Trash Magic

NOO he could have just called the song Paris

I really have faith this speech is going to be very sentimental

Why do people see Dua lipa and think oh Jewer Lipper!

Serial Killer Live Moan Compilation will be her walk up song

When the world stops giving BTS these weird token participation prizes we will finally know peace

Okay Chloe’s autocue reading skills are exceptional

I just know the coke in that bathroom is hitting

It is and it has a low-key sinister vibe… but I’m actually glued to it 😳

What a tool

LEGEND LANDED FROM THE GREATEST VIDEO SET

I said I’m scared of the hot pink carpet I wish that it would rain

Lana skipping the carpet I can feel it

Lmao they are so uniformed. Talking about CDs and cassettes as if they’re a relic of the past when in fact they have seen a total resurgence in the past 5 years for the sake of chart positions

Went to look up this Jack Harlow cover of Variety since they are talking about it like it’s the modern day Mona Lisa and it’s… a photo

I would like a Lana x John Mayer linkup. He did a guitar cover of Video Games back in the day

LMAOO the called the wrong Bailey sister Ariel 💀💀 the unprofessionalism

BTS and Megan The Stallion… is this a comedy roadshow?

Oh I know Tinashe will be taking a bathroom break when Lana is presented

Actually my favourite part of the film was seeing Reeve Carney because it made me think of Lizzy Grant 💀

Yeah I saw it on Monday and was so ready to like it but it was so boring and disappointing. I think it was soulless and sterile, it didn’t make me feel anything whatsoever. And the colour grading was really ugly. Overall it felt like a made for TV film and the acting was subpar all round 🤷‍♂️ It felt overdone but still boring

Wait… I just learned L*rde was actually eligible, she just didn’t receive a single nomination. Maybe the Grammy committee is smart after all!! I bet she thought she really did something and would have critics fawning over her and AOTY in the bag I’m laughing

To be fair I think the past 12+ months have been the absolute worst for new releases in memory. I have not connected with anything and my favourite artists all came up short 👎

Worst AOTY lineup I have ever laid my eyes on it’s beyond parody at this point. Star power is dead

This album feels like a rediscovery of her love for music. It makes 25 feel so by-the-numbers and so contrived, even though I loved it at the time. Like this is so much more varied and playful. It makes 25 seem like an album made by a 50 year old. Hard to believe she was actually so young at the time. This feels a lot younger and representative of her personality.

It’s really small but I think the last line of All Night Parking coincidentally has a really similar delivery to the last line of TV in Black and White!