Adele

[Coney Island King 26,003]

Adele's Live in New York City TV special SHATTERS NBC records becoming the highest rated tv concert broadcast in over a DECADE.

 

25 sells another STEAM ROLLING 800 thousand copies in it's 3rd week on the U.S charts and is set to sell another MILLION by Christmas.

 

25 takes the #1 spot for a 3rd IMMENSE week in a row on the U.S album charts.

 

25 total world wide sales should hit a BOULDER SIZED 8 MILLION copies sold by January 1st 2016.

 

25 becomes the FIRST EVER ALBUM in the HISTORY of U.S music to sell over 650 thousand copies EACH WEEK for 3 weeks in a row.

 

HELLO music videos hits over 700 MILLION views and is set to reach 1 BILLION views within the new year.

 

Adiety announces a 2016 American tour after her RECORD BREAKING European tour is SOLD OUT within minutes.
 

Adele's house security reports a TALL SKINNY YOUNG BALD WHITE WOMAN has been spotted trying to scale Adiety's TEMPLE in England but has not been caught yet, no official suspects yet, but has been singer Taylor Swift is still missing.

 

[Trash Magic 28,402]

love these posts. i get all the new records she's breaking a bitesize pieces

[National Anthem 9,904]

Got this promo poster for free

 

 

it's standing proudly above my record player atm

[Sucker 7,912]

Got this promo poster for free

 

 

it's standing proudly above my record player atm

 

this was hung up all over Oslo the week before the album came out it was frightening tbh

[Harlem 1,942]

'steam rolling' 

 

is not an adjective 

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'steam rolling' 

 

is not an adjective 

 

[Harlem 1,942]

 

[dsvelca 837]

Did anyone get tickets? I tried...and failed

 

[renaissance 8,329]

25 has sold 10,000,000 copies worldwide in 28 days, making it the second highest selling album of the decade, only being beaten by 21 (32M WW). 

This bitch is crazy

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25 sells HISTORIC 10 MILLION copies world wide within 28 days of its release.

 

25 spends its 4th EPIC week at the #1 spot on the U.S Albums charts.

 

25 stayed in that place with a HUGE 825, 000 copies sold, showing very MINIMAL drop sales wise.

 

25 has become the highest selling album in the U.S since 21, OBLITERATING the previous record held by HAS BEEN Taylor Swift and her DISCOUNT album 1989, now found in the DOLLAR bin at your local music store.

 

21 RETURNS to the U.S top 10 albums chart at #10 this week.

 

19 also enters the U.S top 40 this week.

 

25 spends its 4th ROYAL FAMILY SIZED week on the UK album chart at #1.

 

25 becomes the FASTEST selling album in the UK to sell 2 million copies during its chart run.

 

HELLO set to hit 800 MILLION EXPLOSIVE views on Youtube by the years end.

 

NASA satellite catches EXCLUSIVE image of chubby British woman with big hair on the moon, all evidence points to possible COSMIC sighting of Adiety continuing her REIGN over the GALAXY.

 

Taylor Swift FOUND naked, hungry and RAVAGED by wild birds in the American Wilderness, said to be mouthing the lyrics to HELLO repeatedly while WEEPING.

 

[renaissance 8,329]

 

         

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[renaissance 8,329]

I tried to untag her cover:

[Trash Magic 28,402]

love the cover

[kik 1,564]

Easy with the blush ffs...

[dsvelca 837]

Her comments about her son in the Time article were so sweet, she seems like a great mom

[renaissance 8,329]

picked these two up today: 

 

queen of no sex

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Picked up her cover of Rolling Stone today. The article is a really good read in my opinion!

[Coney Island King 26,003]

25 holds yet ANOTHER #1 position on it's 6th week in a ROW on the US album chart.

 

25 is the first album to sell over 300k each EPIC week of it's US chart run since has been band Creeds 'Weathered' in 2001.

 

25 US sales have now reached nearly 8 million copies sold STAMPEDING through its competitors.

 

25 spends yet another IMPRESSIVE week at #1 for the new year on the UK albums charts.

 

HELLO spends it RECORD DESTRUCTIVE 10th week at #1 on the US singles chart, becoming one of only 4 songs in the HISTORY of music to do so.

 

HELLO music video close to hitting 900 MILLION MASSIVE views on YouTube with it set to hit 1 billion in a matter of weeks.

 

25 has sold a STUPENDOUS 12 million copies world wide at this point in time.

 

Taylor Swifts TOMBSTONE erected in the U.S at graveyard for the SMALL PERCENTAGE of her fans who are left to pay tribute to the FALLEN STAR.

 

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HELLO crosses the 1 billion views mark and also becomes the fastest video to hit 1 billion views in the HISTORY of YouTube.

 

25 proves to ONLY be moved from the worldwide #1 spot IF YOU CROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANE OF EXISTENCE with Bowie taking the #1 spot after his death in the US and UK after Adietys godlike reign over the position for nearly 2 months. The living however are STILL unable to destroy her presence. Godwie is said to BE calling Adiety on a weekly basis on her flip phone from the other side to discuss GOD LIKE MATTERS between the two of them.

 

25 is the first EVER album by a woman in the planets existence to stay at #1 for 7 weeks on the US album chart.

 

25 hits MAMMOTH 8 million sales in America alone.

 

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG breaks into top 40 charts and radio AROUND THE WORLD this week as the second single from 25.

 

25 is moving past the 15 million copies SOLD mark worldwide in just 8 weeks with MUCH MORE life in the album to come over 2016.

 

Grammy awards 2016 set to shower Taylor Swift with wins to try and salvage what is left of her DWINDLING and LIMPING career. Wigs will also be provided to her for the night since she is bald.