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Seriously? I checked one of his music videos before the gig and it seemed okay, but every single song he performed sounded like the previous one and first he didn't talk very clear, we were in the 5th or 6th row and my friend actually asked me if he was singing in English or Finnish. Thank god he eventually left the stage, I mean he was okay but... 
 
And yeah, Finnish press actually started to claim that the audience reactions were all pre-recorded after this one asshole said so in his review and everyone believed him. Like what the fuck, seriously. Makes me want to punch all those sorry ass journalists in their faces. Every single person around me (and me of course) sang along the songs and actually I was surprised how well everyone knew the lyrics, but I still don't believe that every audience reaction was pre-recorded. 
 
Overall the reviews seem to be pretty bad, as if no one was satisfied. Lots of people seem to be criticizing Lana for paying attention to the first rows only which is true, and imo it's understandable since she's performed and still might be more used to performing for smaller audiences. She doesn't have to put on an extremely high-budget show to entertain her fans and to prove her love for her fans that way. But then again it's the press, lots of so called "journalists" with their dicks on their forehead, so them not saying anything positive about the concert isn't really that surprising. 

Okay, I think I can finally write a bit about my experience here!
 
I got there at 10AM with my friends and all the waiting felt like hell in the afternoon when that stupid rain started. There were 6 of us under one leaking umbrella for hours and honestly, it was all just so annoying especially with the vigilantes (or whatever they're called) watching and laughing at us inside the building.
I went to buy my merchandise when the doors opened yet got really close to the stage, like 4-5 meters far from it. Lana was so sweet and gorgeous, a lot more prettier than in pictures and it was all just so perfect. Yep, until I got dehydration at the end of Video Games and spent the most of National Anthem on ground with my eyes closed, holding from my friend's shirt because I just couldn't stand straight without everything getting blurry. I had my own private sing along -party down there just because I didn't drink my whole water bottle before throwing it away earlier because taking bottles inside the venue wasn't allowed.
Overall though it was the best night of my life - minus the dehydration of course -, I'm really happy I got to experience it all from such a short distance and that I actually saw Lana so close. She looked like an angel, really.
One of my friends got into first row and Lana signed his ticket while I bought a signed Paradise box set at the merch stand. I'm so happy for him 
 
Here's a pic of my merch:
 
 

This is pretty much what happens when I'm bored.
 
 

...huh?

Cholana Del Rey - Porn To Die for

Coincidence?
 
Simba Lombardi
 
 
 
 
Josh Rachlin
 
 
K? Jesus? My fanwank-radar is pinging.

catch bitches

Idk but the people working for Disney are geniuses

what if Tropico is a song she didn't talk us about and this is the music video for it but we won't know anything untill we get to watch the final clip?

Why do you think ?  Isnt Cola about seducing daddy despite him having a wife ? I think Cola should get "American beauty" treatment more than some chola theme.

This. BTD is perfect. paradise too.

no way, i still think btd is better than the majority of her unreleased songs. i listen to 'paradise' every single day too. 

Yes! BTD is an iconic album, the songs blend in perfectly and the production is fantastic. But I also hardly listen to it now, only really in the car or when family friends come over (for some reason my mum always wants people to know about my music taste which is embarrassing).
I actually think the album's underrated by her biggest stans because her unreleased songs seem to be so much easier to listen to because you don't need to listen to it as a whole album plus there's always an unreleased song to fit your mood.

I hope they remastered body electric for the video bc paradise version is just no... but live is the most epic shit ever so I'm looking forward to get something like that! 

I was just thinking that what if they just won't really show the Elvis, Marilyn and Jesus impersonators that well (like, close-up stuff) but take advantage of their silhouettes/profiles with limited lightning or something? I don't know but I kinda hope so because after all it would be a shame if this video turned out to be something like a parody, making it somewhat cheap-looking (at least for me) when it could be really artistic and really beautiful. idk if this makes any sense but yeah   
And the strippers... I don't really mind the video having them since you just turn the whole stripper context into something melancholically beautiful if you know how (again, I don't know if this makes sense to you guys )

So here's mine:
 
 
 

CAUGHT

I can imagine her voice suiting it beautifully, but I can't imagine her as a person saying, "Yeah, let's do Celine Dion."

So here's mine:
 
 
 

Prediction:
 
- Dope monologue about being in the land of gods and monsters, stripping and stuff.
- First song is G&M in the strip club. Hopefully some tits, if not hers, make a premiere. Really trying to imagine her meeting this albino guy in the strip club, but...
- Undetermined for Body Electric. Monologues galore, for sure. A dark part of the relationship, I suppose, if G&M is about current love and Bel Air is about a reunion. Must be some kind of break.
- But he picks her up in the Bel Air car as the piano begins and they ride off to the ethereal meadow of loveliness (Heaven?), where they fucking float around and stuff.

"I'm mortified to have to pay 50%! [While] I use the NHS, I can't use public transport any more. Trains are always late, most state schools are shit, and I've gotta give you, like, four million quid – are you having a laugh? When I got my tax bill in from [the album] 19, I was ready to go and buy a gun and randomly open fire."
 
Adele

writes somebody with the freakin Adele in the avi!