Hundred Dollar Bill

Disco, gogo dancer so rare
Move down, up slow
Prostitute stare
I do what I like 
I just don't care

I am my only god, I am my only god
I am my only god now

Black eyes, short dress
Lets break it down
You shoot and I pose
Polaroid frown
I'll do what you like
I wont make a sound

I am my only god, I am my only god
I am my only god now

Icon, young star
Heroin fiend
Just sit and I'll sing
I'll be your queen
You know how I like that celebrity type, poor me

I am my only god, I am my only god
I am my only god now

This should be a challenge in The Paradise Edition competition that Riley is doing.
Whoever writes the cheesiest Lanaesque monologue wins the challenge!
Riley, I am totally kidding. Please let's not do this. I mean, I could, I just don't want to.

woohoo i found a magic stone and now i'm immortal
 
FOREVER

And then I came back to life.

Only to be hit by a car. Resulting in a serious cranial fracture and me dying alone in a hospital bed 4 days later.

She is NOT getting coffee with that fan, that fan just invited her and she was like "uh..."
 
The only full song I caught (I was one of the last people to enter the first screening) was "American". It had some crystal meth lyrics. i recorded some of it but DAMN you can hear my voice. I'll upload anyway.
 
It is a complete rumor that she said she'd collab with Gaga. I witnessed that question and she IMMEDIATELY changed the subject to other collabs
 
I was crying throughout.
 
I WAS THE ONE WHO ASKED ABOUT "YAYO", I AM SO GLAD THIS WAS WORTHWHILE NEWS THAT SOMEONE REPORTED TO YOU

For the love of fucking god.
 
 
I made that

Uh oh, one of those bikers is black. We're in a parallel universe, you guis.

This should be a challenge in The Paradise Edition competition that Riley is doing.
Whoever writes the cheesiest Lanaesque monologue wins the challenge!
Riley, I am totally kidding. Please let's not do this. I mean, I could, I just don't want to.

I don't see this happening.. she doesn't really come off as apologetic. Just kinda of like... if you don't like it, I don't care, ya know? I just hope she gets educated about it someday. Someone really should have told her. It feels like there are all these little things she does that bother me and they never get explained or talked about any further. And it's tough because I doubt she will get any mainstream backlash for this considering she isn't that famous.. at most, like you said, she'll get a few negative internet write ups and there's no way she'll ever find out about those/ read them. I remember doing stupid things like this and not really *getting it* and looking back, I feel so embarrassed.

I don't think you understand that we have nothing better to do.

Moy, might I suggest you enter the Lanaween costume contest dressed as Indian Lana from the "Ride" video?

He really went from being completely in the shit house to saving the day within a matter of hours! He got, like, a million "likes" on the OP with the download links (because he demanded that everyone "like" it) and i think he felt speshul after that, after buying back some face.
 
I can't imagine what the fuck PinupGirls would think if he ever came here and discovered how much we still talk about this.
 
Gosh, we are pretty ruthless here, huh? Nah, probably not.
 
 
It all comes with avocados, HDB.
 
 
Come on, he's clearly putting us on. This can't be real. Maybe Moy will delete his account and come back an hour later?
 
 
WHAT? You were a CARNIE?? This is amazing.

bleh i don't wanna cause trouble but i just want to explain why headdresses are a problem.
 
First off, it perpetuates the stereotypes of native americans that old hollywood used to develop in their movies. Something that native americans have been trying to fight off for well over 30-40 years now.
 
Second, Native Americans never wore head dresses unless they earned it. It represents something entirely more than just a fashion item.
 
"representing the way america used to be" doesn't make sense for wearing a headdress. America treated Native Americans like complete fucking dogs and that's what your saying Lana is representing?
 
To native americans (and many others) wearing a headdress is no different than blackface, it does nothing but further stereotypes and make something that used to be high regarded in a culture into nothing more than a bracelet or hat
 
 
it's acceptable to like the headdress because it probably looks fucking cool, but you probably don't know why wearing it is insensitive in the first place.

OH MY GOD. I CAN'T.
IF THERE WAS EVER ANY QUESTION ABOUT THIS SURPASSING PINUPGIRLS, IT'S GONE NOW.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I still think the Summertime Sadness EP thread was far more amazing than the National Anthem music video thread. The deterioration improvement of the thread into constant posts of nekkid men and (three/four/five)somes among the "HURRY UP PINUPGIRLS" posts was possibly the best forum experience of my life. :')
 
@Sitar, do you still have those images of the naked, hairy fat man with his beard and guns? Wasn't Hellion into that? :3

Maybe in the near future, when Lana releases something country-exclusive, Moy can come to the rescue and make a fake iTunes for that country and buy the songs for us all.

WAIT. Is that Chuck? No, she can't be that much of an asshole.
 
 
OH MAN. So good.
 
Hey, do you think that in this same parallel universe Ahmed is still looking for his microphone to host Reydio? ...
 
Thanks guys, i'll be here all week. You should really try the fish, i hear it's good, i'm friends with the cook, so.

I'm shocked. Shocked, I say.
 
This all started here. So ironic you mention "Boarding School" though. I'll be giving a lecture partially about that on the forum in the near future.
 
I don't think we'll ever top that thread, but yes, we do need this award. Perhaps we can add it to the Contests section along with MOTW: The PinupGirls Award for Most Ignorant Post Made Regarding Race/Culture of the Week.

Maybe in the near future, when Lana releases something country-exclusive, Moy can come to the rescue and make a fake iTunes for that country and buy the songs for us all.

Here's some of the fan art I've made, I hope you like these and feel free to tell me what you think!
 
COVERS
The first one is really old (I made it in march) and the second one I made about two months ago.
 
 
 
DRAWINGS
I've drawn four drawings of Lana in total. The first one is a drawing of BTD cover and I'm not that satisfied with it so I'm not going to show it here lol. I haven't taken a photo of the latest one yet but if you like these, maybe I will
 
 
I had some problems with Lana's hair and those flowers on that Australia Vogue cover drawing so I chose to be lazy and made it look really simple, sorry about that :/ And I'm more sorry for that awful nose on the first drawing! I'm not that good when it comes to drawing people but yeah

If it does, it won't be because of me. I don't want to be the person that has to pick apart, point by point the ignorance of his posts.

I think that in some parallel universe one of the biker dudes in Ride is black, and in this parallel universe lanadelrey.fm never went down and PinupGirls is right now writing a post about how even though he loves black people, he just doesn't get why one of the bikers had to be black.
 
So, who wants to place bets that Lana's response, if questioned about the headdress, will be "I just thought it looked really beautiful"?

and then i have a stroke and die

merman that dies young.