domandapiano

In the comments someone asked “Lana?” and he said “I wish”. It’s not her if it’s anything at all.

I saw a lifetime movie about this; we have the children, name them Norman Fucking Rockwell. They'll still come before the album and then Lana's album will no longer be the first of its name. Clearly the most dedicated form of protesting this lazy era.

I feel like half of us always expected September as a possibility anyways so that insider info is trash. Unless you give us a DATE and a REASON to believe that YOU of ALL PEOPLE somehow got hold of exclusive info that no one else seems to have been made privy to, you can choke on one of Lana Del Rey’s dry ass looking burger patties in Malibu.

Thinking about it, when we all decided Happiness might actually be the title track, she legit IMMEDIATELY stopped that rumor by posting irrefutable evidence otherwise. Maybe if we all push a new date or if we all claim we have insider info of the real date she’ll feel compelled to let ppl know what’s up.

Who tweeted it? lil gay Joey with the fake tea?

FAKE Paying someone isn’t going to make it come out any faster. It’ll only make you look like booboo the fool when the info ends up being nothing.

She left it in too long and now it’s burning

I wanna post that somewhere and tag her so she and her management know how tedious this has all been.

You’re a fan of the fantasy genre as well? Cool!

Everyone together now... on the count of 3... 1... 2.... 3..... NO

I feel like the book has to come out EVENTUALLY. I mean she did an Italian Vogue 3 cover poetry moment kind of in promotion of it. That’s pretty legit, and if it wasn’t coming to fruition would she have done that?? Anyways. I’ve mostly moved on from being annoyed because now that we are in July, and because she did say 2 months last month (the only info we have past speculation, I’m going to take it at face value) an official announcement could and probably will come at any moment. There aren’t any days left to guess and I don’t think she is going to make the official announcement at a show so I truly think we are in store for something any day now. Also let’s get hopeful and assume her time in Malibu with her makeup artist and dancers and chuck and film people was for a video or an album trailer. How long do you think something like that takes to be put together??

Imagine. An album coming out in 2 months that’s HOTLY anticipated by both fans and critics and she doesn’t even mention it. Her mind. Lol

Man I feel like I deserve a vacation when this shit finally comes out. I wish I had a release date so I could plan one... I want In Your Car. So bad. *screams into the void*

But like... did she say anything at all?

We ain’t getting anything today lolz. With each passing show I feel like there is less a chance she will say something. Why wouldn’t she have just said something more concrete at the first show if that’s how she wanted to reveal it. The most I hope for is that she mentions it and that it will hopefully be out next month or 2.

I actually love that title too, but isn’t that nearly a quote from an interview or something? All those other song titles are also just SO generic compared to the ones we already have. Golden? In the end? Heaven Baby? I don’t see it. I imagine we will have a few more imaginative titles on the record.

“I hope u like the new record its coming in uhmmm... (wait, what did I say last time? Two months? A few months? What did Ben tell me to say? ...?) ....well it’ll be out before the end of the year. :3”

Yeah, fucking MAC and VB.

It’s also crazy that there is not ONE person who has heard it that cares to spill SOMETHING online? Not like leaked tracks but just bragging that they’ve heard it or “it’s amazing” or “it’s shit” or something. That’s what makes it feel like it truly doesn’t exist. Someone somewhere has to have heard it and be itching to say something, even if it’s vague, right? What about the dancer friends? I wonder if they’ve listened to the whole thing. Maybe it is really bad and that’s why no one is saying anything...

If this ain’t the damn truth. We are just going be fed snippets until we are 80, Lana stays perpetually the same age and continues to say soon and give a vague update every 4 months, we continue guessing when the preorder will come until we are in our graves.

I can’t believe it’s f*cking July and we actually have no CONCRETE information about a god damn thing. No one who worked on the album seems to care about anything. No leaks. No whispers in the wind. Nothing. I don’t know whether I should cry or laugh, but it’s all the same release I guess. Donald Trump use your Russian hackers for good and get them to leak NFR.

Alright so now there’s no date to cling to, into the void we press on! I wonder what version of “soon” she’ll use this weekend.

Was that new? I assumed it was old. Would she still be doing interviews for something that seems old these days?

It was on that polish website that had info about doin time or something. It’s probably bullshite but it’s easier to continually give myself dates to reach.

To be fair she only said it at one of the shows, no? And faith in her word seems to be at an all time low...