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I’m literally fine with this as long as she doesn’t tease another album like this.

This is too much. Could it really be so soon? We aren’t lucky enough. There’s no way it’s gonna be August. Right?

So she presumably said nothing? Is the show over?

YOU! You get it!!

When the w(b)itch put a hex on Lana it apparently extended to a small and passionate group of her fans. It’s grip is to hold on to us until we hear the song In Your Car in full. Till then we suffer.

So her next show is Sunday? The latitude festival? I can't believe we are entering the final third of July and we are still as in the dark about everything as we were in February. Utter insanity. I actually don't mind shorter hair. She might look slightly more mature with it but I kinda appreciate that.

I want to believe

Don't u toy with us like this. The good Hillsong lordt knows if youre lying and he will tell Lana during her prayer session if it takes around a month to get that kinda stuff done, though, it would make sense maybe? This is the kind of rumor I'd love to be true.

ITS AMAZING. Christine is one of my favs and this collab is stunning.

I refuse to even entertain that date if it’s attached to those lyrics.

Those lyrics are so bad. It sounds like Lana parody. I can’t imagine those could be real. Also I really believed her when she said those country songs weren’t on the album. Why do people keep acting like they are gonna be on it?

August always felt too good to be true anyways. September last year was my first visit to LA so Lana releasing her new record around the same time would feel right. Now if we can just get the date and tracklist my soul can be at peace.

I think she’s gonna be a bigger part than we are guessing.

Lana ordered

I’m going to assume the Charlie’s Angels song is gonna come out in the next couple of weeks and after that we can finally start maybe exploring the possibility of Lana and co toying with the idea of talking about NFR. As long as this Charlie’s angels collab comes out soon I think we good? But like let’s step on it.

I worry about that sometimes too, but then I think of the title track snippet which sounds similarly produced to the earlier ones and was teased quite recently. Jack probs like to have a cohesion to anything with his name on it so I imagine if the title track stayed that way, hopefully the rest of the record did. Ill riot if Cinnamon is produced any other way. Its midnight sparkling perfection and ill have it no other way.

I just wanna hear these darn songs

It’s an entirely different situation. We might be overthinking things, but you’re the flip-side and you’re over simplifying them. Peoples minds don’t work so smoothly, and if yours does congrats on transcending the human condition. What’s your secret?

Unless she is randomly throwing a sublime tour bus in her cinnamon video

Because Edward Hooper isn’t as well known a name. It’s not instantly recognizable in the way Norman Rockwell is.

Yeah, it’s usually the 25th time it finally gets into our heads and changes the way we are feeling. Thanx so much guys you’re so helpful Xoxo

I would be so bummed if what they filmed in Malibu was a video for Doin Time.

I guess we are closer than ever to maybe finding out the truth about this damn record but I can't help but feel things have come to a complete standstill. Buzz is long dead, there is nothing to keep anyone excited anymore, snippets used to give me hope and now I consider listening to them and immediately think "nah, im good". I still think this could be a great record, but the hype has truly been killed off for me and I've reached a kind of "Lets get this over with" phase. Life is hard and channeling hope into looking forward to something is an easy way to make things feel better. I'm certain I'm not the only one who made this album their current "something" to look forward to and the fact that it has been (seemingly) handled so carelessly feels like a slap in the face for caring about it. And inb4 someone mentions going outside and focusing on other stuff and acting all high and mighty, realize we haven't made this album and its wait our life, it was meant to be something fun and beautiful to look forward to that would help us get through the bullshit slog that humans have turned life into. Ironically the wait for the album now feels like a bullshit slog itself.

This song and album are often panned and I know it’s the beginning of Tori’s not so great 2000’s run, but I still enjoy them immensely. I always listen to the Beekeeper (on the whole) as if it’s soundtracking various scenarios in a tv drama marketed towards middle aged white women (think cedar cove) where My best friend and I are the leading ladies.

Billie is new and Lana is established. They are still trying to build billies fan base, whereas Lana has hers and (as long as they don’t fuck everything up by not releasing this damn thing in August or September) we aren’t going anywhere (even though we threaten to everyday).