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that bitch is coming

Yes the fuck she is. 

 

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life is beautiful is such a great song, isn't it?

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If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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I imagine Yosemite going something like this:

 

I'm no longer a candle in the wind

No longer tryna break it in

I'm trying to do right, with you by my side

 

I'm just trying to do right

& When they ask, "why, why, why?"

I just repeat the words in my mind

I'll just recite all my pretty words of flight

& All I say is

 

We did it for fun, we did it for free,

I did it for you, you did it for me,

We did it for the right reasons

 

Just not as shitty lol


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It's been 282 days since Lana revealed the holy scripture on April 19th, 2017. Yes I've kept count

 

may Herowig bless it's temporary rest for it to come forth back into the limelight and for it's cleansing abilities to come to fruition and murder every other song in her discography. So that Heroin may reign supreme as God with Yosemite being the son of him, and the birth of LDR's Christ.

 

Amen

 

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I remember when people made fake lyrics for Yosemite and they were so fucking hilarious

 

Well I hear you're using someone else's mac now;
She said she saw you in the apple store today
It doesn't matter what operating system
You're listed under
I only know they'll never make you upgrade

That is all you've ever known of life
That's all you'll ever do
There's a dream I have where I use Snow Leopard;
Looking back I wave at you
And I wave goodbye

Oh Yosemite
Oh, whoa-oh Yosemite
Oh, oh Yosemite
Whoa whoa whoa, Yosemite

 

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and then these :rip:

 

Keep my panties when you done as a souvenir

Freakiest girl in the world if you wanna get technical
Don't test me unless its with your testicles
Taking trips , I'm skinny dippin and then let's fuck in McDonalds
Caramel Frappe full of cum boy you know that's the motto
I understand you get aroused when my cookies slip
I wear my Kylie Jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

 

 

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It's been 282 days since Lana revealed the holy scripture on April 19th, 2017. Yes I've kept count

 

may Herowig bless it's temporary rest for it to come forth back into the limelight and for it's cleansing abilities to come to fruition and murder every other song in her discography. So that Heroin may reign supreme as God with Yosemite being the son of him, and the birth of LDR's Christ.

 

Amen

 

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I remember when people made fake lyrics for Yosemite and they were so fucking hilarious

 

Well I hear you're using someone else's mac now;

She said she saw you in the apple store today

It doesn't matter what operating system

You're listed under

I only know they'll never make you upgrade

 

That is all you've ever known of life

That's all you'll ever do

There's a dream I have where I use Snow Leopard;

Looking back I wave at you

And I wave goodbye

 

Oh Yosemite

Oh, whoa-oh Yosemite

Oh, oh Yosemite

Whoa whoa whoa, Yosemite

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

and then these :rip:

 

Keep my panties when you done as a souvenir

Freakiest girl in the world if you wanna get technical

Don't test me unless its with your testicles

Taking trips , I'm skinny dippin and then let's fuck in McDonalds

Caramel Frappe full of cum boy you know that's the motto

I understand you get aroused when my cookies slip

I wear my Kylie Jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

 

 

:oprah2:

 

 

 

[Chorus]:

All I feel is you and your fresh whiff

 

If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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Hey baby, i love u xoxo

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That bitch isn't coming :(

sometimes i wish there was a downvote button

 

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