Blue Velvet Crowbar

I'd actually start worrying round a week or so before the 29th. She released MAC and VB around the same time on short notice, so she knows that's all she needs to have her fans rallied wallets in hand. Just a theory anyway 

Wth hell Joe from the record store I fucking believed in u I really did 

I called ben and he told me to suck his beer can dick

We already knew that, sorry hunnty.

I just called my local music store and they said NFR will be in stock 17th August 2023

Shoutout to my local music store today, they didn't have the album scheduled for release on the 29th am I a tru detective or what 

She doesn't care - being an insta baddie and all.
You have no time for hate - just new random friends and macha tea.

ThIs Is OuT Of ToPiC
Do SomEthIng HOW cOme I goT A wArnIng PoINT anD tHeY DID nOt
@elle

Don't lecture me about life morals, when
"Man I’m high as fuck I couldn’t tell you the lyrics to born to die"
 
   

She doesn't care - being an insta baddie and all.
You have no time for hate - just new random friends and macha tea.

The stuff Lana has shared so far is so bad i didn't even want to comment on it i- 
so cringe, a kii

The stuff Lana has shared so far is so bad i didn't even want to comment on it i- 
so cringe, a kii

ok...imma say it...
Lana's longest songs per album (Off To The Races, Cruel World, The Blackest Day, Heroin) are her best songs but Venice Bitch broke that chain. (unless, somehow, there's a song longer than VB on NFR)

ok...imma say it...
Lana's longest songs per album (Off To The Races, Cruel World, The Blackest Day, Heroin) are her best songs but Venice Bitch broke that chain. (unless, somehow, there's a song longer than VB on NFR)

She doesn't care - being an insta baddie and all.
You have no time for hate - just new random friends and macha tea.

She doesn't care - being an insta baddie and all.
You have no time for hate - just new random friends and macha tea.

ThIs Is OuT Of ToPiC
Do SomEthIng HOW cOme I goT A wArnIng PoINT anD tHeY DID nOt
@elle

When people try to snitch on you to Elle for speaking out of topic in one post, yet all they do is come on here everyday & spam the thread with the same four old crunchy sentences, even though Elle made it VERY apparent that being off topic and spamming the thread are just as bad as eachother
 
"Where is NFR"
 
"Lana is lazy"
 
"Venice Bitch is that song"
 
"I swear if we don't get this album soon"
 

Lana: *drinking her wheatgrass smoothie, slowly seething as she looks at her phone and sees Marina's updates get over 20K likes on Twitter*

Oop *clutches pearls*

Can you learn the English language before you try and come for me?

Me living on Macha Tea waiting for NFR - coloured 2K19

Mom! Phineas and Ferb are off topic again

In ur car, in ur car in the backseat (waiting for Lana to finish her green smoothies acting like a baddie when all we want is to know something concrete)*



* To be sung in the stylings of "LFL rapper"