neon palms sway

the blue is the bluest colour i knew lyric is killing me lmao why is it even there

It all seems stranger than a stranger

I feel myself turning into the blue and green alligator I fear 

What if this is a MV shoot

baseless speculation and pure vibes but is it just me who feels like there wasn't even an engagement period, but it was more of a spontaneous "hey i love you lets get married tomorrow"? which tbh i think is kinda cute if its the case 

Me when I make excuses not to do it :

and by the way….. the party is september 26th……. 

I wonder who did their catering

I wonder who did their catering

I hate that shes married to a trump supporter, but I fear her getting married in a swamp to an alligator tour guide at the peak of her career is kinda too iconic of a pop culture moment for me to be mad at her…

I'm just so shocked right now. 
I've been out of the loop for so many months, who the fuck is that man?? 

Waiting for Barrie to go live 

GUEST LIST I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!

She was taking the photos to send to daily mail

She’s just on set for the SYTH music video 

Who do you think took these photos?

omg when lasso has been re-titled Lana Del Rey aka Lizzy Dufrene 

Everytime I think about this idk why but I think of Justin Timberlake saying "this is gonna ruin the tour" idek why but you get it
Wait!!!!
CHUCK GRANT WEDDING PHOTOSHOOT COMING SOON

INSIDERS JUST REVEALED THAT THE ALBUM IS COUNTRY GENRE AND CALLED "LASSO" HOLY SHIT

That’s one of the most creative titles you created Lana, thank you so much. I hope you release it one day. 

When I came up with the title 3 years ago I was referencing what Lana and Sean said about their joint homes in an Instagram caption. It’s a portmanteau of California and Oklahoma. The girls that get it get it… 

Truly one of the most iconic fake titles ever made 

What did the head clown say to the rest of the clowns? 
 
“Hi LanaBoards” 

Omg leaked lyrics!! take this down before Lana ‘s team sees 

Omg leaked lyrics!! take this down before Lana ‘s team sees