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I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I am pretty sure your concept of huge hips is different than mine. I think your body probably is very beautiful and you are seeing things. When I said huge hips I was literal. Not medium or large but huge. And is true usually womens with big hips have to watch their weight. I wasnt trying to make a critic to women I am sorry if sound it like that.
 
Of course guys have problems too. I am 1,93 m and I used to be skinny as a stick. I played football for a long time so I had to eat a lot to gain weight and workout a lot too. My father had back problems also my grandfather so I am probably going to have so I do special extremely boring exercicses called RPG so I can minimize my risks.
 
What I am trying to say is that knowing this things is a good thing. If I was a girl I would want to know if something would affect my weight when i got older so I could prevent that with exercises. Like me with my probability of having hernia on my back. People say it hurts so i wake up half an hour early every day to do a bunch of very boring exercises and I also do yoga a couple times, does wonders to your body, but is also very boring. I dont drink too much beer because I dont want to end up with a fat belly. Men have that tendency so I drink more whisky or vodka. Everyone has some things they want to change and things we can prevent. Why not do it to feel better with ourselves?
Usually girls see so many little defects on their face and body and is funny because most times the way we guy's see them is just as beautiful pretty girls.
 
You're a very pretty girl and you're not going to end up a fat old women. I am sorry if what I said sounded like a critic. Hope you dont hate me

Excuse you! Let me just start off by saying: i dont give a damn if you used the word usually. That doesn't make what you said any better. So trying to calm me down or irritate me further by saying "Oh i didnt mean all of them. I said usually." will not work. I still take great offence to that.
You have just pissed me off. Well done.
My hips are large in comparison to the rest of me. Does that mean im going to end up becoming a huge fat woman?
No it fucking doesnt.
and I DO NOT CARE if you said usually.
Jesus. I thought you were nice.

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

This is Lady Gaga in 20 years

1. Velvet Crowbar - it's an amazingly raw, emotional look at two different kinds of addiction: chemicals and relationships. I feel like it leaked and people forgot about it, but it really speaks to me personally. Her vocals on the last chorus are gritty, animalistic perfection and the instrumentation is classic and bluesy. It really just displays a stunning maturity and a wealth of experiences that people tend to overlook whilst mocking some of her more mundane, pop-tailored work.
 
2. Playing Dangerous - can't defend this one lyrically (or the wretched Last Tango in Paris jazz sample), but somehow her vocals on the "I'm in love again" part are irresistible.
 
3. Last Girl on Earth - Cleopatra, Caesar, cherry cola and cigarettes. What more could you ask for?
 
4. The demo of "For K Part 2," also called "Rehab" - the strings in the beginning give me shivers, and the repetition of "c'mon" is so moving. Finally, "you won't hear no" is one of her most brilliantly understated lyrics. Just think about it.
 
5. YOU AND ME - it's the sonic equivalent of looking at hazy Polaroids whilst shooting up. PERFECTION.

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

I thought I was going to find some awesome pictures of Lana walking by your neighborhood. Well no pics...

Amanda Bynes is looking like a mix of all characters from Girl Interrupted. Quite sad.
 
Justin is another thing. He is a spoild little bitch but I don't think he is mean. I guess the level of fame he has is too much even for extremely famous people. From US to Turkey Bieber can not even go to a movie or a mall. I think the level of fame he has a very few people had. MJ and Madonna maybe. It's insane even between famous people like Brad Pitt. The guy doesn't have a life literally. He has to shut down stores and with good reason since those 12 year old go insane. Did anyone saw the video of his concert in Norway? Was on the news he literaly shut down the city he couldn't get out of the hotel. And is like this pretty much every where he goes. I think after a certain point drives you crazy. Like really crazy and somewhat angry. I think he handles really well even if he is a little bitch he is not as half as bad as he could be. I actually think his life is pretty sad. You can say "he has all the money and fame" but after a while after having all the perks and toys money can buy what's left? He has a ferrari but to drive the car he needs security. He has all the clothes but can't even wear them on the street because he can't walk on the streets. The guy can't even go to a beach.
 
About the drugs they said was a small amount of weed. I mean let's be real....who cares about a small amount of weed in a tour bus?? The media makes it sound like he was dealing cocaine or something.

Because shitty people do exist and it was an offensive statement separated from the speaker or not
 
LOL silly me doe!

whatever. he just cost himself a lot of money
a & f isn't even in my country tho

I thought it would be cool for people to share a few of their favourite albums that were released in the 00s. 
 
I have 1 nomination right now 
 
Whoa, Nelly! - 2000

 
http://vimeo.com/25014275
 
 

Welcome to LANALYSIS, where we get real unhealthy in our obsessions and absolutely revel in it.

This is a project I've been maintaining for a while now--Lana + Analysis...get it? The basic purpose is to relate every one of her songs (that's right, every last one of them) to her known and assumed relationships. Not a stone is left unturned. Privacy is violated. The fans rejoice. Mind you, it’s all pure speculation, but ~this is what makes us stans~

It’s pretty long but an interesting read, if I do say so myself. I hope you enjoy it in all it’s updated glory, and I will continue to update as new information is revealed and new songs come out. I will also be adding pictures, sources, etc. Stay tuned!

Let’s get started!



EARLY RELATIONSHIPS (1985 - ~2005)



LOCAL ROCKSTARS (~2005 - 2009)



YOU MADE ME NICE FOR A WHILE (2009 - 2011)



POST-BREAKTHROUGH (2011+)



IN THE LAND OF DISCREPANCIES



ADVANCED LANALYSIS



IN SUMMARY..

Lingering questions…
- Who the fuck is K?
- Who the fuck is Ray?
- Who the fuck is Bill? Is Bill really K? Does Bill matter at all?
- What significance do cars play? She mentions eight in total (white Corvette, white Pontiac, blue Chevy Nova/Chevrolet, Cadillac convertible, Mercedes, pickup truck, Lamborghini, Bugatti Veyron)
- When was she/who was she with in New York City and New Jersey? Ditto LA? Most mysterious and pressing, her time in the South?
- Did she have a fling with Bradley Soileau?
- Did Chris C. matter enough to her for her to write songs about him?

Assumptions Made:
- Lana was a gogo dancer.
- K is a drug dealer/murderer, dead or on death row.
- Jimmy is her ex-fiancé, addicted to cocaine despite a Wikipedia page stressing how healthy he is, associated with Chevrolets.
- Much of Sirens is about completely different relationships.
- She fucked Bradley.
- Mike controlled her career but their relationship wasn’t associated with anything fucked up like drugs or stripping.


Thanks for reading! I crave both your feedback and theories! This remains a forum collaboration and I don't claim to have the final say on Lanalytical manners.

For the sake of believability, I'm always hunting receipts, and currently:
- The interview where she refers to "Yayo" as the prequel to "Video Games"
- The interview where she describes "Video Games" as dealing with mutual sobriety in a relationship--her and her partner both staying clean.
- The interview where she talks about meeting her boyfriend in rehab and being dazzled by his small-scale celebrity.

Honestly, I ve started to like her dark appearance, it suits her Paradise era. But the end of 2012 was really mess. Now its ok