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like why am i mentally tuning in i like ha..

when you know you know

wait actually this is more ocean blvd than lana is gonna give us i’m taking it

WHY ARE WE DOING ANOTHER ONE HELLO???

saHdNyeeS

i’m actually laughing what is going awnnnn get this fahg off the tv i’m not watching THAT!

@NikoGo @fishtails @That Venice Bitch lets lock the thread it’s over

yeah lets pack it up...

the mic is NOT on

the dark liner... the side bang... the chanel... she mustve had a stern word with her stylist and makeup artist recently because she has been serving each and every fucking time

isnt she an heiress to an oil tycoon or sum

why on EARTH would you use the word yes my heart jumped a little

literally shaking about this idk how to celebrate

OH GAGGGGGGG

the bottle is so ugly i just had to buy it. atleast i wont lose it because it’s damn near flouresent

got my finger on the detonator crazy girl shit, gonna go Spring Breakers

still not over guess... try it, bite it, lick it, spit it pull it to the side and get all up in it wear 'em, post 'em might remix it send them to the dare, yeah, i think he's with it GUESS...

spent £35 on that club classics water bottle... 365365365365365...

conversation topics 🎀🥰✨ - lasso release date - valley of the dolls release when - where is roses bloom for you - blink twice if taylor swift is holding you hostage congratulations though! that is incredible!

why would this be thee most gag worthy cover wait.. welcome back fiona apple

yaaas so anniversary release on the 13th instead

i don’t think anyone expects her to do anything for it (especially after not doing anything for btd) but it’s fun to speculate what she could do if she could be bothered

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HELLO GOODBYE???? a hit!

again i truly see the vision with the name and the cover. genius. no notes only gripe is that green is iconic now and it is a bit of a shame to have that as the new main cover people will be streaming from