Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[Rock Candy 1,969]

Just now, dietpussycola said:

PUSSY LIPS!   I KNEW it!! We so won! 

Feat. cupcakKe

The WTF-collaboration we deserve

[The Grants 13,563]

9 minutes ago, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

omfg we are one step away from the sc*t attack 

[Mima 921]

Hi lanaboards,

I got lucky and I listened to lasso and I just love the Song  "H**** C****** O* M* P**** L***"😝

 

I don't want to leak the full title track🙁

[drugsdesire 10,270]

lana writing lasso the title track

 

[The Grants 13,563]

Hi LanaBoards

[Rock Candy 1,969]

Hi All

***** *******, ******** ***** ***. ******* – *******************. * ** ********** ***********, ************! ********** *****. ************** **************** *********** ********, ********* *******!

[dietpussycola 991]

16 minutes ago, Lasso said:

insiders  this era are giving super gremlin energy (that's track 6 btw)

 

Track 6 is an invitation to the psych ward it seems. 

[Francesco Carrozzini 13,474]

Hi Lanaboards

I had early access to Lasso and can confirm it sounds like blue banisters meet betty boop boop 

Kind regards

[NikoGo 62,411]

13 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

girl you are one post away from a MQ for trolling atp 

The way I did it before even seeing this lmfao

[Rock Candy 1,969]

Just now, Lasso said:

Hi Lanaboards

I had early access to Lasso and can confirm it sounds like blue banisters meet betty boop boop 

Kind regards

Finally something useful

[Liz Daw 706]

Hi Lanaboards

not and insider just a lucky fan and i can confirm that every song on lasso features nikki lane !!

[Eugene 26,677]

Kind regards

[dexter 2,400]

1 minute ago, Liz Daw said:

Hi Lanaboards

not and insider just a lucky fan and i can confirm that every song on lasso features nikki lane !!

GOD PLEASE NO

[NikoGo 62,411]

You should stay that close to Jesus  

[meIanchoIia 1,259]

1 minute ago, dexter said:

GOD PLEASE NO

So I'm not the only one who prays for Lasso not to featuring Nikki Lane

[Let the Light In 18,985]

fame is a gun 

my pussy is fun 

i don’t get along with anyone 

my eyes are red 

my nails are blue 

i’d love to see a gun in you 

d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple 

[neon palms sway 1,367]

7 minutes ago, Let the Light In said:

 

fame is a gun 

my pussy is fun 

i don’t get along with anyone 

my eyes are red 

my nails are blue 

i’d love to see a gun in you 

d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple 

Omg leaked lyrics!! take this down before Lana ‘s team sees 

[jazzlessbaby 1,630]

This thread has really been a reflection of the global unemployment rate this week  Like it's fun, but we can only handle one fake insider per week. 

[Embach 47,088]

52 minutes ago, Placid said:

country pop 

 goes like 

“d so hard like lasso like a rock 

grab my neck and take off my left sock 

 ride a horse and eat me like an apple 

i want people to call us a hot couple”

 

 

"Jack sucked my husband's socks" - @lustforlife

[NikoGo 62,411]

Okay y’all 🤠

 

Jinn was fun and all, but let’s try and steer this thread back to more serious Lasso topics/discussions (which yes, at the time is very limited). Many of these posts belong in Random/Lana conversation, and there’s no need to keep this thread alive and breathing with nonsense 

 

also, a quick little heads up for anyone who is thinking of pulling a Jinn, trolling is against the forum rules and we will be mod queuing and warning any and all copycats