poetic jess

'MY THOUGHTS ARE PRICELESS" IM DEAD

Next thing she's going to do is scrap the album and pretend it never existed

love how the insta stans are on their knees and sending heart emojis while us lanaboard stands are gonna go on a rampage.
 
i have never been mad at lana for a n y t h i n g. but THIS, this is where i draw the line. lemme just fly out to cali real quick. (in a “few months”). bYe.

she really is having a blast rn on instagram comments

aight ill concede this is shitty, hopefully the album will be out before the book

this website is about to explode

uhhhh don’t fucking tell me that ben lied to us?!!!! is she really only putting a few of her poetry books out in lame ass cali?? does she not know that all of her fans don’t live in fucking cali??!! i’m angry if you can’t tell.

Ok now i’m Confused

a few months and only local cutsy library ?? tell me im in a nightmare

MONTHS

"FEW MONTHS" 

lmao remember when we had hope about this album's release (cue HIADTAJKGNJDKFB-NJDSBGOIJBN)

What if “Quiet Waiter - Blue Forever” is......... Bartender ._.

another reason she needs to fucking LEAVE la

i was just about to mention the festival performance on march 22nd. she finally has to be forced to come out from hiding from her #baddielyfe. unless she decides to cancel last minute because she has a spin class that same day.

i appreciate the sentiment but this is worth next to nothing
 
and note that people want concrete and transparent information- you used the word 'likely' at least 9 times. Likely don't mean shit when she took off her best song in her career and added a random piano ballad an hour before the official tracklist was due to her label

I imagine Lana as a mom would love her kids but also be so stuck in her head and bubble world that she'd forget they exist and go out for 5 hours for coffee with the girls and a boat ride. A neglectful loving Mom She'll probably name em Topanga Opium Oasis Grant & Vanilla Bean Ventura Grant and she'll dress them up in 100% non binary bamboo clothing and feed them dandelion salads she picked in her backyard and fresh lavender milk she milked in the morning. I think she'll be a good momma though

Us: Where's the album? Release date? Tracklist? Lead single? Even an update?
 
Lana: I love when my picture turns out like how I pictured :-) 
 
She's so annoying ajkrgksvjkf 

The idea that ‘they’ will tell us when they have a date is wrong. What they are doing, and planning on, isn’t transparent. She hadn’t told us about May 26, nor about March 29 when they were set for release dates. And look at how we got the July 21 date, which they obviously had before she tweeted it in reaction to the turmoil. It shouldn’t be believed that they are going to update us the way they should.
 
It’s always been more or less messy with Lana but until LFL it was bearable. This time she’s really hitting a new record

I dont really get some of u guys comments. If people want to "bitch" about certain things or just state that they don't like something, let them do it ? It's their opinion, we all have different taste and expectations and if you find it annoying just ignore it. We're literally all on this forum because we love Lana but loving an artist doesn't mean having zero negative comments on their work, life, e.c.t. We're humans and it is normal to have different opinions and it is also normal to not having a perfect life with nothing bad to say. I adore Lana and i have high hopes that the album will be good, but I can also agree that this ERA has been a mess. I don't really know if i'm making sense but we should let anyone speak their minds as long as they are respectful and justified since this is literally the point of a forum.

No offence but can some of ya'll shut up about people complaining? We have every right to complain considering it's been 6 whole months since she released MAC and VB and Lana hasn't bothered to give a quick little update on the album process. PeriodT.

-He only said that because he decided to fight with fans in the comments, if he hadn't done it there who's to say they would've said anything? 
 
-The album was suppose to be out in Jan-Feb based on previous comments and was said to have been fully done and mastered before 2019 even began, god forbid people expected a tracklist for an album finished 2 months ago having supposed to been released earlier in this quarter.
 
-People complain when she SPOILS the contents of her art, but then never gives information about the package they come in. This isn't a complex issue or statement, people don't want to HEAR what some untitled song sounds like from a 15-second snippet, but they DO want to know the title of the songs that have been finished for months on an album past-due.
 
-We actually don't know when the album is dropping, you saying April at the earliest is your opinion. You wouldn't have to imagine anything if they would give out the rightful information on an anticipated project, yet, somehow, you seem to have an issue with that.
 
-It's better for her to say she has no information outright than giving us information, going dark, then us learning said information was false or changed while she's STILL silent. It's better to be upfront you're a sealed lock than be vague then somehow fail your already vague statements

i'm just going to ignore the first comment as your input on such a masterpiece is both irrelevant and not required for what I was saying
 
and your point in of itself is inherently faulty given that her past 'information' drops have been vague and changed since she said them, only told to us because Ben got mouthy to fans in his comments. Had he not responded we would've never known the album as a whole is still unfinished. Besides that, you'd be surprised to hear that more people would be HAPPIER in the long run if we were told right now that the album is to drop in June/July via concrete, transparent informational posts and not have us sitting here guessing for when the era is going to "officially" start. Even a simple 'when we have the release date and coverart finalized i'll share asap" would help- cause right now NFR is Schrödinger's Cat in how much of it is actually done.
and now here you're exaggerating what would actually happen in an attempt to weaken valid criticisms and make them seem irrational. People would like a release date, a basic interview, a photoshoot, the tracklist, etc. Nobody said we wanted it all at once or in a single week. Refer to my comments above about calling y'all out for trying to act stupider than everybody here knows you are- knowing information about an album that we can't confirm anything but minute details on doesn't equate to getting every inch of information in 7 days then waiting 4 months for the realized product.

She removed Yosemite from Lust for Life within the weeks leading up to the submitted tracklist on a quick whim of it being 'too happy' and idealistic after gushing about it being her favorite for 4 months straight unasked, as during the re-work of LfL she fell into another episode. she wrote, recorded, and submitted Change all in the day/night before she had to push the final tracklist and version of the record to Interscope iirc

I’m sorry but you can’t say that knowing the existence of a cover can make up for the fact that we don’t have a cover (plus what happened since early January? maybe she changed it, or maybe she doesn’t have one anymore), nor that knowing 6 song titles can make up for the tracklist (are they actual titles? what are the others? in which order? have they all been kept? and Cinnamon was never confirmed for NFR) but MOST IMPORTANT you can’t reasonably say that “between April and June” (which we don’t even know???) is a satisfactory answer.
 
Truth is, we don’t know much about the record, and 80% of the info we have is 6 months old. Knowing she hasn’t finished it by now, knowing what all those sources said, knowing what she did to Lust for life, almost nothing is sure.