Ben Mawson

I won't slow. No, no. Guess what? Hella, hella, it's my artist. Right! I go in light. Hella, hella, it's my artist. I'll redact if I want to. Well, obviously I have...

Buy "New Love" and "Be the One" on iTunes and make me lots of money

The feeling's mutual buddy.

Nah, this is my baby mama:

It's true. I confess. I've been the one posting scat gifs as part of my diabolical plan to destroy LanaBoards. Just kidding... Or am I?

#GangstaBoy

What do you mean "used to" drink 12 beers a day?

*Benny Mawson

Baby, I'm the real thing Check, 1, 2 Blurrin' the lines between real and the fake ‘Cause I’m so close to the real thing Yeah, I’m so close to the real thing I’m so close to the real thing I could almost die... wait no, The Guardian will turn that into a headline like "Lana Del Rey's manager: 'I could... die'"

I delete tweets like I delete tumblrs. And why do you think I interrupt interviews multiple times to try to end them?

Guys, it's just lip liner and cayenne pepper. And she really is only 27... or is it 26? Anyway, even though Lana has no money she'd still like to offer you all a drink on the house.

Why are you so unnerved that you feel the need to run away from me? Is there something you'd like to tell me?

Don't forget who was the original disembodied head emote. #OG :benmawson: :benmawson:

Do you need representation?

Oh, not what I thought this thread was about...

Am I vilified that much? I get the impression at least half of this forum wants to fuck me. You're just worried I'm going to shut this motherfucker down, aren't you?

A gentleman never tells and I'm not very professional so... Let's just say I contain Lana's leaks and she contains mine. I'm from the UK, but I'm half-Iranian. So I'm the natural byproduct of a surveillance state and a state that suppresses free speech. You know, the best of both worlds. Eh, it beats repping David Hasselhoff.

Just her manager? I'm also her lawyer. However, Universal Music Group also has a leaks team. ...perhaps because I have a nefarious plan to screw people in an extremely uncomfortable place?