LDR5 - Pre-Pre-Release Annual Meltdown and Discussion Thread

[Shadowheart 3,680]

I was going to masturbate but this is way more fun

[CadillacsAndWhiskey 14]

Love the chipmunk sound she's serving for the new album
http://picosong.com/rxaD/

#DamnMeToHell

[BeautifulAnywhere 5,394]

Love the chipmunk sound she's serving for the new album

http://picosong.com/rxaD/

 

#DamnMeToHell

My ears are bleeding

[Subversive 2,213]

At least after this global meltdown everyone will be quiet & polite for a week or two

 

Probably the thread will have been hidden and locked by then 

[Kommander 3,260]

I was going to masturbate but this is way more fun

Im mastrubating to this

[terusama 4,427]

I was going to masturbate but this is way more fun

why masturbate when you can participate in this massive circle jerk

[Tristesse 1,761]

oh wow new lana video !!!!!!!!!!! 

 

[Shadowheart 3,680]

Love the chipmunk sound she's serving for the new album

http://picosong.com/rxaD/

 

#DamnMeToHell

 

talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same totally unique

[VelveteenDream 107]

why is everyone acting so weird on here all of a sudden?

[Hounds Of Love 2,090]

oh wow new lana video !!!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

what 

the

fuck

[evalionisameme 13,507]

I heard the next albums black metal #lanaboardsexlusivewearegettingsued

[True Romance 6,187]

Someone sent me the whole album so heres my review! 

 

 

 

 

I'm horny, I'm horny
Come on
Come on now baby
Put it in deeper
Suck that D right now (right now)

The dick connected to my walls like its Spiderman
My saliva don't dry up even by a fan
You got me caught up in yo web, you my Spiderman
Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island
Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island

Pretty feet and they don't smell like Fritos
Fuck me till my pussy redder than Hot Cheetos
Take a look through my clit like a peephole
After we sex it, you could exit, I'm a freeload, yeah
Hello, hello, it's nice to meet you
Come beat this pussy up like Sharkeisha
Young twat, got more eggs than Easter
Nipples look like pepperoni pizza
It's looking soft, let me jack it off
Stick it in my hole like we playing golf
Drop them drawers, suck yo balls
Work my jaws, its all in the law
Stroke me slow daddy, and do yo best
Bring a big dick package, no Ups
Good sex, when you make a mess
Come suck the milk out my fucking breast
Just do it, you ain't gotta ask me
Put yo' face in my ass cheeks
Wisconsin Dells, pussy splashy
Keep the dick wet, it never ashy
Gotta know how to treat this
I like my dick deep dish
Don't want no dick that got foreskin
I'm a have to show you to the door man

The dick connected to my walls like its Spiderman
My saliva don't dry up even by a fan
You got me caught up in yo web, you my Spiderman
Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

[Post-Chorus]
Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island
Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island

I run yo dick no marathon
Not the words I'm a need a hair salon
Got the magic touch and I don't need a wand
Make the dick come faster than Jimmy Johns
I'll suck a fart out yo ass, just pass me a lil cash
Had to show this :) I am not a coward
And this pussy go a 100 miles per hour
The dick shock me like it taze me
Like a newborn better spank me
Can't suck no dick being lazy
Pussy lips fatter than Jay-Z
Bang me on the floor like the cry baby
I'm bout to shut you up like the library
Trend of sucking dick, it's important
Keep that tongue out like Jordans
Rub on my clit it's lit, oh yes my papi love this
I flip this pussy inside out I call that Gabby Douglas
You still eat it while I'm bleeding thats my vampire
Hot pussy on yo dick well we can make a campfire

The dick connected to my walls like its Spiderman
My saliva don't dry up even by a fan
You got me caught up in yo web, you my Spiderman
Suck ramen noodles off that dick, that's my vitamin

Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island
Taking you in private, private, private
To sit on yo private, private, private
I ride it while you drive it, drive it, drive it
Let you swim in my island, island, island

Pussy go up and down like a seesaw
Up at night, that's sleepwalk
Licking all on yo meatballs
I drool on it like a sleep dog
I can tell by the way that he sounding
He want another round but who's counting?
Titties so perky he so thirsty
I should show him to the Buckingham Fountain
I'm a tater thot I'm a thot tater
On his front porch drop the newspaper
Just to fuck him and his brother
Cause I'm a real hoe ain't no rules to the paper
I'm a kangaroo the way I'm bout to hop on that dick
Stretch this pussy out and put stretchmarks on my shit
I fuck the dick on the go, I suck the dick like a pro
Not getting snot up my nose
but you know I'm bout to blow
Let me prove that I'm with it
make my legs touch the ceiling
Pussy fatter than a piglet, eat this pussy have a picnic
Have you ever met a girl more nasty
than 2 Girls & 1 Cup?
Put the dick head down, thumb up my butt
That's how we play seven up
Let me talk all in yo ear
longer than a Martin Luther King speech
My coochie did a lot of dirty things
so of course it need bleach

 

[fathercreep 425]

why is everyone acting so weird on here all of a sudden?

relax

[Be Free 6,461]

My Zanella-stolen nude taken with an iPad caused this... WHEW

[cherrybaby 1,396]

I'm done with this

[Hounds Of Love 2,090]

relax

 

creepy daddy i'm all open and relaxed for u 

[Wynwood 19,966]

[annedauphine 34,561]

My Zanella-stolen nude taken with an iPad caused this... WHEW

king of influencing the whole fandom every single time you post

[TRENCH 15,353]

happy page number 333

 

next page goal is 666 xoxo

[LanaTrailer 3,359]

C*ck  is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fvcked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your d*ck….. That’s when I’m satisfied.