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Swap the lyrics: what a 'good girl' would say

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everybody knows that I'm a good girl officer,

 

no I wouldn't do a thing like that, that's for sure

 

the girl scout cookies were sold,

 

I swear I'm not a liar.


god knows I tried

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Wrong, I know, killing someone

Killing is a sin

I wouldn't even do it once

 

...

 

Is it wrong that I think it's kinda fun when I kindly stroke the back of your head with my thumb?


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Good, Good Dancer

 

 

Hoping you're not hot, me I go, me I go

Shining nicely in the studio, studio

They call me a real' nice girl

"Only juice she drinks"

 

Hoping you're not hot, baby boy, baby boy

A bit of my wisdom for your soul, for your soul

They call me a real' nice girl

Ain't I good sir?

 

Good, good dancer

Morning answer

Lovely sweetheart

Sleep well at night

Playground, baby, if you let me

Anything what's nice

Good, good dancing is right

 

Telling you 'bout the law, of the State, of the State

Yes, you should meet my classmate, classmate

I'm your good, good dancer

By no means romancer

 

Schoolyard full of students, teachers too

Behave yourself, I mean you, yes, you

Boy, borrow me some cash

Baby wants berry jam

 

I'm the girl next door, let me come in

I like good, good dancing but I'll let you win

Always work hard and my daddy's proud of me

I read books, yeah, such a bookworm

 

Is it an offence to wanna play

All polite and nice games, like yay?

I know it's good on the whole (x2)

 

 

 

Eyes

 

 

I've got kinda narrow eyes

'Cause I obviously don't do drugs

I respect men who are older

But I do not love ya

 

Harvey's in the sky with diamonds, I don't give a damn about him (thou shalt never lie)

Gotta be back home now 'cause the sky is already dim

 

Stop it, baby, don't ride

I'd escape with you but you know

I know your wife and she'd tell you off

You can't play on the other side

 

You can't play on the other side

You can't play on the other side

 

Always esteeming the American flag

I wear no diamonds on Skid Row

I pledge allegience to my Dad for teaching me everything he knows

 

Meds, swallow 'em, to get healthy

Please hug me, I'm a good girl, baby

Don't decorate me with diamonds heavy

No, stop it, stop it

 


And the wind I know it’s cold

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I know that they think I'm a wimp,
So what if it makes me happy, happy, happy?
It does really matter what you say,
'Cause I am gonna quit if you don't like
I'll be saving slugs, spiders and bugs, help people park in parking lots
Every old lady that I spot,
Baby you can't stop me, stop me, no.
When I'm nice, I'm nice.

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My female parts taste like a certain soda

My aren't these some lovely cherry pies....


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Darlin' darlin' darlin'

I fall to pieces when I'm with you

I fall to pieces...

(Wench!)

My cherries and wine

Rosemary and thyme

And all of my peaches

(Are ruined)

(Drats!)

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