Beautiful Loser

Woohoohoo, I was not expecting that part!

I’ll give you a like for the good joke because I highly doubt that you’re serious lol

This whole thread will be my promo for the awards lmao ... What am I doing with my life...?

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Lmao I got so excited to see someone else write in this thread except for me, my heartbeat quickened so fast! x)

I’ve never understood poetry but I’d probably buy it too just because I like her lyrics lol

Well then I think she’s making a big mistake with teasing all these songs if she’s already decided to not put out the album before the poetry book.

Nu-uh, I don’t wanna wait for another “silent treatment”, I’m getting real impatient here. The album is done she said?? I don’t understand what more is stopping them except for a picture for her managers to approve.

I just wish that Ben or Ed could tell us something if Lana isn’t going to. Like, when is this album coming??

Lana sounds so vulnerable in Hope.

How can you say that when “stranger than a stranger” exists?!

6 of 10. If I'd hear it on the radio I think I'd it would sound pretty sweet but then I'd never hear it again I think. It's not bad but it's just... not especially good to me either.

Before you say anything, yes, I know that I have no life so don't judge me for translating this whole shit, I don't even know why I wanted to do it. Hi! I wished in May that the Swedish radio channel P3 would make a music documentary on Lana Del Rey and it seems like they published one earlier this week! I accidentally heard their documentaries on Taylor Swift and Kanye West last spring/early summer and they present the story and background fairly interestingly so I kept listening even though I don't care about them. Anyway. This is an audio documentary where they tell the story of Lana, who she was and who she is today, and who her fans are. It's in Swedish. They have interviewed fans who know her story very well and... it's just a great summary of her. There's nothing new that we (hardcore) fans don't already know of, but in case you wanna have a listen too, I translated everything for you. I warn you, it's quite a long text. I just thought that it's pretty good summary of her career in case anyone wanna go back to check something, or I dunno. You can listen and download the audio here. Just click on "Ladda ner (66 min, MP3)". https://sverigesradio.se/avsnitt/1216359 If any fellow Swedes read this, I think they'll air the documentary again on Saturday, January 12th, at 17:00 / 5 PM. It aired last Tuesday morning, but that day has already passed so... I personally thought it was really cool to know the video clips they mentioned in the documentary even before they played the audio and, since I wasn't a fan until like 2013, I kinda missed all the shitstorm of hate that Lana went through and how bad it was. They told all of that fairly well I think. Ok. Here's the translation of everything in case you wanna listen to the documentary and read along. Apologies in advance if anything is wrong, like if it should be 20th century instead of 1900 and any mispelled names.

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Aren’t those pansies?

I’ve spent this morning blasting HBTB and VB, and I got a bit upset when I read about that mid-2019 stuff but then the calm guitar part in VB kicked in and soothed me.

Oh btw, he uploaded a cover of Destiny’s Child’s Say my name on Spotify. It was great hearing it live, I’ll check out this newly recorded cover tomorrow or as soon as I can.

I had a feeling that the BBC thing wouldn't happen so I'm not disappointed.

crap, some of the text disappeared, gimme a minute ( ; - ; ) Salv, I've failed you :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: Edit: I think I fixed it ( ; - ; )

Hello. I have a message from my dear cult leader @salvatore. ♥ IX De Ianuarii MMXIX mundum beati esse feminam voce caelesti ex plutibus simul Ora pro annuantiantis bonum enim tracklist album notitia et discrimine gesta et vociferantur Spes es periculoa est mulieris, sicut me habere -, sed ego eam Hoc rituale adplicet Ḩ̴̢̡̨̧̡̨̧̛͚͔͉̲̮͎̞̲̟̦̙̟͕̱̘͍̺̖̖͙̥͉͓̠͉͇̜̗͇̳͖̦̜͉̘̤̹̳̭̺̠͉͙̻͙̱̩̠̮͔̖̺͙̩̯̺̘͖̭̥͙̜̬̣͎͌̐̈̽̐̓̋͜͜͝͝ͅĄ̶̡̧̢̛̛̛̛̲̝̙̜̯̯̰̝̲̼̳͚̯̜̰͖̼̤͇͎̯̭̩͚̘̬̭̰̻͚͈̫̻͔̣̹̮̠̮̻͇̬̱̦͚̖̝̼͇̮̬̘̰͉̘̭̭̗̭̣̫̯͙̝̥̖̭̳̲͉̻̲̘̪͕̣̺̞̊̇́̆͆̒̔̋̉͌͌̈̉̋́́͂̃̄̈̍̌͊̅͂͒̀̈́̉̐̈́̃͐͑̍̓͗̇̀̏̔̅̅̏̈͒̆̋̓̓̄̉̅͆̉̾̓̆̀́̀̓͋̿̋̾̌̈́͊̎̎̅̂͗̊͗̈̍͌́̽̇̏̕͘̚̕͘̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅI̵̧̨̡̡̛͎͙̯̺̩̥͙̯̫̦͉͈͎̝̝͔̮̦̠̩͇̥̹͖̟͈͉̹̹͎̠͇͕͕͚̮̱̞̔̆͑̀͗̈̆̆̏͌̐̿̅̅̎͗̽͌̊͒̈́̊̈́̄̿̋̅̐͛̐̔̇̈́̎͆̅̂̋̍̎̊̈̋̐̽̾̓̾̇̇̀͑̊̽͆̈́̌͌̇̆͑̈́̋͐͑̈́̆̓̈̋͋͛̍͊̾̊̚̕̕̕͝͝͝͝ͅL̸̢̧̢̢̨̢̡̨̡̧̨̛̛̛͔̞͓͔͙̟̫͖̯̭̫̮̦̦͉͔͓͈̯̮̪̙̙͚̜̝͙̩͈̱͇̙̭̥̻͕̻̯͔̪͓̘̠̦̝̙͍̻͍̺͔̣̭͚̪̦̣̯̮͈̰̪͔͔̻̲̳͈͇̩̤͍̜̲̙̪̰̠̥͕͛͋̆͋̒̌̍͗̂̽̊͐̌̿̃̍̑͋̔̃͌̌̈́̈́̑͋͋̃̓̿̎͊͐̌̓̿̌̏̏̇̀̒͋̒͋͂͗͑͒̏̋̓̈̋͑̌̓̆̈̑͐̇͑̽̍̄̓̅́̎̒͊̓̎͛̕̚͘̚̚̕͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅ ̷̢̢̡̢̧̛̛͚̬͍͉͔̻̱͔̼̩̜̖̙̝̤̮̫̬͙͕̗̣̮̙̺̮̪͓̼͖̥̯̲̰̤̠̣̟̣͉̙̤̲͙̬̤͈̥̭̯̹̥̈͋̑̀̿̏̀̾͒͂̔̓͆̌̌̆͐͆̃̀͗̈́̆͗̇̀̈́͌̇̀̋̎̕̚͜͜͝͠ͅͅỲ̷̡̢̨̡̨̧̢̧̢̛̳̘̤̭͙͍̣͕͕̳̙̟͓͈̟̺̙͕̥̙̬̖̦͔̜͈̭̤͖̟̦̟̥̗͕͉̰̹̮͚̜͙͚͕̮̦͔̯͉̪̦̗̩̫͈͍̝̬̪̮̼͕͓̼͉̟̹͖͇̰̫͇͈̠̱̗͍̌͋̋͊̌̿̑͂̑̃̕͜͜͜͜͠ͅͅͅͅͅO̸̢͇̲̣͕̫̱͔̝̼͉̭̤̱̘͔̻͙͕͇̯̜̅͌̈́̋̍͂̏̊́͆͑͂̆̅̈́́̋̊̄̍̒̒̚͘͜͝S̸̡̡̨̢̨̨̧̨̛̯̭̫̘͉̥͉̥̼͙̥͇̟̯͕̘̱̖̥̦̝̩̲̪̫̜̦̥͙̖̲̖̪̠̯̭̘̹̦̝̱͖̮̰̳̱̫̯͉͍͚̥̰̼̳̮̬͚͎̺̭̻̩̩͎̖̝̯̲̻͈̪̩̮̻̹̜̩͓̩̙̗̳̟͉̻̦̰̩̝̔̀̍̒͆̎̆̋̈́͊͗̇͌̉̽̀͛̐͑̂͌́̈̓̀̚̕̕͘̕͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͠ͅͅĘ̶̢̨̧͙̘͇̪͍͍̭͚͕̝̝̤̱̮̟̣͇͕̣̭̲̝͍͍̱͚͉̙̖͚̯̘͙̦͙̹̬̼̳͚̗̩̟͇̗̻͙͙̃͗͑͑͆̎̏̋̉̀̇̀̊̉̌̉̉̄͋͆̂̉̊̅̽̒̿̊́̇̉́͊̃̈́̀͗̔̆͗̿̌͋̓͌̆͐̾̀̚̕̚̕̚̕͠͝͝͝͝ͅṂ̶̨̡̢̧̧̧̧̧̡̯͔͙̳̮̝̹̮̩̪̪̱͕̘̟̘̜̬̰̣̹̖̗̖̩̱̤̯͕̬̘̞͎̪̝̮̰̤̠̲̜͍̰̹̙͍͍͇̺̝͕̙͔̲͈̭̜̠͕̻̣͈͇̺͇̘͇̟͈̖͇͉̝͙̗̭̜̫̦͔̱̯̣̳̘̘͈̈͛̓̍̈́͛̄͗̅́͗̍́͛̊͘̕͝ͅͅͅI̶̧̢̡̨̢̢̨̧̧̢̨̛̛̛̲͉̮͈̞͕̤̦̺̙͈̥̥̞̱̮͈̤̭̹͖̳̘̲͖͚̥̞̼̰̰̠̹̼̩͓̗͙̮̝̖̼̠̬̠͎̝̟̙͓͈̞̯̞̲̜͔͚̪̝̗͔̩̱̰̣̞̎̅̅̈͗͆́̐͑̉̈́̿̋̀̈́͛͗͐͋̈̑̈́͗̀̆̀̔̉̇̈̀̂͌̉̑́͐̿̂́͂̀͋̇̏̈̿̍̊́̑͘̚͜͠͠ͅͅT̸̢͉̪̭̗̠͔̺͇̙̮̙̻̳̫͈̲̘̍͗̏̋̋͊͒̍̌̐͛́͗̌̾͊͛͋͒͑͗͂̚͜͝ͅͅͅĘ̵̡̢̢̛̙̬͍͓̝̼̲͖̘̥͓̟̫̟̝̗̻͔̺͚̯̘̩̫͇̙̺͎̖̟͉̪̞̞̩͕̤̬͈̞̝̠͍̗̘͈͓̯̐͒̈́͒̆̎͐̓̽̀̊͑̀̍͗̌̽̿͆̆̃̿̏̏̓̒͑͆̂̈́̍̿̃̌͂̓́̒̌͑̈́͌͋͌̇̚̚͘͜͜͝͝ͅ i love u - sal

Couldn't agree more:

Oh, just saw this. Venice Bitch is on #20 of the 100 best songs from 2018 if this Swedish newspaper gets to decide. And Lana's feature with Cat Power is on #69. https://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/musik/a/zLBXw1/arets-99-basta-latar About VB:

Oh, I meant more like she might not have to announce it. But yeah, I think we all (hardcore) fans want to hear her talk about her music and come up with visuals. If the point of the Hope cover was for her to smile, then maybe she could've picked another picture where she smiles and not that selfie...

Let's just assume that she's confident enough in her fanbase to find out that she has a new song out by themselves? Maybe she doesn't need to promote it, we all will find it anyway and we know that she's coming with an album soon.