Lad

This Groupie Love slander

Oh my god the ROBBERY that Brite Lites, White Mustang and Diet Mountain Dew just suffered there’s shit like American and Lucky Ones that deserved to place lower

I’m sorry but at least Lana has a verse in DCMA. GSOYB deserves last!

 

 

I want to campaign as well even though I got zero chances to win (Idk why I'm even in this category I'm no daddy lmao), but I'll do just for the fun of it.

Thanks to every single user that voted for me, I'm really flattered. I wanted to post some hoe pics but the only things I found were

normal selfies or straight out nudes, so here are two selfies #VoteTheBoss4BeMyDaddyAward2019

 

 

That sounds like an effective campaign. Drop that onlyfans link sis!

 

 

PARADIXO's Official Lipsters Awards 2019 Campaign

First of all, I want to thank you guys for submitting me. If I'm not mistaken, this is the year I got the most nominations.

Self-Loathing Poet: I'm glad and happy you liked my poems, my list of favorite albums of the decade and my blogs about my own musiqué.

My latest poem, "A Day in the Entelechy", is out now.

Regarding the Daddy of the Year Award, it is already a pleasure to be nominated for the second time (considering I've been bullied my whole life for being fat and ugly)... and it would settle the fact that 2020 will be MY year! In 2019, sadly, life hit me specially hard and I had to quit the gym for a few months, but this year I'll work harder than ever and even start CrossFit (this month!) and I'll return to swimming classes, so your favorite guy Aaron will be Daddy for life.

Anyway, these were some of my most-liked, noise-maker photos of the year:

For more information, consult my Instagram account: aaronjokullsson

My very last selfie of 2019

As for the Peace Keeper Award, I'd like to remind everyone that I always try not to warn anyone

And I'm very surprised for the Sluttiest Member nomination. I've only sent nudes to 2 (two) members from this forum!

My music, sadly, never gets recognition on this forum so I'll share one of my latest songs for your 2021 consideration!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYLHRxQKYmc

That's it -- here for a huge 2020!

 

 

Oof let me put my head between those thighs

Here is more information on the Ceremony scheduling. I would also like to thank my amazing and beautiful friend @@honeymouns for always providing the best unseen outtakes ❤️❤️❤️ other fakes wish!!!

 

 

 

 

 

I’m sorry for @@TheBoss (dm me dad) but @@flipside99 got Hottest Member in the bag! Someone tell her other threads besides Pictures of You exists so she sees her nomination!!

 

@@Lad is there any chance rorman and i could be a joint ticket in the artist category? i know that’s like...not how it works but imo it makes no sense for us to be separate nominees when most of what we make is legit 50/50 collabs

 

 

Most people nominated you separately that’s why I did it that way. And it’s more fun that way, one of you will have to beat the other one...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jk

 

 

 

 

I can’t edit it now as the poll is live, but if either of you ends up winning I’ll make sure to award both.

@@SparkleJumpropeNoose and @@RormanNockwell snatching the first three nominations in a row is such a moment

You were really close to get a few nominations. I will soon (in my own meaning of the word) post a list with all the almost nominees!

k formatting was a mess anyway this post is reserved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaaS2nYCFxw

OFFICIAL NOMINEES ANNOUNCEMENT

Greetings from Laurel Canyon! The day has finally come. We are here to unveil the official nominations list for the fifth anual Lipsters Awards. I'm sure at this point you all know what's this about, so I'm gonna be concise. I know this is a long post, but I please ask you to read it all, because there's lots of important information in here! Don't be lazy. With that said I present to you, the nominees:

@Clampigirl

@RormanNockwell

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@RormanNockwell

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@Nobody

@@Terrence Loves Me

@RormanNockwell

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@expandableclitoris

@@Harvie Weinstinez

@Elle

@electra

@Jared

@Clampigirl

@Elle

@@Sugar Venom

@Neptune

@UltraHeroin 

@Valerie

@California

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@Jared

@MXDH

@movebaby

@UltraHeroin

 @@Terrence Loves Me (are we surprised)

@Jared

@baddisease

@@Ivory Cricket

@Barry

@PARADIXO

@daisy fresh dropout

@Clampigirl

@movebaby

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@Neptune

@daisy fresh dropout

@evilentity

@Elle

@trayertrash

@Amadeus

@alejxndro

@LanaFlowers

@bunoner

@CmonDownToFL

@Bekim

@Periwinkle Dreams (Peroxide)

@MoreCruelThanYou

@Valerie

@Masochism

@movebaby

@RormanNockwell

@MXDH

@Valerie

@Foxglove

@Clampigirl

@SlowGinFizzz

@@Terrence Loves Me

@baddisease

@Jared

@Valerie

@bunoner

@daisy fresh dropout

@@Ivory Cricket

@honeymouns (Instagram)

Cassette Girl and her grandparents

@Eclipse

Lana Del Rey

@Elle

@Moy

@Eclipse

@Say Yes to Heaven

@Jared

@annedauphine

@LanaFlowers

@salvatore

@Stargirl

@CmonDownToFL

@nataliakills

@Jared

@MXDH

@Valerie

@RormanNockwell

@movebaby

@ArtDecoDelRey

@SweetHenny

@recklessdaughter

@RormanNockwell

@Elle

@Clampigirl

@PARADIXO

@YUNGATA

@GeminiLanaFan

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@Valerie

@@Ivory Cricket

@Jared

@flipside99

@TheBoss

@PARADIXO

@Elle

@Beautiful People

@Jared

@Valerie

@RormanNockwell

@MXDH

@honeymouns (Honeymoun)

@sayyestoheavens (Say Yes to Heaven)

@cultsingerxo (The Good Life snippet girl)

@xmissdaytona (Elle)

@lanastickfigures (movebaby & RormanNockwell)

@TheBoss

@kallumlavigne

@HoneymoonDaddy

@movebaby

@RormanNockwell

@Jared

@MXDH

@flipside99

@PARADIXO

@daisy fresh dropout

@Bob Renoir de Monet

Lana Del Rey

@SparkleJumpropeNoose

@Valerie

@Jared

@@Ivory Cricket

@SweetHenny

Cherry Blossom

Color Blue (Wild One)

Roll With Me (On The Radio)

Ben

NFR Pre-Release Thread

White Hot Forever Pre-Release Thread

Lana attends Churchome with friends

Lana spotted with new cop boyfriend

NFR Pre-Release Thread

MoreCruelThanYou vs Eclipse / MoreCruelThanYou sends unsolicited nudes / MoreCruelThanYou vs Say Yes to Heaven / just MoreCruelThanYou in general

Lana Del Rey exposed as homophobe, attends gay-hating church for brainwashed celebrities.

Lana Del Rey is "not a liberal", dates republican-leaning reality TV possible racist fame hungry cop.

Vertimus states Lana Del Rey's earlobes are way too low on her face, thus making her ugly as they come.

This will not be an open category. This award and its nominees will be decided and hand-picked by our very exclusive and elite committee. We want to award those members who are known by everyone, who are on everyone's mouth and whose relevancy makes lots jealous. Not to be confused with Lipster of the Year, this award is for all those relevant users whose popularity doesn't mean they ARE the user of the year, but still pretty successful on their own. Committee members have chosen to remain anonymous.

@evilentity

@electra

@annedauphine

@alejxndro

@Say Yes to Heaven

@Elle

@RormanNockwell

@salvatore

@UltraHeroin

@Clampigirl

The Voting stage is starting January 3rd, 2020 and ends January 17th. The Ceremony will be held January 18th 2020 at 2PM EST. More information coming very soon.

Instructions:

1. Please fill in the first answer with your LanaBoards username.

2. It is obligatory to vote in every category. It won't let you finish unless you voted in everything. Don't be lazy!

3. Shortly after you submit your votes through the survey, please, post on here confirming you've voted. This is in case someone tries to pass as you, which we hope won't happen.

4. Everyone can vote, even if you didn't vote at the Preselection stage.

5. If any other help is needed, do not hesitate to contact me.

Survey ends January 17th, 2020 at 11:59PM EST.

Survey Link:

CLICK F*****G HERE TO VOTE.

There's also a cute surprise there provided by @garlandrose_ on Instagram. Check Miranda's Instagram for the full!

they are coming

World War 3 ain’t STOPPING the Lipsters! I am almost done with the nominations... they’re coming tomorrow on page 15 I’m not telling you to post 17 times on this thread but

 

 

 

 

Well it's over! Pre-selection period has officially ended. Please come back on January 3rd, 2020 to meet our official nominees.

 

 

 

To give you a little sneak peek, it seems that someone is coming for that Worst Taste nomination for the countless time in a row!

 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, enjoy this ugly ass photo courtesy of @honeymouns!

 

It’s supposed to be over but I can’t close it until I’m able to log in from my computer, so if anyone still wants to vote it’ll be open for a good 8 hours!

Last day

One day left sisters!

Well it’s over guess this ain’t happening

Wow this flopped harder than Raising Hell

Hello

Are you still salty for losing hybrid fan with 1 vote?

Wait, so my Vanguard award doesn’t count anymore?? Why, because the awards were accidentally called 2019 instead of 2019?

Hehe it’s a joke I just didn’t know about last year’s results cuz I wasn’t able to participate

Lmao, Elle won biggest stan last year

Still, you're probably the most deserving though

Last year don’t count

Honestly I think @@Elle has been robbed of Biggest Stan every single year. It’s time to give it to her

I guess someone is campaigning for Worst Taste