LiamViljoen

It was a chance of redemption

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

Jeez. First Lorde steals Jaime King now this

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

1. I did say that I like BTD
 
2. Of course I meant panned critically... where have you been?
 
3. Trust me, Lana cares A LOT more about what professional critics have to say than some petulant online bi polar hipster mariah stan with the manners and online etiquette of a spam bot (like really did Mariah Carey create you for the purpose of promoting her music? You're like an annoying little pop-up add that won't piss off)
 
4. Lana owes you NOTHING. You cannot order a musician to sit in their personal little corner and never try to explore other opportunities.
 
I think you need a break from the internet for awhile.

The three bonus tracks should've been ITH, BB and Flipside. Guns and Roses is the worst song on Uv and Florida Kilos just doesn't fit the album at all.

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Sia?

I know, right! That Lana del Ray girl isn't really that great. Idk why so many of her fans have joined Mariahboards.

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?

Video Games put Lana on the map. Video Games is a four minute love ballad with orchestral production and no drums or any kind of beat. Not only did it put her on the map, she was catapulted into stardom and acclaim in less than a few weeks after it's release. BTD, an album full of hip hop beats (besides VG) was panned almost universally across America and over the course of it's release she became one of the most controversial and widely criticised singers of the year. (I'm not saying I don't like BTD, it's great, but yeah based on her experiences in that kind of music, and the fact she genuinely stated she was dissatisfied with it, I'm fairly sure we're not hearing anymore loon for a loooong while)
 
Also, need I remind you that her exact description of Honeymoon was "Similar to btd AND Paradise"?
The only similarity between Btd and Paradise was the orchestral production. No overly loud beats or samples on Ride, Cola, Blue Velvet, Yayo.
Uv was Lana's way of proving her own artistic merit by releasing an album with little commercial appeal and promo. Maybe we'll get a few hits this era, maybe Beyoncé and Jay-Z are getting separated. It's of little concern to me if the music's still good.
 
If you want beats, go listen to A$AP Rocky, if you want R&B, go listen to Malignant Cuntwart (the elusive STD) let Lana write whatever she feels inspired to write, she's not the only outlet of music you know?