Mer

She probably pays Tessa Di Peitro close to 600k a year for her voodoo laryngitis treatments

and they’re right. What happened to dying for our sins

right like?? Doesn’t she make 28 million a year or something??

Idk why y’all think Lana doesn’t have 600k

That’s literally nothing she should pay. A 2hr show tonight that goes late is the absolute best option.

Oh no wouldn’t travel insurance help!?! Can we get her a gofundme or something

If I were there I’d just eat the cost of rescheduling my plane ticket and extending my hotel, since a Lana show would be worth it to me, and go get a nice dinner tonight and look forward to a full Lana show on Saturday

Sorry but an hour show is ridiculous. Just reschedule it girl. Those ppl did not pay for a 60 min show 💀💀

This wouldn’t be happening during a Trump presidency

If her team was savvy they’d be queuing up “Fenway Park: Never Forget” merch as we speak.

no this is so true. She’ll take it as a sign. She probably had a whole new set list planned out and she’ll think this is a sign from God to go back to the old set list

she can afford it even for a full 24 hours

We’ll cheer

there’s not gonna be a world tour, there won’t even be a Boston show

she should just pay the fine and play through it.

that’s the opening of Lasso

She could still go on. There was a certain other artist who’s show in Nashville this time last year didn’t start until after 10pm and she played until almost 2am bc of similar conditions.

she’s currently on her way to iHop for pancakes

That’s Rob.

Are Lipsters allergic to getting gagged?

I JUST FINISHED WORK AND LOGGED IN. WHY DO WE LITERALLY ALWAYS KEEP LOSING

Idk tbh the snippet makes me feel like it’s a weird republican/Morgan Wallen song something from a Dodge commercial

Y’all overestimate how much she cares about promo 💀 ”Live debut” “local time release” ”music video premiere” The single will randomly show up on streaming unannounced on a Tuesday at 3pm and the music video a month later and when fans ask her about it she’ll say “oh ya what was that song called? The strong song or whatever”

How is this a game I’m so confused