Hundred Dollar Bill

WELL HELLO. oh, and my name is Robin. hello. :love:

I didn't know there was a rule for that. I've been saying that for at least a decade, but more in relation to fetishes than porn. I know of some guy who desired to be run over (!) by a car, RUN OVER BY A CAR AND KILLED, while masturbating. He had offered an acquaintance of my friend a very large sum of money to actually do it. I mean, what?

Such a beautiful song. Give me a whole album like "Serial Killer", "I Don't Wanna Go", and "My Best Days" please.
 
I love this line and how she turns pillow talk into a verb. I also love the instrumental outro. It seems like that outro reminds me of a Beatles song perhaps, but I can't place it. I'd ask Monicker to help, but apparently he shuns them.

Can't have that. I repent!
 
"Honey, good news -- I recruited two sister wives! The bad news is, they're two straight dudes. So yeah, I have no idea if the house is going to get any cleaner... but I can guarantee that the nightly fight over the remote is going to be AMAZING..."

I love artwork without text.

Hah, no. Lucky Ones, in my opinion, is better than both of those. The other songs you listed hold their candles to it, but still - Lucky Ones is not bad at all, I don't get why you don't like it - I guess you don't like songs that make you feel happy. I know Lucky Ones makes me feel happy.

Never Let Me Go?
 
It's okay, but kinda like "if I want to go to sleep" okay. Her voice is really monotonous, and she can pull that off pretty well, but not compared to Lucky Ones. It was an amazing end to the album. I mean, "Finally, you and me are the lucky ones this time," taking into consideration the subject matter of a vast majority of BTD that was a great ending to the album. In terms of music her voice is great and varied, and the instruments in the chorus and outro are just perfect. I don't think she meant it to be some ground breaking song in the world of music - it is simple, but it serves its purpose extremely well.
 
 
 
Can't know what it feels LIKE to fall in love for the first time if you never have done it.

This game is pointless. No one will win unless the forum goes down (in which case we all lose) or unless a moderator locks the thread immediately after posting. #TemptingAbuseOfAuthority

Monicker's been whining about wanting a emoticon for some time. I say we assist him with an appropriate-sized version of this:

 
I'd also like an appropriate-sized emoticon us mods can use when we remove or edit something:

OKAY, AS OF RIGHT NOW, MYRIIIAM IS AHEAD BY ONE VOTE. THIS HAS BEEN TAKING TOO LONG SO THE POLL IS CLOSED NOW. MYRIIIAM IS THE WINNER. CAPS LOCK.

You tell me that it was good to be crazy.
See, that song ~connects to me in so many ways. x]
 
And excuse me but I can't help it, I just can't, I know this has been posted,
but this particular B-LDR-MM is currently on loop (again):
 
 

But Lucky Ones is about finally being able to fall in love again after having your heart stomped on for the umpteenth time.
 
"Feels LIKE falling in love for the first time" (emphasis mine)
 
 
Crazy-ASS. Long before she had a <3 shaped ass, she was crazy-ass. And now you confess that you are too.
 
The first step to healing is admitting you have a problem... except that sometimes it's good to be crazy :love:

What just happened. O____O
 
You're both bonkers. That cat made a one-time appearance, and for good reason; it sucked. The Loon has been around for many-a-song, and has shit its beautiful shit all over the Paradise Edition. Besides, the Loon has its own awesome accomplice that dominates the cat anyway, and that would be the Random Screaming Chick in Gods & Monsters.
 
Suck it.

OKAY, AS OF RIGHT NOW, MYRIIIAM IS AHEAD BY ONE VOTE. THIS HAS BEEN TAKING TOO LONG SO THE POLL IS CLOSED NOW. MYRIIIAM IS THE WINNER. CAPS LOCK.

No that's Miley Cyrus her and Hannah Montana are like completely different people that doesn't even count.

My Elvis costume idea kind of went down the drain..
 
I volunteered to work at a Fairytale Festival that my town's main library was hosting, and I was going to just make my costume for that, but my mom wouldn't help me so we ended up buying a costume the morning of the Festival. I got a Peter Pan costume. Unfortunately, and kind of obviously, my mom isn't going to buy me another Halloween costume since she got me the Peter Pan one, so Elvis is going to have to wait until next year. I know Peter Pan isn't directly related to all things Lana, but I am a stan like no other, so just hear me out while I explain how Peter Pan can still be relevant to Lana/this competition.
 
Lana always goes on about being young forever, getting into trouble, flying driving fast, true love, living in Paradise (Neverland, duh), all that jazz. Well, Peter Pan does all of those things!! So in a sense, Lana = Peter Pan..

I can't believe no one's taken the idea of dressing up as Heavy Hitler. After marching into Paris, I'd drink Veuve Clicquot and eat Ho Hos until I was fat enough to look like this:

 
Then I'd send the SS (Summertime Sadness) guard to look for that "king Jewish maven" and perpetuate the Lanaexposed Leak Holocaust while simultaneously denying it, saying "Is that true?"

I guess i wasn't invited to the ball, so i'll just set the building alight from the outside and watch you all burn to death as i slowly twirl in a circle to the sounds of your screams.

Delicious is gone already? Fuck, you're all stale, aren't you.

I did the same thing a few months ago but with swag
1. Born to Swag
2. Swag to the Races
3. Swag Jeans
4. Swag Games
5. Diet Mountain Swag
6. National Swagthem
7. Swag Paradise
8. Radio (swag)
9. Swagmen
10. Million Dollar Swag
11. Summertime Swagness
12. This Is What Makes Us Swag
 
Swag doesn't even feel like a real word to me anymore.

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Birthday. The last minute pls.
 
WYR cut yourself while listening to Miley Cyrus or Ashley Tisdale?

The bizarre middle-8 in "Match Made In Heaven," where she sings the part about "I am your Queen, AHHHahhhAHHH!"

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