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She looked amazing & like she actually wanted to be there. The choreo wasn't exciting, but she's not the choreographer & it's a midtempo song.. It's also not like Britney is in charge of the lineup. Kind of shitty to say she doesn't deserve respect for the performance because someone else chose to place her after Beyonce. I'm so over Beyonce stans.
 
Girl can we please leave this in 2007 where it died with the public meltdown lmao
Like can we just really PLEASE stop holding Britney to the standards of like, Adele. She has never been much of a live singer and she isn't going to become one any time soon. We know she has a good voice. She's a music legend; she doesn't have anything to prove.
 
Okay, think what you want about the album (as ridiculously strange and vague as your opinion is) but Britney looks AMAZING and literally anyone that knows about her as a fan / pop culture enthusiast would know this is true. You wanna bitch about her "inflexible" performances.. well I'm sorry that a 35 yr old mother of two, with a previous performance-related knee injury isn't performing up to your obnoxious standards. But she looks amazing and the fact that she was even ON that VMA stage after 2007's performance is fucking inspiring. She looked great and performed just fine. It's kind of pathetic and sad that people continue to bitch about her lip-synching / performances instead of being happy for her success after all those years of BS she went thru with the media.

She looked amazing & like she actually wanted to be there. The choreo wasn't exciting, but she's not the choreographer & it's a midtempo song.. It's also not like Britney is in charge of the lineup. Kind of shitty to say she doesn't deserve respect for the performance because someone else chose to place her after Beyonce. I'm so over Beyonce stans.
 
Girl can we please leave this in 2007 where it died with the public meltdown lmao
Like can we just really PLEASE stop holding Britney to the standards of like, Adele. She has never been much of a live singer and she isn't going to become one any time soon. We know she has a good voice. She's a music legend; she doesn't have anything to prove.
 
Okay, think what you want about the album (as ridiculously strange and vague as your opinion is) but Britney looks AMAZING and literally anyone that knows about her as a fan / pop culture enthusiast would know this is true. You wanna bitch about her "inflexible" performances.. well I'm sorry that a 35 yr old mother of two, with a previous performance-related knee injury isn't performing up to your obnoxious standards. But she looks amazing and the fact that she was even ON that VMA stage after 2007's performance is fucking inspiring. She looked great and performed just fine. It's kind of pathetic and sad that people continue to bitch about her lip-synching / performances instead of being happy for her success after all those years of BS she went thru with the media.

lana has a history of posing with snakes, she's so brave!

Glad to see so many suggestions! Going to go ahead and address a few things..
 
This will not be happening. Even if it is promised to stay within one area of the forum, I do not want any drama or negative behaviour on the forum at all. I know it's no secret that drama does in fact happen on the forum anyway, but I want everyone to really remember to try their best to be nice, kind, and respectful to all people as I said in my introduction video.
 
As stated in my introduction video, this is a plan in progress!
 
These are all things that will definitely be happening!
 
- Don't worry! I have a great team teaching me everything I need to know, including the new owner of MB/DG.
- As stated in my introduction video, I am trying to get ahold of the @@lanaboards instagram page.
- To do this, just put the link in link [/ URL] (minus the space) and the links will work.
 
Trading on the forum isn't and will never be allowed through the PMs. If you want to trade with someone, do it away from Lanaboards. Not tryna get sued here.
 
- I wouldn't recommend a complete wipe of the emotes, as it would mess up existing posts using them. I am also more than willing to take care of the emoticons sections (and may have to anyway, check your PMs)
- I'm glad you're on board with MOTM! Of course I can take care of that as well if needed, but you are the OG MOTM interviewer. 
 
 
I've made some small initial changes.. you can check them out here! 

I'm actually really opposed to a no holds barred section. I see no reason to encourage pettiness or rude behaviour.

HQ
 



Also, for those saying that she looks young because of photoshop, of course it has photoshop, all published photoshoots have photoshop, but let's not act like she doesn't look young with good skin treatment & make up, for god's sake she looked like this, like 3 days ago


 
And this picture has no photoshop

It's not out yet, only snippets
$100 with that Darjeeling again

She looked amazing & like she actually wanted to be there. The choreo wasn't exciting, but she's not the choreographer & it's a midtempo song.. It's also not like Britney is in charge of the lineup. Kind of shitty to say she doesn't deserve respect for the performance because someone else chose to place her after Beyonce. I'm so over Beyonce stans.
 
Girl can we please leave this in 2007 where it died with the public meltdown lmao
Like can we just really PLEASE stop holding Britney to the standards of like, Adele. She has never been much of a live singer and she isn't going to become one any time soon. We know she has a good voice. She's a music legend; she doesn't have anything to prove.
 
Okay, think what you want about the album (as ridiculously strange and vague as your opinion is) but Britney looks AMAZING and literally anyone that knows about her as a fan / pop culture enthusiast would know this is true. You wanna bitch about her "inflexible" performances.. well I'm sorry that a 35 yr old mother of two, with a previous performance-related knee injury isn't performing up to your obnoxious standards. But she looks amazing and the fact that she was even ON that VMA stage after 2007's performance is fucking inspiring. She looked great and performed just fine. It's kind of pathetic and sad that people continue to bitch about her lip-synching / performances instead of being happy for her success after all those years of BS she went thru with the media.

She looked amazing & like she actually wanted to be there. The choreo wasn't exciting, but she's not the choreographer & it's a midtempo song.. It's also not like Britney is in charge of the lineup. Kind of shitty to say she doesn't deserve respect for the performance because someone else chose to place her after Beyonce. I'm so over Beyonce stans.
 
Girl can we please leave this in 2007 where it died with the public meltdown lmao
Like can we just really PLEASE stop holding Britney to the standards of like, Adele. She has never been much of a live singer and she isn't going to become one any time soon. We know she has a good voice. She's a music legend; she doesn't have anything to prove.
 
Okay, think what you want about the album (as ridiculously strange and vague as your opinion is) but Britney looks AMAZING and literally anyone that knows about her as a fan / pop culture enthusiast would know this is true. You wanna bitch about her "inflexible" performances.. well I'm sorry that a 35 yr old mother of two, with a previous performance-related knee injury isn't performing up to your obnoxious standards. But she looks amazing and the fact that she was even ON that VMA stage after 2007's performance is fucking inspiring. She looked great and performed just fine. It's kind of pathetic and sad that people continue to bitch about her lip-synching / performances instead of being happy for her success after all those years of BS she went thru with the media.

She looked amazing & like she actually wanted to be there. The choreo wasn't exciting, but she's not the choreographer & it's a midtempo song.. It's also not like Britney is in charge of the lineup. Kind of shitty to say she doesn't deserve respect for the performance because someone else chose to place her after Beyonce. I'm so over Beyonce stans.
 
Girl can we please leave this in 2007 where it died with the public meltdown lmao
Like can we just really PLEASE stop holding Britney to the standards of like, Adele. She has never been much of a live singer and she isn't going to become one any time soon. We know she has a good voice. She's a music legend; she doesn't have anything to prove.
 
Okay, think what you want about the album (as ridiculously strange and vague as your opinion is) but Britney looks AMAZING and literally anyone that knows about her as a fan / pop culture enthusiast would know this is true. You wanna bitch about her "inflexible" performances.. well I'm sorry that a 35 yr old mother of two, with a previous performance-related knee injury isn't performing up to your obnoxious standards. But she looks amazing and the fact that she was even ON that VMA stage after 2007's performance is fucking inspiring. She looked great and performed just fine. It's kind of pathetic and sad that people continue to bitch about her lip-synching / performances instead of being happy for her success after all those years of BS she went thru with the media.

Well people shouldn't come into an artist's thread and write rude and unnecessary comments if they don't want to be educated by the artist's stans 

Obviously music is a matter of taste but claiming that "every song sounds the same" is clearly not true when, as @HawaiianTropic stated, you have the squawky vocals of Private Show, then the entirely French Coupure Electrique and the 90s Hard to Forget Ya. You can dislike an album, but spitting out blatant lies as a way of justifying an opinion is plain stupid. 
I'll do better for your approval next time sweet pea

Except you're the one failing to provide any evidence for your "opinions", apart from running around in circles. Bye-bye loser x

No, it's not an opinion to say "the vocals are still shit" when EVERYONE has said she is sounding the best she has sounded in years. And none of the songs are even remotely the same still - wtf is "boom boom"?

Then you clearly didn't listen to the album nor watch any performances

okay we have concrete confirmation now that the Japanese exclusive bonus track is "Mood Ring" http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/SICP-4953
 
that's the only bonus track though, so i'm not sure where the thing about 2 bonuses came from. either way it comes out 9/14, so only 15 more days!!!

this is only a slightly edited version of the original cover but it works a lot better imo:
 

 
 
 
and then this for the outtakes:

i keep imagining these ridic videos for glory:
 
--"coupure electrique" with britney as a ballerina. kinda like when she popped out of the music box for the dream within a dream tour, you know? but with an artsy, minimalist video done in pastels.
 
--"man on the moon" done in a style reminiscent to "lucky," but with britney doing some OTT soap opera-style acting set in retro-futuristic sci-fi setting. 
 
--a sexy, choreography-driven video for "slumber party" filmed in a mansion, moving from room-to-room of a ~sensual~ shindig
 
 
hahaha. anyway, i'm really, really enjoying the album. britney jean was such a letdown that i didn't expect anything this time around in order to not get my hopes up, but i am impressed. yeah, i am a britney fan to begin with, but there is major replay value here. it finally feels like an album britney wanted to make.

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She totally deserves this because the album is amazing         

Kept is the best track on the album
http://www86.zippyshare.com/v/kYEU51H9/file.html

Can someone send me a lossless/m4a file of Kept pleeeeeaasee???
 
I like the album, a little underwhelmed though. Enth is a good song but it sounds EXACTLY like some old Combichrist songs lmao... mid 2000's electro/industrial band. It's just disappointing to notice. Their Kindness Is Charade is nice, but I felt it was a little lazy of them to use a remixed version of their single as a way to end the album. I love Chloroform, Fleece, and Ornament kinda,, it's cute. I hope I like Kept. I've read good things about it & I love Beach House!

I really hope it does well because it's an AMAZING album. 

I really hope it does well because it's an AMAZING album. 

I really hope it does well because it's an AMAZING album. 

I really hope it does well because it's an AMAZING album.