DemonMic2003 3,159 Posted March 12 Cola but it’s the lyrics of till the cows come home 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Venice Biotch 565 Posted March 12 born to yeehaw norman f***ing farmer off to the rodeo 3 Quote Flames so hot that they turn blue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lakeemmahottie 769 Posted March 12 Honeyranch Spoiler 1. Honeyranch 2. Music To Watch Cows To 3. George Loves Ya 4. God Knows I Tried (To Call The Cattle Home) 5. High By The Barns 6. Cowfreak 7. Art Cattle 8. Religion 9. Salvatore (From The Cattle) 10. The Blackest Horse 11. 24 Horses 12. Cow Song 13. Don't Let Me Be YeeHawed Idk 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gucciovermybody 1,720 Posted March 12 all thats real to me is rodeos and country bitches cowboy hats and jesus i wanna ride i wanna ride i wanna rideee 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 ULTRAPASTURE Spoiler CRUEL RANCH ULTRAPASTURE SHADES OF HAY BACKWOODS BABY WEST BAR SAD SALLY PURDY WHEN YOU WHINE MONEY POWER WHISKEY PLOWED MY WAY UP TO THE TOP OLD TRACTOR THE OTHER COWGIRL BONUS TRACKS BLACK CHEVY GUNS AND CAMO 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gucciovermybody 1,720 Posted March 12 3 minutes ago, Aeryx said: ULTRAPASTURE Hide contents CRUEL RANCH ULTRAPASTURE SHADES OF HAY BACKWOODS BABY WEST BAR SAD SALLY PURDY WHEN YOU WHINE MONEY POWER WHISKEY PLOWED MY WAY UP TO THE TOP OLD TRACTOR THE OTHER COWGIRL BONUS TRACKS BLACK CHEVY GUNS AND CAMO FLORIDA RODEOS IS THIS LEATHER SOUTHSIDE 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Britney Spears 1,355 Posted March 12 22 minutes ago, lakeemmahottie said: Honeyranch Hide contents 1. Honeyranch 2. Music To Watch Cows To 3. George Loves Ya 4. God Knows I Tried (To Call The Cattle Home) 5. High By The Barns 6. Cowfreak 7. Art Cattle 8. Religion 9. Salvatore (From The Cattle) 10. The Blackest Horse 11. 24 Horses 12. Cow Song 13. Don't Let Me Be YeeHawed Idk LMAAOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 2 minutes ago, ulttraviolenncee said: FLORIDA RODEOS IS THIS LEATHER SOUTHSIDE Perfect 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blameitonme 14,789 Posted March 12 born to yeehaw music to watch tractors to farmer joe loves you this is what makes us hillbillies pasture girl happiness is a cornfield 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aeryx 2,291 Posted March 12 I’m living like Old MacDonald Headed towards a yeehaw Holiday 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
twinkletoes7 4,966 Posted March 12 1 hour ago, Aeryx said: ULTRAPASTURE Hide contents BACKWOODS BABY wait this eats 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 13 Dangerous (Country) Girl "He's my honky-tonk hero, in his worn-out boots Italian charm meets Southern charm, dance floor pursuits I'm the belle of the honky-tonk, sweet as apple pie Sipping on my sweet tea, under the starry sky He likes my denim tight (Yeah) He likes my drawl just right (Right) He likes my long hair, cowboy boots, heels high We were born to waltz, two-stepping success I'm his southern belle, do you love me? Yes, yes Hell yes! Darlin', I'm a barn dance blaze And I'll leave you in a daze Like a firefly in the night (Goin' twirlin', twirlin') Baby, you're my cowboy craze Risking all you've got For the love of your life (You're my lasso, lasso) Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl He's the fast money kind Mafia ties that bind Said, "Girl, I'm gonna make you mine" I'm the rebel next door Always begging for more Buying whiskey shots, at the old honky-tonk store He likes my lace white (White) We dance until daylight (Night) We're living off the grid Shining in the moonlight We were born to dance, best in the west The new wild frontier Honey, put on that cowboy gear Hell yes! Darlin', I'm a midnight rodeo And my love's a yee-haw show Like a shooting star so bright (Goin' spinning, spinning) Baby, you're my rodeo Risking all you've got For the love of your life (You're my roundup, roundup) Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl Let me be your dangerous girl Me and my cowboy, planning trailblazing Together, riding into the sunset, hearts amazing 'Cause we're born to dance, keeping it wild Gold buckle, denim styled Love is the name of our game Yes, yes (Yes, yes, yes, yes) Dum Dum Dum dum, I'm a country child, wild child Knockin' at your trailer door Thought you were all done But now you want me more and more Dum dum Want me even more Dum dum I'm a barn child, big smile Livin' in the South I'm rollin' down the dusty road You can't plow the field today Dum dum Plow the field today Dum dum I belong to a faded era Like a trailer park queen Of the small-town scene 'Cause I just wanna dream I just wanna sip moonshine I'm a bluesy twanger Fam-bam hanger Pickup truck swinger From the country silver screen Silver screen Once you've had moonshine Somethin' so southern fine You'll never be the same Once you've had a sip of livin' my way You'll be forever changed I'm a backwoods child, mud high Lyin' on your porch I know I had a lot But darlin', what's a little more Dum dum Want a little more Dum dum In my camo, smokin' sticks from the store We're muddin' through the creeks From Georgia to the shore Dum dum Georgia to the shore Dum dum I belong to a country era Like a Dolly Parton Of the backwoods sauna 'Cause I'm on the scene Yeah, I'm on the scene I'm a rowdy country singer Givin' you a hay bale linger No matter what you trigger 'Cause you love me even when I'm mean Country queen Once you've had sweet tea Somethin' so southern sweet You'll never be the same Once you've had a taste of livin' my way You'll be forever changed Once you've had grits Somethin' so country rich You'll never be the same Once you've had a bite of livin' my way You'll be forever changed Once you've had cornbread Somethin' so cornfield fed You'll never be the same Once you've had a slice of livin' my way You'll be forever changed Once you've had fireflies Somethin' so porch swing skies You'll never be the same Once you've had a glimpse of livin' my way You'll be forever changed Country Trash Magic Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you I fix my hair up, all high and wide Sunflowers tied Green tractor, red barn, under starry skies Checkered tablecloth and fireflies, my heart's delight Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you Do you like my homemade pie, baby? Apple orchard, cinnamon spice Used to go to the county fair, yeah Where you'd win me a prize, oh my, that country life One, two Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you He said, "Lana Belle, will you pour me some lemonade?" I said, "Yes sir, I will, on this sunny day" And you look even more handsome than the sunrise, my sweet How do you spend your days, darlin', still tending the fields? I long to be in your arms, darlin' Come back to me, please Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you All I want is to feel warm All I want is to feel your charm All I want is to feel the farm You know, hmm Come on now, if you want to If you want to If you want to If you want to It's been a long time Boy, you wanna come to my farmhouse, darlin'? Boy, you wanna hold me close, swear that you're mine? (On the front porch, darlin') Boy, you know I've never loved nobody but you (I said hallelujah!) 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 13 "God Knows I Fried" Sometimes, I wake up in the morning To rooster crows and sunrise skies It's so crazy, I could fry it like southern sunrise Put on that country melody Dance around in my old boots I feel free when I'm in the kitchen And nobody knows my burnt pursuits God knows I tried, with that cast-iron pride God knows I fried Fried, basted, and tried God knows I flaked, God knows I fried God knows I flipped, God gave me spice And God knows I tried God knows I tried, God knows I tried, God knows I tried Sometimes, I wake up in the morning To the smell of grease and golden lights On Monday, my oil's splattering But by Friday, it's finger-lickin' right Put on that country kitchen apron Wear my gloves in the grease I've got nothing much to fry for Ever since I found my frying peace God knows I tried, God knows I cried God knows I fried Fried, tasted, and sighed God knows I crisped, God knows I fried God knows I flipped, God gave me spice And God knows I tried God knows I tried, God knows I tried, God knows I tried So let there be oil Let there be oil Oil up my pan, oil up my pan Let there be oil, let there be oil Oil up my pan, oil up my pan And God knows I fried, God knows I fried God knows I tried, God knows I fried God knows I fried, God knows I fried God knows I tried, God knows I tried 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 15 Ridin' (feat. Lana Del Ray) [Country Version] [Lana Del Rey:] I wanna be your sweetheart, feel your affection Spend all your time, love, cash, and attention Pick me up after class, be my cowboy maybe Let's hit the road, get a little wild and crazy He's got wealth, I'm dreamin', oh, he's my Southern charm Tasty as peach cobbler, I'll hold him in my arms I'm his country belle, he calls me his sunshine ray [A$AP Rocky:] Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh [Lana Del Rey:] You say I'm pure perfection, your angel in disguise So give me all your whiskey, fame, dollars, and ties Pick me up after dusk, playin' coy, so sly You're the talk of the town, I'm your sweet ally You're ill and I'm kissin', under moonlit skies, listen Drivin' to the drive-in, lovin' and starry-eyed He's my cowboy hero, don't mind my wild side [A$AP Rocky:] Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh Swingin', swayin', findin' all them pearls Tell her I be cruisin', I be twirlin' in my world It ain't every day, but it's every night That's just how it goes when you're livin' in the light What, what, tell her I'm on a roll Chasin' after dreams and you see me reachin' goals What, what, tell her I'm ahead I'm goin' full throttle, ain't no stoppin' till I'm dead, oh One big barn, full of country girls, no One big barn, all filled with southern pearls Lana, Lana, tell 'em how we roll Tell 'em we're just doin' it, doin' it with soul I said, one big barn, full of country girls, no it's One big barn, all filled with southern pearls, I said Lana, Lana, tell 'em how we roll Tell 'em when we do it, we're doin' it with soul Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a cowboy In my old pickup truck, catch me ridin' with my joy Uh, long hair, Lana, my southern belle You can see it in my drawl, in my tale to tell, oh Delicious "I'm a country girl, ain't no need for pearls, I'm delicious. Them city gals, they ain't worth a dime, I'm delicious. They make me sick, ain't worth a lick, I'm delicious. Let's chew the fat, 'bout where it's at, I'm delicious. Delicious. Oh darlin', you're sweeter than pecan pie, I reckon you're the one for me, Underneath that southern sky. I like the gleam of your cowboy boots, Hey, hey, hey. Keep them city gals at bay, Or I'll shoo 'em off like a scarecrow in the hay. Keep them city gals at bay, Or they'll be runnin' off like a storm in May. They're just plain wrong, I'm country strong, I'm delicious. They make me queasy, But you please me, I'm delicious. Let's chew the fat, 'Bout where it's at, I'm delicious. Delicious. I'm out in the barn, In my denim charm, I see you comin', darlin', I reckon you're the one. You're from the heartland, In your worn-out jeans, Said that I could be your queen. Oh darlin', you're finer than moonshine wine, Don't you look at them city gals, Just be mine, be mine. Kiss me like a southern breeze, Hold me tight, won't you please? Hey, hey, hey. Keep them city gals at bay, Or I'll chase 'em off like a hound on a prey. Keep them city gals at bay, Or they'll be runnin' off like a fox in the day. They're just plain wrong, I'm country strong, I'm delicious. They make me queasy, But you please me, I'm delicious. Let's chew the fat, 'Bout where it's at, I'm delicious. Delicious. I'm wild and I'm free, I'm as southern as can be, And I want, want you, boy, I want you, boy. I'm cool as a breeze, A lone ranger with ease, And I've got, got you, boy, I've got you, boy. I'm delicious, You can't resist this, I'm the belle of the ball, You can't dismiss. She's got country charm, I'm gonna wrap 'er up in my arm, She's the gal I wanna reminisce." 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godsmonster 13,779 Posted March 15 https://on.soundcloud.com/4ZfzAat6BVCsXjJh9 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 15 Yeehaw (Maha Maha) Every time you stroll away from me I regress to someone I can't see A secret hidden deep within 'Cause revealing it would surely be a sin Every time you say I'm in the wrong I struggle to just play along A truth I've kept from you, my dear I'm not like others, it's quite clear Yeehaw, yeehaw, wrangle, wrangle, Giddy up, y'all Yeehaw, yeehaw, wrangle, wrangle, Giddy up, y'all You're the cowboy of my dreams, long sought You're the cowboy of my dreams, that I've thought So if you think my light's from another realm You'd be correct, it's not just a whim I hail from a place beyond your imagination Where we chant "Yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw, yeehaw" Yeehaw, yeehaw, wrangle, wrangle, Giddy up, y'all Yeehaw, yeehaw, wrangle, wrangle, Giddy up, y'all You're the cowboy of my dreams, long sought You're the cowboy of my dreams, that I've thought Yeehaw, oh Yeehaw Oh Yeehaw, Yeehaw My heart is yours, forever bound I'll give my love, wherever it's found Yeehaw, Yeehaw, Yeehaw, Yeehaw Yeehaw, Yeehaw, Yeehaw 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 15 Love-Filled Barn (Heart-Shaped Box) She looks at me like a country girl when I'm feeling low Been stuck in your love-filled barn for days in a row Pulled into your tractor beam, can't escape the trap Wish I could cure your blues with some homemade flapjack Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Your wisdom Carnivorous flowers hold no mercy for now Cut by straw and sweet hay, my brow's marked somehow Royal cow's deflowered, I'm in a dark rut Drop the lasso, let me hitch a ride back up Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Your wisdom She looks at me like a country girl when I'm feeling low Been stuck in your love-filled barn for days in a row Pulled into your tractor beam, can't escape the trap Wish I could cure your blues with some homemade flapjack Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Hey! Hold up! Got a fresh concern Owe you forever for your farm wisdom to learn Your wisdom Your wisdom Your wisdom 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AngelHeadedHipster 2,628 Posted March 15 Mason Jars I wore denim for the birth of your baby For the birth of your son On the same day, my beau-to-be Took off like a bullet from a gun Was a mix of bitter and sweet, you see One life starts, another's done I've always been a woman of faith, you know Sturdy as an oak, but fate's chosen one I'm sinking now With all of my Mason jars and worn-out denim All my gingham dresses, never worn but pinned on them Mason jars and tarnished silver My old pickup and my pecan orchard withered They really took the best of us, didn't they? Thought love would be plenty, but it wasn't The ground cracked, the sky cried The storm raged, but we just sighed I wore lace for the day of our vows For our day under the sun On the same day, my ma said she'd bow out That's just how it's always been for me, hon No room for change, no room for fun That's how it's been, it seems One love blooms, another's undone I'm going under With all of my Mason jars and worn-out denim All my gingham dresses, never worn but pinned on them Mason jars and tarnished silver My old pickup and my pecan orchard withered They really took the best of us, didn't they? Thought love would be plenty, but it wasn't The ground cracked, the sky cried The storm raged, but we just sighed All of my, all of my mason jars All of my, all of my mason jars All of my, all of my mason jars Blue, ah, blue All of my, all of my mason jars All of my, all of my mason jars All of my, all of my mason jars Blue, ah Mason jars and worn-out denim All my gingham dresses, never worn but pinned on them Mason jars and tarnished silver My old pickup and my pecan orchard withered They really took the best of us, didn't they? Thought love would be plenty, but it wasn't The ground cracked, the sky cried The storm raged, but we just sighed Mason jars, mason jars, mason jars Worn-out denim, worn-out denim, worn-out denim Blue Denim I adorned pearls for the birth of your baby For the birth of your son On that very day, my would-be spouse Packed his bags to be gone It was a mix of joy and sorrow One life starts, another's done Always been strong in faith, I was Like a sturdy oak, yet fate's chosen one Now I'm descending With all of my Blue denim and faded cotton All my sundresses, still brand new, untouched, forgotten Blue denim and worn leather My old pickup and my hay-strewn feather They say love conquers all, but not for us, I guess They promised it was enough, but lies, no less The ground shook, the heavens wept The storm raged, but we just slept I donned lace for our wedding day For our moment in the sun But on that same day, my soon-to-be mother Declared her absence, her excuse undone It's been the story of my life, you see No room for change, no time for fun It's been the same, it's clear to me One love begins, another's run Now I'm descending With all of my Blue denim and faded cotton All my sundresses, still brand new, untouched, forgotten Blue denim and worn leather My old pickup and my hay-strewn feather They say love conquers all, but not for us, I guess They promised it was enough, but lies, no less The ground shook, the heavens wept The storm raged, but we just slept All of my, all of my blue denim All of my, all of my blue denim All of my, all of my blue denim Rust, ah, rust All of my, all of my blue denim All of my, all of my blue denim All of my, all of my blue denim Rust, ah Blue denim and faded cotton All my sundresses, still brand new, untouched, forgotten Blue denim and worn leather My old pickup and my hay-strewn feather They say love conquers all, but not for us, I guess They promised it was enough, but lies, no less The ground shook, the heavens wept The storm raged, but we just slept Blue denim, blue denim, blue denim Faded cotton, faded cotton, faded cotton 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Venice Biotch 565 Posted March 29 norman f***ing rockwell - cowboy f***ing carter california - texas happiness is a butterfly - happiness is a horse fishtail - pigtails 1 Quote Flames so hot that they turn blue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
