:

Lasso Concept Tracklist

In God's Time - Intro

Has Anyone Else Died For You?

Henry, Come On

Prettiest Girl In Country Music (feat. Sierra Ferrell)

Lasso

Night Cap

Gas Station Blues

I Must Be Stupid For Being So Happy

Chuck (feat. Rob Grant)

Pacific Coast

Stand By Your Man

 

honestly, this is what i expect from a country record. a short tracklist, collaborations with friends and family, americana themes, a cover of a classic... so knowing lana this is now a trap record with eighteen tracks, seven different features and lyrics about the korean war

[ultraviolence69 26]

Here’s the Lasso tracklist

1. Porchlight Glow – 3:12  
2. Lasso – 4:07  
3. I Talk to Jesus – 3:48  
4. Cotton Candy Bruises – 3:33  
5. Hey Blue Baby – 4:14  
6. Slow Burn – 5:01  
7. Wild One – 4:22  
8. Prettiest Girl in Country Music – 3:40  
9. In God's Time – 3:54  
10. Backyard Funeral – 4:09  
11. Ghosts in the Attic – 4:12  
12. Zodiac – 4:01  
13. Has Anyone Else Died for You – 4:36  
14. Silver Lining, Black Heart – 3:58  
15. I Must Be Stupid for Being So Happy – 4:26  
16. Lost and Found – 3:39  
17. Swamp Lights – 3:47  
18. Last Call – 4:45

 

[Eugene 26,662]

Unidentified Flying Bill should be on Lasso, it's a fun country song.