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    Dua Lipa

    Ben Mawson replied to Trash Magic's topic in Music

    I won't slow. No, no. Guess what? Hella, hella, it's my artist. Right! I go in light. Hella, hella, it's my artist. I'll redact if I want to. Well, obviously I have...
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    Dua Lipa

    Ben Mawson replied to Trash Magic's topic in Music

    Buy "New Love" and "Be the One" on iTunes and make me lots of money
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    The feeling's mutual buddy.
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    Nah, this is my baby mama:
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    It's true. I confess. I've been the one posting scat gifs as part of my diabolical plan to destroy LanaBoards. Just kidding... Or am I?
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    #GangstaBoy
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    What do you mean "used to" drink 12 beers a day?
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    *Benny Mawson
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    Baby, I'm the real thing Check, 1, 2 Blurrin' the lines between real and the fake ‘Cause I’m so close to the real thing Yeah, I’m so close to the real thing I’m so close to the real thing I could almost die... wait no, The Guardian will turn that into a headline like "Lana Del Rey's manager: 'I could... die'"
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    I delete tweets like I delete tumblrs. And why do you think I interrupt interviews multiple times to try to end them?
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    Guys, it's just lip liner and cayenne pepper. And she really is only 27... or is it 26? Anyway, even though Lana has no money she'd still like to offer you all a drink on the house.
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    Why are you so unnerved that you feel the need to run away from me? Is there something you'd like to tell me?
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    Don't forget who was the original disembodied head emote. #OG :benmawson: :benmawson:
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    Do you need representation?
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    Pity Sex

    Ben Mawson replied to YUNGATA's topic in Music

    Oh, not what I thought this thread was about...
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    Am I vilified that much? I get the impression at least half of this forum wants to fuck me. You're just worried I'm going to shut this motherfucker down, aren't you?
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    A gentleman never tells and I'm not very professional so... Let's just say I contain Lana's leaks and she contains mine. I'm from the UK, but I'm half-Iranian. So I'm the natural byproduct of a surveillance state and a state that suppresses free speech. You know, the best of both worlds. Eh, it beats repping David Hasselhoff.
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    Just her manager? I'm also her lawyer. However, Universal Music Group also has a leaks team. ...perhaps because I have a nefarious plan to screw people in an extremely uncomfortable place?
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