Rorman Nockwell

She's going to say, "it's coming soon", toss her hair and walk away giggling. That's if she even goes. The dying of the hair is probably just some special Hillsong soul-cleansing ritual.

We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao

You know, people get mad about us dragging her friends, but friends don't let friends go to Hillsong.
 
Not only do these Insta bitches let her go, but they willingly accompany her, and it was likely their idea in the first place. No forgiveness ever.

SO this is the changed news title...
 
it should go
 
LANA LEAVING THE CHURCH WITH A DEVIL DISGUISED AS A BLOND WOMAN (who is telling her that her fucking album is shit and should not release it)

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

Fucking called it ... 

Imagine missing out on #1 to a fucking cult

Because she thinks she can escape our notice in the cover of darkness, of course.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

We are gonna be fucking filthy if she doesn't end up going, lmao

It's not. 99% of the content on this board isn't important, but it's a discussion board.

Lana VK, quoted for truth: "Other fandoms are happy when there's a new album, an interview or a single, Lana's fans are excited about the new hair color."

I actually don't know if it's that much lighter ... I think the darker photos are more accurate colour-wise. Sure, it's a few shades lighter, but I don't know if it's auburn. Have to see it in daylight to be sure. Looks good, though.
 
Also, if she doesn't go to the Met Gala (but she is, shut up), then I hope she's dyed it for the NFR cover shoot. Or an epic MV.

Q: Lana Del Rey and Norman Fucking Rockwell are in jail, and you can only post bail for one. Who do you choose?
 
A: Lana Del Rey, because Norman Fucking Rockwell is never to be released.

She looks like she hasn't had fillers in awhile (on her cheeks at least) and she looks sooo good. 
 
Someone confiscate all the fillers; I don't want her near them. 

I’m too chronically exhausted, depressed and malnourished to laugh

What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and a hangover?

One makes you feel tired, depressed, and hungry, and the other is the hangover.
 
 
 
Like, can you imagine if these four hung out now?
 
Marina: "So, what's everyone been up to? I just released a new album and I'm touring."
FKA Twigs: "I released a new song and I am also touring."
Florence: "I released a new song and I'm touring, too."
Elizabeth: "I went to Cha Cha Matcha yesterday."
 

who the FUCK left the basement door unlocked for the vermillion swine of lanaboards to reinhabit the space like dustmites

Because she thinks she can escape our notice in the cover of darkness, of course.