Dark Angel

okay but i hope you guys are aware that you should never open up a random USB you find somewhere lol

lanaboards is the only place where 4chan, tommy genesis, tim horton's, unreleased syndrome, ben mawson, disability toliets, jizz socks, shawn mendes, lust for life outtakes, furry videos, and weird as fuck stepbrother jokes could all be mentioned in the span of 5 pages

when the gay cashier at tim horton's finds out about the USB

when honeymouns rips off the honeymouns costume and reveals himself as ben mawson and arrests the lipster who picks up the USB

canadian lipsters when they try to find the USB in the bathroom stalls

the thought of him sitting around a random airport waiting for somebody to come and grab it is so hilarious to me alkfjjflsdjls

i hope there's a song on the USB

honeymouns sitting at the airport waiting for somebody to grab it like

actually, the file is titled "HONEYMOUNS_ALSO_KNOWN_AS_LINDSAY_LOHAN_PLEASE_JUST_LEAK_THE_SONG_WE_ALL_HAVE_UNRELEASED_SYNDROME_AND_WE_DON'T_WANT_BE_CURED_IT_WASN'T_LOVE_IT_WASN'T_LOVE_IT_WAS_A_PERFECT_ILLUSION_STRANGELOVE_FORMERLY_KNOWN_AS_DIOR_EXCLUSIVE.flac"

imagine being that airport employee who finds a random flashdrive with only one file titled "GRENADINE_QUARANTINE_TAKE_4_FUCK_YOU_LANASWILDFLOWERS_DCOOPER_EXCLUSIVE_320KBPS.mp3" inside of it

@Lindsay Lohan explain yourself

according to who? that is quite vague

he better have left a flashdrive full of laptop demos it may be a cruel prank to some lipsters... not to me, though!

there's no way he's being serious

when i was younger, i didn't know that old money was an actual term that meant something, so i thought that "old money" literally referred to money, like dollar bills, that are old, it still would've worked for lana's aesthetic honestly

here we see legogirl150 predicting the rise of AI in 2009 or something like that

like a g6 aged like rancid milk

oh say can you see very obviously describes the nighttime, but it's such a daytime song to me, the demo of oh say can you see, however, makes me think of the nighttime

don't be ashamed of it, summertime sadness remains one of her best songs, don't let people on social media make you think you're a "local" for loving it

i highly doubt she would be saying nonsense, especially in 2012 where her songs were more produced and less free-form, i'm pretty certain it's "can you break this heart of mine?" it makes the most sense

all of the discourse surrounding florida kilos' lyrics just makes me want to listen to it c'mon down to flor-i-duh! i got something for ya!

which one is it? white lines, pretty daddy, goes skiing you snort it like a champ, let the winner, winner in white lines, pretty daddy, gold skin you snort it like a champ, let the winner, winner in white lines, pretty daddy, goes kid you snort it like a champ, let the winner, winner in

queen of the gas station vs. heavy hitter

sometimes the most random news stories imaginable get posted here

visiting a yard sale in nashville is so pawn shop blues of her