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Y&B slander.  It'd also serve her right to never win an American award, as petty as she's being about it. Don't argue me either. 

You can follow him @NightmareBjo
 
Barrie (Lana's boyfriend) recently got a twitter and it's full of lovely things so I will post a few. He has a soul
 

 
^ What a Lana Del Boyfriend
 

 
^ No farewell to music according to Barrie
 

 

 
^ You know he jacks off to that song when he's alone in merry ol' Scotland
 

 
^ After reading shower comments on lanaboards.com
 
Discuss

shut up and bow down popcalipse is arriving. Can't wait to chew this.
 
 

I AM WILLING TO GIVE HANDJOBS FOR FREE Y'ALL IF WE COULD LEAVE GAGA  AND PERSONAL ATTACKS OUT OF THIS. DEAL?

I am not a fan of Y&B. Lana deserved a couple awards not just for her album, her songs but videos as well and I guess all that was stolen somehow for some unknown reason. At least nominations those bitchs should've have given her. 
 
I don't think Y&B deserves an Oscar for example. IMO is one of Lana's worst songs right beside Body Electric. I also don't think that not having Grammy's makes Lana any less appreciated or successful.
 
When you think about Lana always remember Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't have an Oscar. Plus all those awards are in its large majoriity, industry deals. Lily expressed my thoughts on awards quite well:
 
I got a BRIT Award recently. And that was something four years ago that I would have died for. But when I finally got that award it meant absolutely nothing to me. Because I now know that The BRIT Awards is a TV show. Record company executives make deals with a TV channel and the producers about who wins what award in exchange for performance time. So its just become a non-award, like thank you for this.
 
Lilly Allen

"but kim loves you" Lana:     

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I CAN BARELY HOLD MY EXCITEMENT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IM AT WORK AND HAD TO HOLD IN MY SCREAMS THIS SHIT LOOKS SO GOOD SHE BETTER WIN WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE HAS TO WIN IDK AN OSCAR OR A FUCKING TONY IDC I ALREADY KNOW THIS WILL BE AMAZING EVERYTHING LOOKS PERFECT AND THE STRIPPING SCENES ARE TURNING ME LESBIAN I AM READY TO TURN FOR LANA OH AN MORE EMOTICONS YASS

I don't know, it didn't seem so cringe-worthy to me.
 
Lana's obviously moving into a more mature and thought-out place, if that makes sense. It all looks so intense in the sense that I almost can't imagine her music put to the film If this film is as good as the trailer, I can only wait to see how ridiculously amazing her future material will be   and my god she's so sexxayy

YES! It's actually looks so good omfg

UPDATE: SECOND TRAILER

 

SO MUCH IS GOING ON LIKE I WANT ZOE & KYLE MADISON GOTTA SEND HER THIRSTY ASS BACK AND THAT FUCKING HUSBAND BITCH THAT IS A WITCH HUNTER LIKE SINCE WHEN IS THIS SUPERNATURAL BC SOMEONE INVITE DESTIEL OVER TYVM THEN WE HAVE QUEENIE I LIKE HER BUT THAT WAS MESSED UP NO IT WASNT THAT OLD ASS SKANK USED TO TORTURE PEOPLE IDGAF SHE DESERVES IT AND ANGELA BASSET I CALL HER ANGELA BASSET BC SHE IS ANGELA BASSET THE QUEEN BITCH AND I JUST WANT HER TO JOIN FORCES WITH THE WITCHES AND QUIT THIS CRAP PUT YOUR TAMPON BACK IN I LIKE CORDELIA I LIKE FIONA AKA JESSICA LANGE NO ONE CANE TOUCH THE SUPREME IDC IF SHE KILLED 10 MIGHT BE SUPREMES ID STILL LIKE HER BC SHE IS JESSICA LANGE SHE IS A SUPREME IN HER ACTUAL LIFE 

SO MUCH IS GOING ON LIKE I WANT ZOE & KYLE MADISON GOTTA SEND HER THIRSTY ASS BACK AND THAT FUCKING HUSBAND BITCH THAT IS A WITCH HUNTER LIKE SINCE WHEN IS THIS SUPERNATURAL BC SOMEONE INVITE DESTIEL OVER TYVM THEN WE HAVE QUEENIE I LIKE HER BUT THAT WAS MESSED UP NO IT WASNT THAT OLD ASS SKANK USED TO TORTURE PEOPLE IDGAF SHE DESERVES IT AND ANGELA BASSET I CALL HER ANGELA BASSET BC SHE IS ANGELA BASSET THE QUEEN BITCH AND I JUST WANT HER TO JOIN FORCES WITH THE WITCHES AND QUIT THIS CRAP PUT YOUR TAMPON BACK IN I LIKE CORDELIA I LIKE FIONA AKA JESSICA LANGE NO ONE CANE TOUCH THE SUPREME IDC IF SHE KILLED 10 MIGHT BE SUPREMES ID STILL LIKE HER BC SHE IS JESSICA LANGE SHE IS A SUPREME IN HER ACTUAL LIFE 

Not sure if this should be in entertainment or conversation, but I wanted to make a thread so we all can share music that is sentimental to us, whether you just want to express your love for the melody or the lyrics or if the song has a personal meaning to you. It can be a song from your childhood or a song that you associate with an event or anything like that. I just really enjoy reading about people's psychological and personal association with music. *Prays that no one made this thread already*I 
 
I think one day, maybe thirty or forty years from now, we'll be singing Lana songs to our kids. *Hums Ride as I cry myself to sleep*
 
I'll start.
 
500 Miles 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwB2A9HHaCU
 
Donna Donna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYnKll5PD3A
 
When I was really young my mom would sing both of these songs to me when I couldn't sleep and it's just one of the most beautiful yet haunting songs I've ever heard, and I really really love it. I listen to "500 Miles" once in a while when I miss my family because I'm like 8000 miles away from home. I don't really get homesick, but this song just puts me into a sleepy and sentimental mood. Donna Donna is some sort of Jewish theatre song apparently, and my mom would get the lyrics wrong because she learned it when she was young and sort of just hummed through it and everything. So yeah, these are my two sentimental songs from my childhood. I've got a few more but I don't want to write about all of them in one post.

Why do I have a feeling there's never gonna be a truly released time and place, and whoever just stumbles upon the premiere is a lucky fucky ducky?

I AM LITERALLY SKIPPING AN INTERNSHIP TO GO I CAN TAKE OFF ANYWAYS WHOEVER IS GOING TO THE NY ONE LET'S MEET UP IF ANYONE WANTS TO

Thank you! I was afraid my theories would be torn to shreds, lol.
 
I've also been thinking after I posted (yes, I think about this a lot), and I believe
National Anthem may be about Mr. Campbell as well. Aside from the title directly relating to Oh Say Can You See, the chorus indicates that it's set during the summer, specifically July, considering "Red, white, blue is in the sky" could mean fireworks, also tying it to On Our Way and Damn You. Furthermore, "Dark and lonely, I need somebody to hold me" could be about how she felt when she was first sent to the boarding school. But the most prominent clue:
 
According to this interview: http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2011-09/19/gq-music-lana-del-rey-video-games-interview/page/2 (I didn't know how to link it, sorry!), she didn't know what was cool until Mr. Campbell played Biggie Smalls for her. This could potentially explain "He says to 'be cool', but I don't know how yet". And we know from Boarding School, Dynamite, Heartshaped Chevrolet, On Our Way, and Without You (if they are all in fact Mr. Campbell songs) that she thought he was pretty awesome.
 
Now the ending monologue:
 
And I remember when I met him.
It was so clear that he was the only one for me.
We both knew right away.
 
Lucky Ones, On Our Way, and Damn You all mention how they thought they were meant to be together.
 
And as the years went on things got more difficult.
We were faced with more challenges.
I begged him to stay.
Tried to remember what we had in the beginning.
 
So we know it was someone who left her. Heartshaped Chevrolet tells us that she really didn't want him to leave her, but he eventually ended up doing so by the time of Damn You. Maybe some of these challenges were a wife? Or perhaps all the business that comes with a student dating a teacher?
 
He was charismatic, magnetic, electric, and everybody knew him.
 
Everyone from town said that he was so cool. 
 
When he walked in every woman's head turned.
Everyone stood up to talk to him.
 
He's a looker. Lucky Ones, On Our Way, and National Anthem itself all confirm this.
 
I always got the sense that he became torn between being a good person and missing out on all of the opportunities that life could offer a man as magnificent as him.
 
Possibly, he was torn between staying with his wife and living an otherwise normal life, and leaving town and running away with Lana?
 
And I loved him, I loved him, I loved him, I loved him.
And I still love him, I love him.
 
The only other past boyfriend who we know Lana clearly still loves is K, but he didn't leave her. We know she could have left Jimmy (or they never had a serious relationship at all), and she definitely left Mike and it wasn't amicable, so the only logical choice is Mr. Campbell. If Damn You is really about him, then he left her to be with another woman.
 
Also, Puppy Love mentions both Jackie O. and Marilyn Monroe, and Lana ends up playing both of them in the music video. That may not be as prominent as the other clues, but I just felt like saying it. 
 
This also extends to JFK. In Puppy Love, she likens him to JFK by referring to him as the president without his Jackie O, not to mention the entire music video for National Anthem. "He was the king of the town with a crown that would never fall" could refer to how everyone thought he was cool from Boarding School. Summer nights in July are directly mentioned in the bridge, which from Damn You, On Our Way, and National Anthem, we can infer that they spent at least the fourth of July together. The rest of the bridge also tells us that she still loves this person and wants them to return to her, which as I mentioned before, Mr. Campbell is the only one who could fit the bill, considering Without You.
 
Starry Eyed also goes quite well with JFK and National Anthem. "Heaven in your eyes" from National Anthem makes another appearance, and "Well, once you and I, we were the king and queen of this town" refers back to JFK how Mr. Campbell was the king of the town, only this time, Lana is the queen. "The sun's settin' on our love, bye baby" makes it clear that the song is set after their relationship was over, or at least close to ending. "It doesn't matter what they say" connects to Prom Song (Gone Wrong) and Driving In Cars With Boys, the others didn't approve of their relationship. "Life doesn't always work out like you planned it" could refer to how they planned to run away and spend the rest of their lives together, but it ended up not lasting. And again, "'Cause you and I have an undying kind of love" indicates that she's still very much in love.
 
Well, that's it I guess. I didn't mean for this post to be this long, I promise. 

I'm def. skipping classes if it interferes with Tropico!