LanaBoards Next Top Model (REUNION IS NOW! on pg. 31)

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 3,190]

It feels so great to be back and to see the girls again. It has been such a blessing to be here. Congratulations to the winner even although I hate such person with a burning desire. Just a reminder that I don't write anti-drag poems and I certainly don't leave them under pillows. Anyways, about earlier, I decided not to submit a photo and voluntarily lose because the "Retro Revival" theme was personally too challenging and I would rather give no performance than give a lackluster performance. Period. I was also a bit tired that day by the way and didn't feel like participating. Back to the subject, it's so great to be back and I can't wait to see what's in store for the future.

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,744]

Wait I’m gagged did you guys know May 20th was the 21st anni since Top Model premiered

 

https://x.com/notgwendalupe/status/1792691669403672919?s=46&t=_LDeL0_-n0NoQwuw4hi_9Q

 

The fake elimination stunt SENT ME SKDNDJFB the way I forgot that happened 

[Embach 23,084]

Been reading those reunion pages and I'm cackling this whole time it's so chaotic lmfaooo, never change LanaBoards 

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,670]

16 hours ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 @sparklertrailerheaven & @southbeachswing Kate Moss & Kate Bush. Do you agree with your eliminations? 

You both had very similar critiques about "falling off" Do you think this narrative was forced upon you, being grouped?

You both were fan favorites up to your elimination, do you feel you let your fans down?

 

 

Wow, I've been out of the house so long that I aged 40 years... you best believe I'm still selling out shows and slaying the Commonwealth, though! I'll admit, I found my elimination quite shocking. I never felt that the quality of my submissions decreased, and was actually more confident in my beauty shot than in some of my other looks! Even Lindsay admitted I didn't have the worst submission that week, so it was hard to swallow after a strong track record. It was probably great for ratings, though, and sometimes you've got to chase that coin! Why do you think I sold wristwatches in Japan?! 

 

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I'm proud of my sister Kate Moss for carrying on after me, and extremely pleased that RuPaul won. I'll always champion someone who's pushing limits and breaking barriers - plus it's good to see us old bitches holding our own! Now, has anyone seen where I put my bag of bonemeal and lace sachet of weed...