YUNGATA

My mum's a Lana fan and when she buys the album I'm 100% sure she'll listen to it, call me and be like WHAT DID LANA SAY ABOUT HER VAGINA? IS THIS YOUNG PEOPLE SLANG? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Ride - 3.5/5
Ride is nice, I like the instrumentation but I'm not particularly fond of it lyrically apart from a few lines.
 
American - 5/5
Perfect really. Upon hearing the first verse I felt this huge rush of warmth and remembered this time when I was living with an old boyfriend and we used to get some kind of intoxicated, put on Graceland by Paul Simon and dance in the kitchen in our underwear while making pancakes. I can't really judge this track objectively because of that. I have very fond feelings towards it.
 
Cola 4/5
A few things really make this track for me. Firstly, that high note oh God wow. So impressed. Secondly the line
I pledge allegiance to my Dad for teaching me everything he knows
Just because she doesn't sing about family much and I was very moved by that. Do I have daddy issues?
 
Body Electric 3.5/5
I prefer the live version but it's still a strong track and I'll always be intrigued by it lyrically.
 
Blue Velvet 4/5
I like this, I don't get you guys. It's so swoony. Have you ever had listened to it with your eyes closed while lying down?
 
God & Monsters 2/5
Weakest track, in my opinion. It's not that it's bad but it's just kind of background music for me. Like I can listen to it and zone out a little and it's pleasant, but I'm not overly impressed. I do like the surf rock sounding guitar though, very La Sera.
 
Yayo 4.5/5
To be honest there isn't a lot she could have done to this track that I wouldn't have enjoyed. Only disappoint was the lack of DAAAAARK NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT.
 
Bel Air 4/5
It just feels like something Tim Burton would use in a film. I feel like it breaks up the album really nicely too, because it's a different sound to me.
 
Burning Desire 3.5/5
I like the low vocals. I think it wraps up the album nicely. It's like Bel Air really draws you in and holds you up and this lowers you down slowly and you're left nicely content.

Don't you all see? This is a lana del conspiracy that's only purpose is to ensure that fans never move on and spend the rest of their lives obsessing over Lana and whatever Tropico is. Well played Ms. Grant.

What's the bet TROPICO is a 15 minute short film about pools and palm trees and slow motion wind machine hair flowing

"BEL AIR ART NOUVEAU"
 
she sure loves buzzwords.

Just looks like outtakes from the Summertime Sadness video tbh.

that is brilliant oh God. 8.3/10 Best New Name.

omg that's like omg. Okay it's like this:
You go out for dinner and you've heard the black forest cake is incredible and you have every intention of trying it. However, you know you need to have entre and mains. Everything will be delicious, you will order an authentic Italian pasta, it'll be familiar but great. But deep down you know you're waiting for dessert but you also know dessert will be even better because you've waited for it. IT'S LIKE DELAYED GRATIFICAKETION.

I AM AMERICAN IF IT ISN'T A GREASE FILLED CHEESEBURGER I DON'T HAVE THE TIME.
 
 
Wait, oh my God.
 

omg that's like omg. Okay it's like this:
You go out for dinner and you've heard the black forest cake is incredible and you have every intention of trying it. However, you know you need to have entre and mains. Everything will be delicious, you will order an authentic Italian pasta, it'll be familiar but great. But deep down you know you're waiting for dessert but you also know dessert will be even better because you've waited for it. IT'S LIKE DELAYED GRATIFICAKETION.

omg that's like omg. Okay it's like this:
You go out for dinner and you've heard the black forest cake is incredible and you have every intention of trying it. However, you know you need to have entre and mains. Everything will be delicious, you will order an authentic Italian pasta, it'll be familiar but great. But deep down you know you're waiting for dessert but you also know dessert will be even better because you've waited for it. IT'S LIKE DELAYED GRATIFICAKETION.

omg that's like omg. Okay it's like this:
You go out for dinner and you've heard the black forest cake is incredible and you have every intention of trying it. However, you know you need to have entre and mains. Everything will be delicious, you will order an authentic Italian pasta, it'll be familiar but great. But deep down you know you're waiting for dessert but you also know dessert will be even better because you've waited for it. IT'S LIKE DELAYED GRATIFICAKETION.

THAT'S NO EXCUSE OMGH KSDJHGF KSDGHIUDSFG
 
THAT'S LIKE MANSON BEING INTERROGATED AND WHAT IF THEY SAID "WELL YOU KILLED PEOPLE THAT'S BAD" AND HE SAYS "WELL THAT WAS THE POINT" NOOO THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT OK.
 
 
k gimme like 20 minutes to type it out

Do it

Do it

To be honest I only wear clothes that a various shades of black, grey or white and I already have a grey dress so... Didn't buy anything.

someone's upset~

that is brilliant oh God. 8.3/10 Best New Name.

American.

American

To be honest I only wear clothes that a various shades of black, grey or white and I already have a grey dress so... Didn't buy anything.

That's kind of contradictory to be honest. Gaga smokes weed and has arguably become the most successful pop sensation of the past decade. I'm not really comfortable having these weed stereotypes being perpetrated. Weed is like anything, if you over indulge obviously there will be effects but moderate use really isn't as dangerous as many would believe it to be.

3deep5u i guess

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For future reference, the track times are listed here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise_%28EP%29
 
so if you want to check out a potential leak, compare the track times against that