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A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

Oh great, Bradley has heard the song and we haven't. I guess that's the gift for being an asshole 24/7

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

Ok, this is random, but who has produced "Summer Wine" and "Chelseah Hotel". The title "West Coast" gives me similiar vibes like these two. Do we know?

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO for Bradley. Gosh, I hate that douchebag so much that there are hardly words for it. She should stay away from such a loser.

who ever assumed MMITPM was for UV is dumb, sorry 

GIVE ME THE LOOK THAT I LOVE!

I don't believe this and scream FAKE!

I don't believe this and scream FAKE!

Lol. You exposed yourself with the way how you quote a post 

Everytime I read a comment like this, I get a biT excited and then I realise that somebody is just playing with ma poor soul 

At this point, I think that mentioning Rob as a reliable source who tells anything about this album should become warnable here 

Well yeah, Rob said the same about Tropico and we know how that turned out
 
EDIT, OMG the alberm cover just leaked

Everytime I read a comment like this, I get a biT excited and then I realise that somebody is just playing with ma poor soul 

Uh, now watch people on tumblr posting that Ultraviolence will come out when the next earthquake happens!

There is no such a thing as Future Jazz.
 
Her Future Jazz could mean anything.
 
And I still don't believe she is describing a gebre I really believe that she is just telling that it is coming "soon" avoiding the word "soon"

Well, that does not make it come out faster 

"jazz" is just a term for like random shit isn't it? i.e i wanted tacos so i bought some cheese and tequila and "all that jazz" 
 
i wouldn't put any stock into it. lana not only loves to fuck with people's heads, but rather than saying "soon" she has to be ~unique and ~creative and ~mysterious in how she goes about it 
 
or maybe she just thinks of 'jazz' as an umbrella term for "cool" music. a genre that's known for being transgressive and non-linear (i.e "unlistenable") 
 
 
i think she feels as if jazz is one of those 'cerebral' forms of music; something to ~contemplate and something to analyze. one of those unusual genres that isn't appreciated or accepted by the masses and therefore something she doesn't mind drawing comparisons to. so maybe there are jazz elements or maybe its just another "cool" way to describe things 
 
lana is creative but paradoxically, somewhat superficial so its hard to tell with her

really interesting and really, really cool.