Poor Stacy

I got the transparent variant today in the mail - easily my least favorite of them all, it's not even clear. It looks milky clear, barely even see-through. I wonder how many of the crystal clear ones even exist. And the actual beige Amazon vinyl. What to do, what to do...

Seems like the UO blue is completely sold out except for Discogs and eBay!

Contemplating at Costco the second Amazon vinyl purchase...

yellow variant ftw

she must have watched or read some review where they said she's outshined by her features

Off To The Races - 36 Video Games - 56 Million Dollar Man - 58

White Dress: 17 Chemtrails Over The Country Club: 5 Tulsa Jesus Freak: 16 Wild At Heart: 16 Dark But Just A Game: 15 Not All Who Wander Are Lost: 9 Yosemite: 16 Dance Till We Die: 15

White Dress: 13 Chemtrails Over The Country Club: 10 Tulsa Jesus Freak: 12 Let Me Love You Like A Woman: 9 Wild At Heart: 11 Dark But Just A Game: 11 Not All Who Wander Are Lost: 11 Yosemite: 11 Breaking Up Slowly: 8 Dance Till We Die: 14 For Free: OUT

Exactly this. Plus it was released in March - close to the deadest time of the year to release (NFR was released late August, right near Q4 - highest sales time of the year), with no singles on the radio, and no radio friendly songs. She low key slayed.

This is actually beige, tho. That's what I was wanting.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/3tqPdBWF9yMbTrfjWvfKV8t/radio-1-playlist Tulsa Jesus Freak was randomly added to BBC's Radio 1 playlist!

My Amazon beige is basically a marbled peach/light orange.

I really want her to drag all these journalists, critics, and SJWs. At this point I don't even care if it's articulate. I just want her to strip their scalps back a bit. Fire and fury, pls.

Our queen has the girls MAD. I think it was probably just an early version or concept demo of it, if anything. I agree, it doesn't fit NFR at all.

This is it.

i feel like COCC is as slowcore as Lana's going to get. but i'd still be down for an even slower album in the future. just to piss the BTD stans off a bit more.

lmao I'm totally going to get accidentally perma-banned because of this. love u @cancermoon, with ur tangy energy

I can't stop lol-ing at the scat posts. This last one in particular has me cracking up. Those of us who bought every variant (lol), do we know which one is the highest quality? Discogs reviews are all over the place.

Courtney liked every reply she received on that post. I don't think it's as much of a hint as others do.

Only ones I can think of are Uncut (print only, so we won't see it for maybe a month), No Ripcord, or MusicOMH.

You can chill a bit. I feel like every time I read something negative on here I look and see your username. In the meantime, I'll join in - The incels at Sputnik wrote another, yes *another*, 1.5 review for Chemtrails! They're officially obsessed. https://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/83029/Lana-Del-Rey-Chemtrails-Over-The-Country-Club/ Luckily this one doesn't count toward Metacritic (even though they need to be removed entirely). But imagine being that bored.

You win some, you lose some!

omg. this is hitting... I never connected this before. I just turned 30, so I feel this to my core... "Summer... summer's almost gone..."

lol, this album is definitely going to be another Honeymoon on streaming. especially with it being her least radio-friendly album (along w/ Honeymoon) and her releasing a follow-up so quickly. we should just be happy it's been well-received both critically and commercially so far, and not expect another 1B streams. just being realistic.

I love Chemtrails. That said, there's no way she can go any softer or minimalistic than she does on that album. It's very soft, gentle, wispy. For Rock Candy Sweet, I want her to try some faster songs, with a rock/electric guitar-heavy approach. I just feel like she still has a harder-edged, alternative rock album in her that's waiting to be unleashed. Idk. But I'm pretty much down for anything - as long as it isn't a pop album or a piano ballad album.