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Bro which planet do you live on? I wanna move there I knew she'd somehow weasel out of playing Glastonbury, but I didn't think she'd go as far as orchestrating a worldwide pandemic to do so.

Yes, the info is that it's fake af "Privacy officer" The entire thing is trying too hard. Next.

The rumour is that she found out about his less-than-ideal behaviour towards other fans at shows, but he'll probably still be centre barricade at her next show and she'll go over to him, as always.

I think when you pair that poem with her Mother's Day comments + the interview in which she said she wouldn't comment on a family matter until people had passed, then it all starts to make sense. It's possibly all smoke and mirrors, but I don't think so.

Okay, fuck OFF. All these years I thought the BTD lyric was "Please don't fail me now" This is appalling; I'm so upset with myself I actually think you could be partially correct in that the latter morphs into the former as she repeats it, but I guess we'll never know for sure

Is this an unpopular opinion or a genuine question? I don't think she suddenly hates her mother; it's been evident for some time that their relationship is strained. I first thought it was more than Patty simply shunning the spotlight when I read this poem in Vogue Italia:

The fuck Fake lyricists, do better pls

I personally think it's pretty obvious that these are jibes. I'm not criticising her for them, because we don't know what happened, but it's apparent that all is not well between them. Jmo, though.

Also she spelt Tobey's name wrong. Imagine if "Rickey" is Rick Nowels

It's just clear that they don't get along/aren't close ETA: she seems to not mind that everyone knows, which makes me think she's going to spill in one or both poetry books and possibly on COCC One of those poems from Italian Vogue had stuff about Patty.

LMAO I knew that comment would go down like a tonne o' bricks

Honestly, it should be all in caps Anyway that photo is useless and she's still getting so much shit in the comments

Her bit is the only bit that is remotely decent and I'm not even being biased. I don't think I've even listened to that song since the day I watched the mv.

Watch her have a birthday party with like 55 people

I honestly don't believe it's coming in September. This is based on reasons both real and imagined ETA: She should drop it and then do a tour of countries that are relatively covid-free, like oh .... Australia.

It can literally make or break a song in your mind, and that's all that needs to be said.

No sshhhh; she's DOING something on her birthday.

There's nothing to think about. TOO SMUG.

I think she did dye her eyebrows when her hair was dark ... and these are her natural eyebrows. My eyebrows look like that and I have the same hair colour (maybe a little lighter ... but I think hers still has some of the dark dye in it). Anyway the good sis is not fat in any way, shape or form, and anyone who thinks she is can fight me (and even if she was, who gives a fuck?)

Trumatic

Maybe, but Britney is iconic af I'd rather sis cover some 60s and 70s classics, though

I just noticed that this photo was taken in front of a social distancing sign

We really should've just talked about Goth Lanz ...