Melanie Martinez

[WildChild 773]

6 hours ago, Ultra Violet said:

Oh thank you for reminding me Unhappy Meal exists

WHAT I WANT WHAT I WANT. I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

[Carmen Del Rey 2,075]

Is anyone going to The Trilogy tour? I missed out on Portals tour, and I've never seen Melanie live but I've loved her since her debut....

[Ultra Violet 18,978]

2 hours ago, WildChild said:

WHAT I WANT WHAT I WANT. I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT.

I love the intro sound being like

w̸̝̄w̷̭̦̥͛̔̌͑̋̄̉̚ͅŵ̷̢̨͔̯̗̙̏̿͊̿ẃ̷̞̜̜͉̖̣͓̫̜w̷͉̬̻͚͈̩̽̎͌́͌̃̐͒̈́͘    ẅ̷̛̛͎̠́̈́͐̋̏͌̄̍ ̶͚̯̯̓̃̋̿̊̎͗́ ̷̨͚͖͈̬̹̗̟̈̂̈̐̅̊̊̕ ̷͉̝͙̺̰́͂̐̍͑̌̽̓̀ ̴̙̼̟̾͊͒̐͗̾̾̕͝Ẇ̵̤̞̯̘̘̜̏ͅW̵̢̡̛̥͔̻̳͈̳̲͆͛̓̏W̴̧̧̫̣̞͖̼̦̼̔̍̇̋͂̃̐̚̕ͅẄ̶̢̨̱̳̤̝͖̫́̒̑͌̋̑̂̄̋͝Ŵ̴̲w̸̦̪͖̬̘͈̞̔͒̎̃̅͐ͅw̶̡̧̛̛̥̣̪͙͈̣̘͎͗͗̎͛͛͘̕͠ŵ̵͚͉̍̓͊̈́̽͂͗w̵̨̳̪̱̖̆̃ẁ̶̧̩̫̠͕͍͋͌̀́̆ ̵̧̢̢̡͙̜̠̠̙̓̏̈̂̍̀͠ ̵̧̬̩͉͚͔̲̘̈́͗̓̊͘ͅ ̵̛͈͍̘̿͊͐̍͠  Ẅ̸̗̞̮̞̮̞͕́̎́̉̅̕W̸̛̛͙̪̾̔́́͝Ŵ̷̤̩̰̤͉̼̐͂W̴̨̨̗͚̰̉́͑͜

[Anonymcomenter 4,675]

The perfume is a flop.

 

so ugly 

[WildChild 773]

2 hours ago, Anonymcomenter said:

The perfume is a flop.

 

so ugly 

hopefully they smell good, the IDEA was there, I just don't think she had the budget or right manufacturer.

[ButterflyBones 2,238]

On 12/2/2023 at 11:17 AM, Salem said:

u/blue_cookie_cutter on reddit said the fragrances only lasted for around ten minutes on their skin, and had a plasticy overtone after drying down that they compared to a c*ndom.

 

17 hours ago, The Siren said:

holy fucking shit id be upset

the $20 perfume i got from target lasts all day

I've seen too many immediate complaints for it all to be a coincidence, so where's the "luxury quality" Melanie was going on about when fans were criticizing the design and price tag for the perfumes? "It takes a lot of time and money to make high quality, meaningful products/art for you guys!" she says, as she feeds us an era full of the lowest quality shit she's ever put her name behind.

 

She keeps trying to make every bad decision sound like high art that we're just too stupid to understand, too. Even the bottle that came out looking like one of these, with toy potions inside(and they don't even look like real metal, but spray painted plastic).

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So yeah.. it's gotten old. This whole era in general has been such a letdown compared to what she's truly capable of creating.

[Ultra Violet 18,978]

6 hours ago, ButterflyBones said:

 

I've seen too many immediate complaints for it all to be a coincidence, so where's the "luxury quality" Melanie was going on about when fans were criticizing the design and price tag for the perfumes? "It takes a lot of time and money to make high quality, meaningful products/art for you guys!" she says, as she feeds us an era full of the lowest quality shit she's ever put her name behind.

 

She keeps trying to make every bad decision sound like high art that we're just too stupid to understand, too. Even the bottle that came out looking like one of these, with toy potions inside(and they don't even look like real metal, but spray painted plastic).

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So yeah.. it's gotten old. This whole era in general has been such a letdown compared to what she's truly capable of creating.

Thats exactly how it looked in the video she posted, but what will be posted on the website looks a bit better. Still plastic though, im guessing? The lighting in that video was awful and made everything look dull and not shiny. Still eghh tho.

Like is the gold bottom of the vials actually full of the perfume? Or is it just a space filler?

It also could have been cute if the box was a mushroom or something. It would have felt like something truly out of the Portals world, not just the novelty alien head that gives mascot vibes.

[CoochieSwirlC 2,065]

Can she change her Youtube thumbnails back for the love of GOD

[Ultra Violet 18,978]

Melanie's random Pity Party playlist on Spotify features High By The Beach and God Knows I Tried.

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/26C66A9K9C9dqtL82XRnhU?si=J5Gg-x3iRoy8wkVvqxHrgg&pi=a-HXdGuE2HTJKT

 

"This is the playlist my character Cry Baby would play at her party"

Um that's cute. I want more.

[Btdelreyy 34]

Melanie Martinez - Crybaby Deluxe on a "target" exclusive pink splatter vinyl is now available for preorder. Ships February 23, 2024!

https://www.target.com/p/melanie-martinez-cry-baby-target-exclusive-vinyl-pink-splatter/-/A-90460326#lnk=sametab

[sublimedreamersublime 305]

What would be the ideal album rollout? (not just Melanie, it could be any artist)

I'm always posting on this thread so that's why I'm posting this here. Also I want to make an album within the next year or the next few years. I don't know if I'll use my real name or if I'll come up with a name. Would y'all prefer an EP or an Album? Would y'all prefer music videos, lyric videos, or visualizers? Also how do y'all feel about deluxe editions? 

[WildChild 773]

1 hour ago, sublimedreamersublime said:

What would be the ideal album rollout? (not just Melanie, it could be any artist)

I'm always posting on this thread so that's why I'm posting this here. Also I want to make an album within the next year or the next few years. I don't know if I'll use my real name or if I'll come up with a name. Would y'all prefer an EP or an Album? Would y'all prefer music videos, lyric videos, or visualizers? Also how do y'all feel about deluxe editions? 

promotion with fun clips or visuals/teasing on social media. Follow yourself 100%, you are the master of the art. Maybe start small with an EP and see where it builds from there, or be ambitious and start with an album. Visuals certainly help art get promoted in the world, but it's entirely up to you on what you want with your art. Deluxe 100%>>>, unless there's a story specific album/ep and it doesn't feel right to extend it. Best of luck, whatever you put your time and mind to, you will absolutely receive.

[WildChild 773]

1 hour ago, sublimedreamersublime said:

What would be the ideal album rollout? (not just Melanie, it could be any artist)

I'm always posting on this thread so that's why I'm posting this here. Also I want to make an album within the next year or the next few years. I don't know if I'll use my real name or if I'll come up with a name. Would y'all prefer an EP or an Album? Would y'all prefer music videos, lyric videos, or visualizers? Also how do y'all feel about deluxe editions? 

AS for the rollout:

* promoing first is always better:

visuals, posts, teases, etc.

* singles of the best/your favorite songs is ideal as well.

* lyrics videos also help definitely.

There really is no one-size-fits-all rollout, go with the flow, and even if it isn't received well, absolutely keep at whatever you want to achieve, and although I hate how much time Melanie takes between releases, she's absolutely right about TAKING YOUR TIME!!!

 

[Coney Island King 26,002]

The perfume bottles are hideous. 

[WildChild 773]

so is something gonna finally leak or??? There's literally so much that can be shared, get to it

[Honeymoonwitch 1,628]

Let’s learn from the Ariana Stans they leaked so much…. I know they mostly paid for it but still. 

[The Siren 30,521]

portals (release 2021/2022)

1. death
2. void
3. tunnel vision
4. faerie soiree
5. light shower
6. dragon's blood
7. garden
8. leeches
9. fingers crossed
10. magnets
11. sirens
12. pluto
13. womb

 

diss tracks ep (release 2023)

1. amulet
2. battle of the larynx
3. the contortionist
4. nymphology
5. evil
6. powder

 

yes? no? edits?

[cool3dworld 2,367]

On 12/3/2023 at 5:55 PM, Ultra Violet said:

I love the intro sound being like

w̸̝̄w̷̭̦̥͛̔̌͑̋̄̉̚ͅŵ̷̢̨͔̯̗̙̏̿͊̿ẃ̷̞̜̜͉̖̣͓̫̜w̷͉̬̻͚͈̩̽̎͌́͌̃̐͒̈́͘    ẅ̷̛̛͎̠́̈́͐̋̏͌̄̍ ̶͚̯̯̓̃̋̿̊̎͗́ ̷̨͚͖͈̬̹̗̟̈̂̈̐̅̊̊̕ ̷͉̝͙̺̰́͂̐̍͑̌̽̓̀ ̴̙̼̟̾͊͒̐͗̾̾̕͝Ẇ̵̤̞̯̘̘̜̏ͅW̵̢̡̛̥͔̻̳͈̳̲͆͛̓̏W̴̧̧̫̣̞͖̼̦̼̔̍̇̋͂̃̐̚̕ͅẄ̶̢̨̱̳̤̝͖̫́̒̑͌̋̑̂̄̋͝Ŵ̴̲w̸̦̪͖̬̘͈̞̔͒̎̃̅͐ͅw̶̡̧̛̛̥̣̪͙͈̣̘͎͗͗̎͛͛͘̕͠ŵ̵͚͉̍̓͊̈́̽͂͗w̵̨̳̪̱̖̆̃ẁ̶̧̩̫̠͕͍͋͌̀́̆ ̵̧̢̢̡͙̜̠̠̙̓̏̈̂̍̀͠ ̵̧̬̩͉͚͔̲̘̈́͗̓̊͘ͅ ̵̛͈͍̘̿͊͐̍͠  Ẅ̸̗̞̮̞̮̞͕́̎́̉̅̕W̸̛̛͙̪̾̔́́͝Ŵ̷̤̩̰̤͉̼̐͂W̴̨̨̗͚̰̉́͑͜

The way I’ve been seeing this In my head everytime I’ve heard the song since 2018

[sublimedreamersublime 305]

17 hours ago, The Siren said:

portals (release 2021/2022)

1. death
2. void
3. tunnel vision
4. faerie soiree
5. light shower
6. dragon's blood
7. garden
8. leeches
9. fingers crossed
10. magnets
11. sirens
12. pluto
13. womb

 

diss tracks ep (release 2023)

1. amulet
2. battle of the larynx
3. the contortionist
4. nymphology
5. evil
6. powder

 

yes? no? edits?

I'd replace light shower with needle & thread (I'd put it towards the end tho)

[Genesee 6,336]

On 12/3/2023 at 9:23 PM, CoochieSwirlC said:

Can she change her Youtube thumbnails back for the love of GOD

it's like the comments section on the cry baby videos. i fear they will never return