Conspiracy Theory-- Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are the same person

[Stargirl 13,351]

 

 

With Lana's off-and-on absences, yet pictures in the studio, and pictures tagged with location in both Hollyweird (Hollywierd) (Hollywerld) and London, my lingering suspicions have become more and more obvious. Here are the facts.

 

1. Both have red hair. Sometimes

 

2. Rihanna

Remember when Lana posted BBHMM on instagram? It was during that time that SOPHIE (Lana Del Rey) was in the studio with Rihanna. See picture.

3. He hides his identity. It's because he's Lana Del Rey, aka Elizabeth Grant, aka Sparkle Jump Rope Lolita Daddy Queen

4. They're both fucking beautiful 

HOOOOOLYYYY SHIT, LIKE FUCKING GORGEOUS BYE

5. pic of my cat 

he's cute

 

Conclusion: Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are irrefutably the same person, stop getting mad at lana for not posting shit, she's two people, it's hard sometimes 

 

 

[Bootynugget 2,926]

I wish

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

 

 

With Lana's off-and-on absences, yet pictures in the studio, and pictures tagged with location in both Hollyweird (Hollywierd) (Hollywerld) and London, my lingering suspicions have become more and more obvious. Here are the facts.

 

1. Both have red hair. Sometimes

 

2. Rihanna

Remember when Lana posted BBHMM on instagram? It was during that time that SOPHIE (Lana Del Rey) was in the studio with Rihanna. See picture.

3. He hides his identity. It's because he's Lana Del Rey, aka Elizabeth Grant, aka Sparkle Jump Rope Lolita Daddy Queen

4. They're both fucking beautiful 

HOOOOOLYYYY SHIT, LIKE FUCKING GORGEOUS BYE

5. pic of my cat 

he's cute

 

Conclusion: Lana Del Rey and SOPHIE are irrefutably the same person, stop getting mad at lana for not posting shit, she's two people, it's hard sometimes 

 

In my opinion...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOUR CAT IS SO CUTE :3

 

 

[Sugar Venom 9,658]

lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest 

[Stargirl 13,351]

lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest 

there are no taxes on the moon 

[Off To The Races 2010 demo pls 19,336]

lana is not as innocent as we think.

 

there used to be this cute little blonde girl called lana del ray, until lana KILLED her and stole her identity. she's been assuming different identities for years. tax evasion at it's finest 

     

[AKASAKA SAWAYAMA 7,885]

lana wishes to have production skills like sophie's

[Masochism 15,400]

lana wishes to have production skills like sophie's

retweet

[Stargirl 13,351]

Honeymoon is alive and breathing 

for now

[frankie 1,782]

sorry, i think this can be dismissed because lana is a musician

[Stargirl 13,351]

sorry, i think this can be dismissed because lana is a musician

[trayertrash 7,211]

Lana would never be that ugly or talentless tho 

[Stargirl 13,351]

Lana would never be that ugly or talentless tho 

It's all a part of her plan 

no one would ever suspect it 

[annedauphine 35,917]

Your cat is cute asf also if this is real MØ and Lana collabed so I can die in peace amen

[Belladonna 2,406]

Your cat is so cute  

[wraith 7,277]

I honestly don't see any flaws in this theory. I believe it 100%

[Stargirl 13,351]

Since you guys liked my cat so much here's another picture

[xcx 2,192]

Since you guys liked my cat so much here's another picture

 

It's so cute! Can we get another picture? 

Lmao why is there a "Bush did 9/11" watermark? 

[Stargirl 13,351]

It's so cute! Can we get another picture? 

Lmao why is there a "Bush did 9/11" watermark? 

I don't know what you're talking about sweatie : )

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inb4 Pitchfork picks this up