LanaBoards Next Top Model (SEASON 2 CASTING on pg. 33)

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,709]

 

anya speaking facts during her LBNTM race, iktr!!

 

(submission coming soon xx)

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

OPPALANCE! YOU... OWN... EVERYTHING!

 

As I step into the photoshoot set to give you all a HERstory lesson, I embody the essence of 18th-century French haute couture. This stunning gown pays homage to Rose Bertin, the trailblazer who dressed Donatella VERSACE 💜 Queen Marie Antoinette and introduced haute couture to France. The gold-embroidered bodice hugs my gorgina figure, while the dramatic puffed sleeves and flowing dress evoke the opulence of Versailles.

 

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Inspiration from the origins of Haute Couture during the XVIII century.

 

Adorned with pearls and sparkling jewels, I channel the regal elegance of the era. This look is a tribute to the origins of haute couture, from Bertin to Charles Frederick Worth, who revolutionized fashion and inspired legendary houses like Chanel and Dior. In this outfit, I am wearing a piece of history, exuding timeless luxury and sophistication.

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,709]

 

                  Couture Culture

Hi judges. I present to you, a bedazzled look for this final challenge. From the intricate beading, to the glorious cape and vale, my look solidifies my status as Queen Of Couture.

- Anya xx

[ultrabanisters 45,022]

did charli not submit in time 

 

times up girls !

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,755]

@bunoner SUBMIT IM ROOTING FOR YOU

[ultrabanisters 45,022]

5 minutes ago, DemonMic2003 said:

@bunoner SUBMIT IM ROOTING FOR YOU

it’s tew late  unless she submitted to lindsay via dm before

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,755]

Just now, ultrabanisters said:

it’s tew late  unless she submitted to lindsay via dm before

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,709]

1 hour ago, DemonMic2003 said:

@bunoner SUBMIT IM ROOTING FOR YOU

 

how the tables have turned @DemonMic2003

[bunoner 5,726]

Let them eat Charli

 

When I'm called to present a Haute Couture look, it's not enough for me to just phone in it and wear a big dress. No, I need to embody the women that came before me. At a time like this, I wonder; "What would Marie Antoinette think?"

 

That's right! Perhaps the one person that's closest to what Haute Couture really is. A trailblazer. A terrible person. This week I didn't come to play and my choice in fashion directly complements my dear friend RuPaul's submission. The only person who truly had my back throughout my entire time here and a queen I will never forget once LNTM is finished.

 

 

[Lindsay Lohan 10,448]

Annyeong models.

Apologies for my lateness, I was caught up in deep conversation with the Jong Un sisters who wanted fashion advice.

 

Welcome to the final results of the season.

 

All of you should be extremely proud at how far you made it. Out of 16 models, you are the final four.

 

I went through all the submissions and i'm ready to reveal my final critiques.

 

I have 4 beautiful women standing before me, but only 3 photos in my hand. 

One of you will be leaving us today.

 

These 3 photos will represent the 3 of you that are still in the running to become LanaBoards Next Top Model and will make it to the finale.

Let's begin with the critiques.

 

 

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Anya Taylor-Joy ( @jimmyjimmycocoapuff)

 

Lindsay's critique:

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Anya you graced us this week covered from head to toe in diamonds. Your stance is strong and your face is serving mug.

Though I expected something a little more extravagant from you, I am fairly pleased with this.

This looks like a top model to me.

 

RuPaul ( @Paris Hilton)

 

Lindsay's critique:

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I am absolutely obsessed with this. A top model is constantly reaching new highs and you've been doing this all season!

You strut, look, and dress like a top model.

 

Charli XCX ( @bunoner)

 

Lindsay's critique:

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Being a top model means going the extreme for the sake of the art directors vision. You put your whole bunoner in this look from intricate

set design to extreme costuming. This is a fabulous piece.

 

Mitski ( @ultrabanisters)

 

Lindsay's critique:

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From the start of this game to the end you have been taken risk after risk, some of these made you end up in the bottom

but you never denied your vision. A top model knows her worth and what she can do to stand out. And you stood out.

 

- - - - -

 

One of you will be leaving the North Korean hotel today and sent back to Lanaboards.com

All of you look incredible and I would cut off all my limbs and eat them for a chance to be in your shoes for just one second.

 

And the model going home today is...

 

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 And the model going home today is...

 

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Charli XCX

 

You were late to submit your photo today, and by now you should know that is the most evil thing a person could ever do.

If it were up to me you would be locked up for your crimes against LNTM. 

 

This should not be a surprise to you, the rules were broken.

 

The runway waits for no one. I wish you the best of luck on your journey.

 

 

 

Tomorrow is the FINALE where a choice will be made on who is Lanaboards Next Top Model.

 

Goodnight models. A big night is ahead of you.

 

 

[jimmyjimmycocoapuff 5,709]

I’M A LANABOARDS TOP MODEL FINALIST 

 

[ooc: I’m driving to another province for my friends wedding this weekend so I’m not sure I’ll be able to submit but I’ll try my best ]

[Lindsay Lohan 10,448]

16 minutes ago, jimmyjimmycocoapuff said:

I’M A LANABOARDS TOP MODEL FINALIST 

 

[ooc: I’m driving to another province for my friends wedding this weekend so I’m not sure I’ll be able to submit but I’ll try my best ]

 

There's nothing to submit tomorrow, the winner will be crowed 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,755]

@bunoner WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU!

[ultrabanisters 45,022]

top 3... just wow, i could not believe. i would like to thank my fans, my supporters & my fellow girls for helping me through. good luck  to the other girls tomorrow 

[Rorman Nockwell 56,714]

@bunoner I TOLD YOU 

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

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Omg my third win? I’ll be the self proclaimed winner of the final challenge. I can smell the 1/4 page spread on Vogue North Korea and the title of Lanaboard’s Next Top Model. So happy to spend these final moments with just us three. 

 

Also, @bunoner you stupid bitch. I will kill you. 
 

 

 

 

[Lindsay Lohan 10,448]

 

Before the finale, the models got the chance to be apart of Pyongyang Fashion Week.

 

Backstage at the show, chaos reigned as models and stylists scrambled to prepare.

 

RuPaul was frantically searching for her misplaced dress, fuming with anger, accused Mitski of stealing it.

Anya, caught in the middle, tried to mediate but ended up tangled in a web of accusations and tears.

Just as the tension reached its peak, the show director stormed in, demanding order and pushing the girls onto the runway.

 

 

PYONGYANG FASHION WEEK PHOTOS

 

@Paris Hilton             ,                       @jimmyjimmycocoapuff                ,             @ultrabanisters

 

I spoke to special guest Kim Jong Un and got his opinion on the show:

 

"Girl I was gagged. We have been watching LNTM since the beginning and mama they simply slayed. I know who my winner is.

Though, I do miss Tinashe. She matched my freak as f*ck on a mad hoe chile."

- Kim Jong Un

 

 

 

Stay tuned for the finale tonight where one model will be crowed the winner...

 

 

[ultrabanisters 45,022]

i’m really happy with my look for pyongyang fashion week. i think i turned it AHWT for the great leader and he seemed to really enjoy my walk down the runway. lindsay seemed to enjoy it too... time will tell

 

i am so excited to be in the final, never did i think i would beat out the other girls to get my place here. i am so proud and honoured 

[Paris Hilton 9,873]

Backstage, moments before the final runway, the tension was palpable.

RuPaul, still livid about her missing dress, confronted Mitski…

— I know you took it, you weird freakzoid. I will dismember you… she accused, eyes blazing. Mitski, maintaining her calm, and sweetness retorted: —I didn’t touch your stupid dress, you stupid bald bitch. Stop blaming me for your Amnesia you old hag…

Anya, AGAIN, caught in the middle, tried to defuse the situation, AGAIN… — Can we just focus on the show? This is our moment! We might serve in the North Korean army for 5 years!! Don’t forget it girls

 

Kim Kardashian,  lieutenant of the south North Korean base stormed in, barking orders: —Enough! Get your fucking ass up and strut the runway. It seems like nobody wants to strut the runway these days

 

As they moved to their positions, RuPaul leaned in to Anya, whispering: —Watch your back. Anya, exasperated, just shook her head.

The models took their places for the second runway, the drama still simmering beneath the surface.

 

[Lana Del Dufrene 10,755]

When Did Lana get eliminated?