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Yeah I think he also said something pretty sketchy about the abortion laws but I don't remember what it was because I give so few fucks about his existence.

It's actually not Hillsong; it's Churchome, but Churchome is another of Bieber's churches and it's basically the same as Hillsong just not as well-known.

VK has an uncropped version of one of the pics and ofc she was with one of the baddies:

She seriously does look like she would scream "FAG!" at a passer-by in these.

We're dragging her on Twitter; come join in https://twitter.com/13b1tches/status/1137272712865492992

Go OFF, sis (I love it)

I mean ... fans now WAIT OUTSIDE to get her to sign shit because she goes so regularly.

Oooh, I knew that sneaky bitch went to church again! http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10772-lana-leaving-church-again-june-6-2019/

I don't expect anything for a good while. She goes to Europe in about two weeks and stays there for a month (even longer if she goes on vacation afterwards, which she probably will). I doubt very much she'll release the poetry book or drop a single before or during, and as we know we're not getting NFR until that goddamn poetry book is out. Everything is terrible and awful ... End of December, I think? Or start of January

The lyrics are awful and terrible. Sincerely, Critics can be so mean sometimes and What about all these children And all their children's children You know and why does she skip a generation? What about all these children And all their children's children (so the grandchildren of the children in the first line) What about the children of the children in the first line? She cares about their parents and their children, but not about them. Appallingly selective.

Oh, we're doing this again, are we? It's obviously Coachella and anyone who doesn't think it's Coachella should put rocks in their socks, jump in a river, and as you are drowning, you can still find solace in the fact that you will never have to hear Coachella ever again.

I fear it's going to be like going to a 5-star restaurant and having to wait 3 hours for your entree. Even though the food is spectacular, you're still pissed off. I'm far too poor to go to a 5-star restaurant, though, so I wouldn't actually know.

Okay, that makes sense. Cheers for the explanation.

No shade to any leakers but if you've got it, why not just share it? I don't understand the whole "withholding" aspect of leaking ... the only reason I can think why anyone would do that would be for attention? Admittedly, I know nothing about the process but so much of it seems like prick-teasing to me.

Oh, I forgot. Thanks. But still: overwhelmingly dudes. Plus, there's much more to a collab than just liking the person or whatever. Ed has a pic on his IG of some Tap Management thing with heaps of people including Ben ... pretty reasonable that they scheduled a meeting with sis on the same day when they were both there, and Ellie with her manager, too. The GOOD news is that if they had a meeting it would surely include NFR plans (at Ed and Ben's insistence rather than sis', I'm sure).

She's not collabing with Ellie; she only ever collabs with dudes. She made an exception for Stevie because it's frickin' Stevie, but Ellie? No way. She hasn't even collabed with Courtney despite the two of them saying for years that they are going to. It's not happening.

Sis let Courtney live in her house for seven months. Also, https://www.interviewmagazine.com/culture/20-questions-for-courtney-love-the-queen-of-grunge

Dying. https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evyme7/lana-del-rey-horoscope-sign-cancer-gemini-astrology

Time for that pitiful joke of mine, again ETA: even Twitter knows she's a troll. She came up under "suggested users" when I was tagging the troll pic

I think there's plenty of evidence that she is a pathological liar, and I find it funny as fuck.

Goes to church on Wednesdays so she can tell lies on Thursdays

Wait, when and where did she say she was born at 2am? I'm so confused. ETA: nm I see

A lie, explained through illustrations: ETA:

Seriously. Where's the fucking lies thread ... time for an update ...