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This escalation

The way I just came in here and it's like "Rorman did this" and "Rorman did that" and I had no idea any of this was going on Anyway I always die at the Cornucopia in these

Now don't you be comin' in here making stuff up, lusty! This here is sacred Florence territory

Omg I'm so excited It's a very British-centric day First the Queen got rona and now this

We NEED it

I know some people who work at FIFA and I heard a rumour that Dua was invited to be the musical act for the OC at the World Cup but idk if it will happen now given this news Ben is probably curled up in Thomas Tank pajamas sobbing into a cup of tea

I'm LFL: chaotic as fuck, most people on here hate me and only a few people think I'm good I don't wanna say anyone else's because I'll probably offend someone without meaning to

I was so excited when I saw this thread had new posts cos I thought she might finally be doing something but she's still doing nothing and it's just us picking over old stuph

Picture of aunty Lana with baby Phoenix when

I got to thinking that I thought - I think we should replace some of the negative categories because they're becoming a bit stale. Everyone can just vote @lustforlife and I the worst users and go. Anyways, new category ideas for next year (if anyone else has ideas, please contribution): 1. Post of the Year 2. GIF of the Year Elle will kill me for suggesting 3. Best PFP 4. Lyric of the year (maybe this is a bit crackheaded idk but it could be like one line or some shit) 5. IG Post of the Year (from Honeymoon ... but by next year she'll probably have another account) I also think it'd be good to have maybe one or two other categories to do with other artists, seeing as lots of people here stan lots of others. Maybe favourite non-Lana song or something like that

Yeah but isn't Electric Lady or Conway or some shit in AZ? I assumed by "friend" she meant Nikki, but I think maybe I was thinking Nikki has her own studio when in fact she doesn't idk

Idk cos someone apparently saw her in AZ the other day and she said she was there because her friend has a studio there, so she was presumably recording smthn with Nikki And they said she said she couldn't take pics (And this is all just someone's say so; idk where this was posted but my friend mentioned it) ETA Does anyone else she's worked with have a studio in AZ or just Nikki? ETA2 am I hallucinating that Nikki has her own studio?

Everyone: YAYYYY I FINALLY GOT TO FOLLOW HONEYMOON Lana:

may my eyes always stay level to the horizontal blinds

The mirror, etc gives Alice in Wonderland vibes but maybe I'm reaching I think the Alice movie she was doing the soundtrack for is due out this year, though?

Why the obsession with horizontal blinds

As a two-time winner of the Lana Hater award, I have to say it's hilarious what people choose to be mad about Like there are actual things that have been problematic and someone chooses to come out of the woodwork after 3 years and pick on her over how she describes some dude in a 7/11 Wild

And that's FINAL Who's doper than this bitch who's freer than me teas

Yeah and I honestly don't see why BOOBS are so taboo The no nipple IG rule is stupid and sexist Every second human on earth has BOOBS and people need to get over it Men get to post shirtless pics and walk around shirtless no worries but if a woman did it ... /end rant

I mean I think their presence makes her feel more at ease on stage which I understand, which is why I think she could possibly still have them there, but as backup singers Idk I see COCC and BB songs as more the types of songs that are performed with the artist sitting on a stool in a soft spotlight on stage or smthn. I also think smaller indoor venues > large outdoor ones for her at this stage of her career but that is obviously her decision It'd be more intimate and I think that'd really suit her newer work

I'm pretty sure they are also trained backup singers so there's always that option

Yes and tbh Alex and Ashley don't really fit with the singer/songwriter vibes of her past two albums Like what are they realistically gonna dance to? DBJAG maybe but for most of the other songs it just wouldn't work imo

We must decipher the secret code Quit your jobs, fail your classes etc Secret code > everything

Is it a valid phone number Someone CALL