Allie

From International Breakthrough to BEST International in a year, who else but the queen?

oh my gosh guys shhh.
 
i'd still bang her

She looks fabulous, I've faced her for 30 seconds or so, she's the most beautiful person I've ever seen   her make up is really flawless this time too.
(And Barrie is hotter than I though   almost eye-sexed him)

Hopefully post some pics. 

Feel free to praise Lana's underwear choice and admire this picture of Lana's gramma panties taken by a photographer gone lesbian for Lana (as you all do).
 



 


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I think it was less a ridiculous claim and more an instance of a music "journalist" covering his ass in the absence of any official sourcing. However, aside from the fact that its authenticity is obvious to my ears, the name "May Jailer", the album title Sirens, and the song titles "Junky Pride" and "A Star For Nick", all have solid receipts.

Great interview! I definitely loved the part about career and dream job, I think exactly like that and I never could get people to understand why. What I like to do is draw, so people (that know about my obsession) tell me all the time that I should go to an art school and all of that, getting really confused about what I actually study. My brother is always telling me that I should post them online or sell them. I get scared to consider. Literally, every single detail is out there with a price nowadays. I guess it's up to personality, some people deal better with sharing their personal stuff and that's lucky of them. Thanks for that quote, by the way.
 
In one of my job interviews, they asked me what I had to get better at, when it comes to myself. I said exactly being more patient (even though I'm a calm person, I just walk away easily) and being less anxious. I know that feel, unfortunately. 
 
Ennio Morricone is a god, to be honest. 
 
The recommended songs are great! I'll add the first one to the playlist I use to draw to, that's going to help for fresh inspiration. The second is one of the nicest little songs from a girl band I've heard. Also, the name of the song. Freaking awesome, like, Egyptian Shumba. Come on.
 
And I didn't know about the cover, man. It's great, I listened to it while reading the interview. Couldn't help but download, creep much? I apologize, but the instrumental is too good as well. Anyway, congrats on the interview!  

Great interview! I definitely loved the part about career and dream job, I think exactly like that and I never could get people to understand why. What I like to do is draw, so people (that know about my obsession) tell me all the time that I should go to an art school and all of that, getting really confused about what I actually study. My brother is always telling me that I should post them online or sell them. I get scared to consider. Literally, every single detail is out there with a price nowadays. I guess it's up to personality, some people deal better with sharing their personal stuff and that's lucky of them. Thanks for that quote, by the way.
 
In one of my job interviews, they asked me what I had to get better at, when it comes to myself. I said exactly being more patient (even though I'm a calm person, I just walk away easily) and being less anxious. I know that feel, unfortunately. 
 
Ennio Morricone is a god, to be honest. 
 
The recommended songs are great! I'll add the first one to the playlist I use to draw to, that's going to help for fresh inspiration. The second is one of the nicest little songs from a girl band I've heard. Also, the name of the song. Freaking awesome, like, Egyptian Shumba. Come on.
 
And I didn't know about the cover, man. It's great, I listened to it while reading the interview. Couldn't help but download, creep much? I apologize, but the instrumental is too good as well. Anyway, congrats on the interview!  

Great interview! I definitely loved the part about career and dream job, I think exactly like that and I never could get people to understand why. What I like to do is draw, so people (that know about my obsession) tell me all the time that I should go to an art school and all of that, getting really confused about what I actually study. My brother is always telling me that I should post them online or sell them. I get scared to consider. Literally, every single detail is out there with a price nowadays. I guess it's up to personality, some people deal better with sharing their personal stuff and that's lucky of them. Thanks for that quote, by the way.
 
In one of my job interviews, they asked me what I had to get better at, when it comes to myself. I said exactly being more patient (even though I'm a calm person, I just walk away easily) and being less anxious. I know that feel, unfortunately. 
 
Ennio Morricone is a god, to be honest. 
 
The recommended songs are great! I'll add the first one to the playlist I use to draw to, that's going to help for fresh inspiration. The second is one of the nicest little songs from a girl band I've heard. Also, the name of the song. Freaking awesome, like, Egyptian Shumba. Come on.
 
And I didn't know about the cover, man. It's great, I listened to it while reading the interview. Couldn't help but download, creep much? I apologize, but the instrumental is too good as well. Anyway, congrats on the interview!  

Great interview! I definitely loved the part about career and dream job, I think exactly like that and I never could get people to understand why. What I like to do is draw, so people (that know about my obsession) tell me all the time that I should go to an art school and all of that, getting really confused about what I actually study. My brother is always telling me that I should post them online or sell them. I get scared to consider. Literally, every single detail is out there with a price nowadays. I guess it's up to personality, some people deal better with sharing their personal stuff and that's lucky of them. Thanks for that quote, by the way.
 
In one of my job interviews, they asked me what I had to get better at, when it comes to myself. I said exactly being more patient (even though I'm a calm person, I just walk away easily) and being less anxious. I know that feel, unfortunately. 
 
Ennio Morricone is a god, to be honest. 
 
The recommended songs are great! I'll add the first one to the playlist I use to draw to, that's going to help for fresh inspiration. The second is one of the nicest little songs from a girl band I've heard. Also, the name of the song. Freaking awesome, like, Egyptian Shumba. Come on.
 
And I didn't know about the cover, man. It's great, I listened to it while reading the interview. Couldn't help but download, creep much? I apologize, but the instrumental is too good as well. Anyway, congrats on the interview!  

The moment we've all been waiting for...Monicker finally agreed to an interview, despite perhaps not being the type (see his abuse of the sound-bite rule after the spoiler )! Your favorite masked music dude, of the pretty voice and innumerable list of confessed fetishes. A Lana forum of any ilk wouldn't be quite the same without him, so do enjoy his very characteristic responses and show some love. I enjoyed reading this one a lot and I'll be waiting for him in the D-A-R-K, of course
 
 
Member of the Week: Monicker!
 
 
 

As promised, here is a download link of my cover of Money Hunny.
 
320kbps AAC (.m4a), mixed in mono (that’s right, bitches)
 
Thanks to evil for playing it on his spectacular show today (which, if you missed, you need to go listen right now) and for hosting the file on his soundcloud page. And, yes, whoever was asking before, that is me singing. A cappella mix is available over my dead body.

GOAT Lana/Lizzy looks: A visual presentation by ataraxia
 

 

 

You forgot the lips.

Lana Del Jacket appreciation post

 

 

 

 

omfg. This song makes me want to touch myself. And now this video allows me to touch myself.
 
That was actually perfect. I like how they layered Lana with the vintage clips, rather than just the clips alone. It was nice. Especially with like the light streaming behind Lana omfg. And her dancing at like 2:29 i think it was. Omfg. Hold me

yES FINALLY A MUSIC VIDEO FOR ONE OF MY FAVORITE LANA SONGS. :lange:
 
uGHH THE WAY EVERYTHING GOES BLACK & WHITE FOR THE FIRST CHORUS - PERFECT. & how she's singing to an empty room.. I could die. It was a really simple video but definitely my favorite. She looks better than she did in any other video (a challenge considering Ride) and it's so wonderfully sultry. 10/10

It’s money and technology
Together we’d be ~dead-i-ly~

I wish valentines day was all year.

omg lemme make a 'be a man, make a mess' one 
 
i have no photoshop skillz the person who made them should give us the transparencies tbh :~)
 

I have no Photoshop skillz, but here's my suggestions:
 
Touch dicks in the D-A-R-K dark tonight.
I want my cake and I want you to eat me out too.
Big bad wolf, come on and eat me up!
Come on kitty cat, fill me up.
Looking to get fucked hard?
I love the heart shape your ass is.
Let's hit it and run.
Open up your butterfly doors, what do you say? Let's exchange our DNA.
Lead me to war with your brilliant erection.
Let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain.
Fuck me hard before you go.
You can be my full-time daddy.
Let's get down every Friday night.
Pillow talk to me.
In the dark you can do whatever you want to.
Sexy fool, make me drool.
My momma she would fall right on top of you.
I know your wife and she wouldn't mind
I shouldn't have to touch myself to pretend you're there.
Nothing more gorgeous than a hundred dollar bill... except you.
I saw your face and you blew... my mind. (With Monica Lewinsky)
You're dynamite and I'm ready to blow. (With suicide bomber)
They're disgusting, I'm delicious. (Lana with Pepsi-Cola)
I love you just a little too much. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)
You're gonna love me, I'm gonna make you. (With scene from Fatal Attraction or Misery)
You like your girls insane. (With woman in straight jacket)
Don't you want to hold me down, tell me that you love me? (With BDSM scene)
Strip me down to my bare ass. (With BDSM scene)
I heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? (With dominatrix)
Let me play with your new shotgun. (With chicks with guns pinup)
Come take a walk on the wild side. (With drag queen)
Love you more than those bitches before. (With anthropomorphic cartoon dogs copulating)
It's not puppy love. (Cartoon dogs again)
Cum when you call me. (With ugly phone sex operator)
I'm the last girl on earth, so baby let's get it on (With image of ugly woman on a desert island)
Should be takin' off your pants for me. (Doctor with speculum and forceps)
Come on, you know you like little girls. (With Courtney Stodden)
You can be the boss. (With Tony Danza)
I'm clocking chicks left and right just to get to you. (With Laila Ali)
Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation. (With Stalker Sara)
You dominate my thoughts like radio to Sirius. (With Sirius Black)
You can def be my baby blue. (With Blue Man Group)